"You still need to ask? He is definitely better than you! He originally had Shanmu Fort and Shanmu Village as fiefdoms, and we helped him occupy Jili Fort and Jili Village. He is now a major contributor."
"So what, it can't cover up his stupidity, slowness, and bloated figure." Russell didn't think so.
Luo Nier, the queen of gambling, smiled and started teasing: "It seems like you are so smart, and you are actually strong, not bloated."
"You often say good things to him. No wonder, you even said you wanted to sleep with him."
"Dressell! Looking for death?" Upon hearing this, Queen Ronnel glared at the Baron.
[System prompt: Are you looking for death?]
"As if I didn't say it, I choose to survive." The baron replied to the system and the queen Ronnier at the same time, showing a smirk.
We had a pleasant conversation during the trip, and it felt like time passed quickly. Not long after, the Baron and Tsang arrived at the Gilly Fort where the brave Arthur was.
The Gilly Fort at this moment is very different from the last time I saw it. The city walls and streets have been completely repaired. The brave Arthur is resting shirtless in the hall.
Just as Russell was about to go in, he was blocked by the guard at the door.
Watching the Baron and Chuangtai arrive in front of them, the guard blocked the main entrance and shouted: "Hey, you need a pass from the brave Lord Arthur to pass here!"
"Arthur and I are old friends, and he would let me in even if I didn't have a certificate," Russell explained.
"Then you have to let our brave Lord Arthur prove it for you here before I can let you in!"
"Then I have to go in and find your boss Arthur to prove it."
"Then you need a pass from the brave Lord Arthur to pass here now!"
The baron was quite helpless, but still refused to give up and tried again:
"Damn it! This is an endless cycle... I told you, your Lord Arthur and I are brothers, I can go in without a certificate!"
The guard roared again: "Tmd, without the brave Lord Arthur here to prove it to you, I won't let you in!"
(A rare digression for entertainment, you are welcome to skip~)
This scene reminded him of another similar incident, which was an interesting incident that happened when the author who created the Baron was chatting with his friends:
"Hey, I think you can give me a chance to promote it. After all, our Dracelle is really good and high-quality, and he is a knight worthy of promotion."
"You have to show some decent results first before I can promote Russell on the Internet or elsewhere."
"But I need a promotion opportunity to get decent results, don't I?" As the founder of Count de Las Serres, I am very sincere.
"Then show your grades to get recommendations!" At this time, my friend seemed to be anxious.
"Hey, I think you understand what I just said..."
"Where are your grades?"
"How the hell am I going to get a grade without help, huh?"
"First show me your results, then talk to me about help!"
I believe everyone has encountered such endless loop events countless times...
Speaking of the baron at the main entrance, since the guard was so stubborn, he didn't elaborate too much. He pulled out the Wolf King's Sword from his waist and threatened: "Call your master out, I will fight with him."
"If you want to find our master, you must first have a pass..."
"Pound!" Before the guard could finish saying the words "Pass", Ronnel, the queen who was standing next to her, got impatient. She took out the dagger hidden on the inside of her calf and knocked the guard on the head with the end.
After solving the problem violently, Tiaocheng turned to the Baron and said:
"Dressell, don't waste time on such trivial matters next time, okay? We have every right to be simple and crude. You are a baron, and you can be unreasonable sometimes, okay?"
"Okay, isn't it just a show of acting like a domineering president? What can't I do? It's easy to do. In fact, if you didn't take action just now, I would have beaten this kid."
[System prompt: Uh-huh, it’s indeed my family’s king of gambling, he looks so heroic.]
At this time, the remaining guards in the castle saw that their teammates standing guard at the door were being attacked, and began to gather to resist.
This burst of noise woke up the brave Arthur not far away, and he yelled: "Who is disturbing me!? Don't you know my habit of taking a nap? What recruit doesn't want to hang out!"
The subordinates around him immediately explained:
"Report, my noble master, it is not our soldiers who are making the noise. There are some troublemakers at the door, insisting on sneaking into the castle, and even injuring the guards!"
"If something like this happens, okay, okay, it just so happens that I haven't been on the battlefield for a long time, and my bones all over my body are itching unbearably! Holy Sword, have you seen that enemy? Follow me!"
When the brave Arthur heard that there was a chance to fight, he instantly became interested. Without saying a word, he raised his sword and charged without saying a word!
On the other side, the draw kings Ronnier and Russell were more than capable of dealing with a few young soldiers, and they all struck with the hilt and back of the sword without making them red.
In an instant, the baron seemed to see a blond flesh ball rolling towards him in his peripheral vision.
"Damn it, Arthur! I haven't seen you for a few days, and you've gained weight again. You're so fat-hearted!"
"Oh oh oh...it turns out to be my brother Dracelle, stop it! This is one of our own, hey...hey hey hey...I can't help it anymore!"
After getting closer, the brave Arthur recognized that the other party was the Baron and Toutiao, and planned to order his subordinates to put away their weapons.
However, he was too fat to stop charging. During this period, he forced himself to brake, and finally stepped on the right foot with his left foot, causing him to fall.
Seeing this, the Baron, who regarded him as a courageous brother, hurriedly tried to help him up. Unexpectedly, he was so heavy that he almost fell down...
Looking at this scene, Queen Ronnier began to laugh and said: "As soon as we met, I bowed down and bowed down. I said Arthur, I deserve it, hahaha."
"You're worthy of it, Queen Ronnier, you once beat me to the point of being stunned..." The past seemed to be unfolding before his eyes, and Arthur had endless aftertaste for a while.
After chatting for a while, the three people came to the lord's hall and prepared to have a drink and talk.
During the banquet, Russell took the initiative to explain his purpose: "Brother, this time I and I are here because we need your help with something important!"
"As long as you don't eat my golden rooster, you can do whatever you want. Let's talk about it!" Arthur replied with his face turning red after drinking.
[System prompt: I don’t think he is fat at all. The belly of an elephant is like the mind of a mouse! Didn’t you just eat a chicken from him last time? You still miss him now...]
Oops, I said system, after all, it is someone else’s golden rooster, they have beliefs that need to be enshrined~ I understand.
"It's not just for chicken, I'm here to ask you to make an introduction and take us to meet the leader of the Kingdom of Nord, that is, King Gnar. To be honest, I am the red flash that made a lot of noise a while ago.
"
Russell thought that Arthur would understand what he said, but unfortunately he was a simple, straight-forward fool.
"Oh, you are the red flash on the battlefield!? I have heard this story, why do you want to see our king? Do you want to have another fight and kill him..."
"No, no, we don't want to make the two kingdoms unhappy because of this matter, so we are here to show goodwill."
"So that's the case, it's not bad. Then just give me the things you need to offer as a kind offering. I will send someone to submit it to the Kingdom tomorrow, so you don't have to make another trip."
After hearing this, before the baron could continue to speak, Queen Ronnel was the first to become unhappy. She jumped up and said:
"Did I say your IQ is blocked by fat? We came all the way here just to see King Gena with our own eyes! If it's just to convey a gift, do I need to do it myself?"
The fat blond man Arthur, who was still confused, a little drunk, and slow to react, gