I said system, please don’t use cats as examples in the future. I have a bad nose and am allergic to cat hair. When you mention it, my nose feels a little itchy... sneeze!
[System prompt: With such a big body, you don’t have all kinds of minor problems! As a man, you are really weak... You... can’t do it, can you? 】
Damn it, I’m only slightly allergic, and you think I can’t do it? It seems I need to prove my health in a few days.
It’s up to you to choose the system. If you want to see the Queen Ronnier or Safiya, of course Ruoshui from the Magic Academy can also do it...
[System prompt: Tsk~If you have the ability to defeat the Valkyrie Tianyan, you are considered powerful.]
You know, considering you are great, this sentence is a "high compliment" for a man. To a certain extent, this is the highest honor in the boy's world.
These words also greatly inspired the Baron and gave him some bold ideas...
Just when he wanted to reply to the system, the system unexpectedly changed the subject and mentioned:
[System prompt: Hey, you have really lost a lot of fun in petting the cat, so be it. I want to give you a chance to suck the cat and take a sip. Then you just suck, and I will be responsible for the consequences!]
Responsible, what are you going to do to take responsibility? As soon as he heard the system king talk about him, he started beeping randomly again, which gave the baron a new interest.
[System prompt: I will say hello to the hell side for you, and you can be directed to enter the gate of heaven directly. This is very cost-effective~ Most people want to enter, but I haven’t opened the back door yet.]
Damn you...you want me to die, I understand. Please log off! Russell ended the communication with the system angrily and continued with the matter at hand.
Soon, Lao Ke took Russell to his horse farm. Among the countless horses, there was such a unique and bloody horse, which seemed so unique.
Although the rest of the horses have not yet been tamed into war horses, just by looking at them casually, one can tell that with a little whipping, they will be determined to be first-class horses in the future.
But these excellent horses still serve as the background wall of decline nowadays, setting off the majesty and high-spiritedness of that peerless bloody horse!
"This...this! The phoenix actually nests among the sparrows! What a waste of natural resources, what a waste of natural resources! Lao Ke, how can you keep it together with them?" the baron complained.
Lao Ke shrugged helplessly and explained: "It's not that I don't want to do that, Baron. It won't let me get close at all, even if I have fed it for so long."
"Good guy, you have such a bad temper!? I like it. Let me try..." Russell looked eager to try.
Lao Ke nodded and agreed to the Baron's move forward, but he was still a little worried and said:
"Dressell, you are the benefactor of our family. I have an obligation to remind you that this horse is extremely fierce. You must protect yourself first!"
"Thank you for your concern, Lao Ke. I can take care of myself." After the baron answered Lao Ke, he slowly walked towards the unique sweat-blooded BMW.
How could the peerless sweat-blooded BMW not sense the stranger who had just arrived? At this moment, it showed an unhappy expression and roared in a low voice: "Eh-er..."
[Sweat-blooded BMW: Where did this trash come from, disturbing my peace...]
"Hey, you guys are so rude! I am not a bastard. I am your future good partner. My name is Russell."
For a moment, the sweaty horse showed a surprised expression. It looked at the baron in the distance and looked at him squarely.
"Eh-er?" The sweaty horse started calling again.
[Sweat-blooded BMW: Real or fake? Does this man understand what I am saying? 】
"If it's false, it's true. I understand. Also, I've told you, my name is Russell, please don't call me this man."
"Eh-er..."
[Sweaty Horse: It’s incredible... there are humans who can understand the language of horses...]
"Suna, what's this? With all due respect, let me pretend. Flowers, birds, fish, insects, snakes, dragons, eagles... I can understand them all."
After Russell said this, he felt a little funny in his heart. He was obviously the chosen one of the Dragon Clan. How come the current development of the situation makes him look like the king of animals...
Recalling the past, the deeds of snakes, dragons, and eagles that I just boasted about to the sweaty horse actually happened.
[System prompt: Oh, why do you want so much? Being able to communicate with animals at will is something that many people dream of! Since you have this ability, don’t waste it. 】
The Baron felt that what the system said made sense, so he stopped thinking about it. He didn't care about being the chosen one. Anyway, he was born to be extraordinary!
"Hey." At this time, the sweaty horse had already accepted the fact that the man in front of him could speak horse language, and started to communicate with him.
[Sweat-blooded BMW: Okay, Shit Serge, you are quite special.]
"Hey, hey, hey! It's Russell! What the hell, Serge, are you deaf?" Hearing the sweaty BMW call him this, the baron was furious.
"Hey."
[Sweat-blooded BMW: Ah? Your name is Xixi Sel? What is your name? Can you explain it clearly at once? 】
"What the hell... Oh my god, why can't you deal with poop..." For a moment, Russell was speechless.
"Er..." Seeing the Baron's appearance, the horse became a little impatient.
[Sweat-blooded BMW: What a God, what a shit... You are such a troublesome person, go away, don’t affect me. 】
Seeing that it had lost interest, the baron knew that chatting too much would only arouse its disgust, so he stopped talking and retreated.
In the distance, Lao Ke saw the baron returning with a depressed look on his face, and knew that things were not going well. He comforted:
"My noble Earl, it's nothing. Don't be sad. This horse has met thousands of high-quality men. So far, no one has been able to get on its back."
"Hey, I know I can...it's just that I didn't perform very well just now. By the way, Lao Ke, is there something wrong with this horse's ears?" the baron asked.
Hearing the baron's inquiry, Lao Ke couldn't help but be a little surprised and called him an expert!
"I didn't expect that, Baron, you are actually an expert on horses! You discovered its disability in just a moment!? Yes, its ears are not good."
Russell became anxious: "Why don't you take it for treatment? This ear problem cannot be postponed!"
"This... Baron, the best horse expert in our town of Tulgari, and also the best veterinarian, that is, myself, have no way to get close to it. Let alone treat its injuries, and besides...