(Spoiler: This chapter contains hilarious plots, please do not read while eating~)
(Friendly reminder: Starting from this chapter, the length of a chapter of 2,000 words will be officially converted to a chapter of 3,000 words.)
Hearing that the system still responded like this, Russell felt helpless.
After going on and on, eating everything inside and outside, the baron finally angrily closed the dialogue with the system, and then rushed to the military camp in the town, preparing to take away doctor James.
After arriving at the military camp, far outside the military camp tent, the baron heard the camp captain yelling:
"According to the decree of Her Majesty the Goddess, Doctor James will be transferred to the command of Earl de Russell. Doctor James will be on duty! Please transfer as soon as possible. There is no room for you in the military camp here!"
"As ordered!" Doctor James was full of doubts, but he agreed first.
The Baron also arrived at this time, and he said to Dr. James: "Let's pack things first. If you have any questions, I will explain it to you when we get to Lao Ke's house."
"This...well, since this is also the will of Her Majesty the Goddess, I will obey it." Doctor James replied.
Soon, Russell helped him pack his things and they went to Lao Ke's house together.
And the story that happened next will be the most hilarious moment in this chapter! Many years later, when Russell recalled this scene, he still laughed so hard.
When he came to Lao Ke's house again, Dr. James had many questions. He said, "Lord Baron, do you know why Her Majesty the Goddess transferred me to your place?"
"I know."
"Can you tell me?"
"I applied to her to transfer you here because I think you are a good, conscientious and responsible doctor. Don't worry, I will let you treat diseases and save people in the future instead of being a veterinarian."
"You...do you really think I am a good, serious and responsible doctor?" Dr. James has been studying medicine for many years, but has never been accepted. This is all because of his ugly appearance, which makes him often disliked.
"Of course, you definitely are! Not only that, that Lao Ke, come here, I think the three of us together will be a very good combination!"
Lao Ke nodded and replied: "I think so. I feel honored to know you, especially you, Baron. I am so grateful to you!"
"You don't need to see anyone outside, Lao Ke. Let's do this. I'll give our trio a name. What do you think?"
"It's what I asked for." Ma Wang Lao Ke and doctor James said in unison.
Russell thought for a moment, then suddenly slammed the table and said: "Hello everyone, we are a handsome and handsome team! I am handsome!"
This situation made the horse king Lao Ke and the doctor James extremely embarrassed, but after all, it was Lao Ke who had a quick mind and said first: "Hello everyone, I am the combination!"
"I...I...I'm a pervert?" Doctor James hesitated and said in a small voice.
The Baron almost laughed out of his eyes and replied: "Haha, hahaha! No, no, it's too difficult for you, James. I'll change the name of the group and let me think about it..."
Then, he suddenly slammed the table and said: "We all long for glory and wealth, so let's call our combination called Wealth. Hello everyone, I am Fugui!"
This time, Doctor James was smarter. He was about to shout first. Unexpectedly, Ma Wang Laoke had quick eyesight and blocked his mouth with his palm. He said first: "I am a combination!"
"I...I...hey, forget it. I'm a pusher. I'm a pusher!" Doctor James stopped being coy and shouted directly.
"Hahahahaha, James, don't be angry. I'm just joking. To be honest, I really agree that you are a good doctor. From now on, in my army, you can treat diseases and patients well."
At this time, the baron finally came back to his senses with a smile, and preached so earnestly.
Just as the three of them were sitting around chatting, they all smelled a strong smell of shit...
In an instant, a servant from Lao Ke's family ran over. He saw that this servant was covered in feces. When he opened his mouth to speak, he felt a taste in his mouth. He said:
"No, no, no, that horse started to pull like crazy again. The whole racecourse is now a place of shit. I don't understand. Is this horse made of shit?"
"We understand, please step back...Quickly step back!" The strong smell almost made the baron faint.
The servant refused to retreat, as if he had been greatly wronged, and continued:
"You don't know something. This horse is pulling and running at the same time. It is galloping freely on the racecourse, and its shit is flying everywhere. Oh my God! What a sin! Lao Ke, my noble master, I may not be able to do it anymore..."
Lao Ke also felt that the stench was unbearable, so he did not ignore the servant. He gave him a bag of coins as a reward and comfort, then he covered his nose and suggested:
"It must be that the laxatives have taken effect. Uh... the smell is too unacceptable. Baron, why don't we eat lunch outside today? If that doesn't work, we can also have dinner outside."
The baron replied: "No, it's not just about the food. Just sleep outside today. I don't know how long it will continue to have diarrhea. I will give antidiarrheal medicine to your servants and ask them to feed the horse medicine at night."
The remaining two nodded in approval, and then the three of them escaped from Lao Ke's house in embarrassment and headed to the most luxurious tavern in the town.
When they first arrived at the tavern, the bartender smelled the stench of feces on the three people. He thought they were beggars and threatened to drive them away.
It wasn't until they got closer and recognized Lao Ke that he was a rich man in the area that they were allowed in.
Then the bartender complained: "Rich people have different tastes and like to use shit as perfume..."
The day passed casually in a tavern elsewhere...
At noon the next day, the three of them returned to Lao Ke's house.
The servant who received the coins now looked pretty good, and the smell in his home had dissipated a lot.
The baron strode to the racecourse and immediately caught sight of the red-blooded horse that had just woken up from a deep sleep.
"How's it going? Did you have a good time yesterday?"
"Hey."
[Red Blood: It’s so fun, I didn’t expect that I have so much inventory. 】
"You have so much inventory that the servants who clean up the racecourse almost died on the spot... So how do you feel now?" the baron then asked.
"Hey."
[Chixue: I feel refreshed, my features are clear, my ears can hear clearly, my condition couldn’t be better, thank you Russell.]
"Okay, it's time for us to set off."
"Hey."
[Red Blood: No problem, I allow you to ride on my horse. Russell, you will be the first and last human to ride on my back. 】
A simple sentence showed Chixue's loyalty to one person in his life.
The Baron also expressed his attitude in a simple sentence:
"No problem, Redblood. Although you are not the first horse, you are the last horse I ride. I think we will get along very happily!"
Good horses and distant places are the romance of knights. Today's Russell is romantic beyond measure.
[System prompt: Red blood will make your "Riding" skill 3. Congratulations, you are currently upgraded to "Riding 5".]
This is a qualitative leap for Russell! After all, the masters of horseback riding, Nayan Tulu and Earl Harlan, were only in "Riding 6" at their peak.
As long as I train a little more and cooperate with Red Blood a little more, it will be just around the corner to break through the "Riding" skill again.
Soon, Drasel got on his horse and rode on the red blood. With the blessing of this peerless horse, his whole aura became more and more heroic.
[System prompt: Lost item in equipment column—strong traveling horse.]
[System prompt: Items obtained from the equipment column—special horses, red blood.]
After seeing the Baron's success, Lao Ke was very happy for him and said excitedly:
"Congratulations! Your distinguished Lord Baron! Today Maxima met his Bole! I, Lao Ke, am lucky enough to be able to witness all this with my own eyes!"
"Thank you, Lao Ke. I will give you my old war horse as a gift. I have tamed it very well and docilely. It will definitely not cause trouble in your horse farm."
"No problem, you have the final say, Baron." Lao Ke nodded in agreement.
It must be said that Lao Ke's attitude as a loyal fan who obeyed the Baron's orders and responded to all the Baron's requests satisfied the Baron, and he even came up with the idea of taking him out with him.
"Perhaps with this little fanboy around, a lot of interesting things will happen..." The Baron murmured to himself. After hesitating for a while, he looked at Lao Ke and said:
"Ok, are you willing to follow me to the town of Uxhall? I hope you can become my partner and travel with us."
"What you said...is it true?" Lao Ke's voice was choked and trembling.
"Hahaha, of course it's true, so...are you willing?"
"I wish you all! From today on, I am willing to follow you forever!"
The Baron nodded slightly and responded with a smile: "Very good, very good. Then you pack your bags and we will set off together later."
"I don't need to pack anything. If I need food, drink or clothing along the way, I can just buy it. I just need to bring my family's savings, I think it should be enough."
"Lao Ke, do you think your money is inexhaustible? How much savings do you have?"
What Lao Ke said just now made the Baron interested. He knew that Lao Ke had money, but he didn't know exactly how much money he had.
Based on his family property and horse farm, the Baron estimates that his savings may be about 50,000 to 60,000 dinars, which should not be much more.
Lao Ke replied while walking towards the gold box where he saved his money:
"Well... I don't want to sell the horse farm and this house, so I'll keep them. I have about 120,000 dinars in gold coins. I'll take these with me first. If they don't have enough, I'll sell the house and horse farm."
"Shit... Lao Ke, you are traveling with 120,000 gold coins. Don't you dislike Shen? How about I keep it for you? My red-blooded horse is not afraid of Shen. Even if it drags heavy objects, it can still travel thousands of miles a day."
"Well, okay, thank you, Baron. I really followed the right person, you really have my best interests in mind!"
"It's nothing, I already regard it as my own money...
Bah, bah, bah, what I want to say is that we will be a team from now on, so there is no need to be so polite." The baron couldn't help but almost said what was in his heart.
[System prompt: Congratulations on getting 120,000 dinars. After adding the previous 36,500 dinars and deducting recent food, military expenses, town and village operations, etc., you currently have 152,000 dinars left.]
[Evaluation: Are you keeping it for others? I think you are taking it for yourself.]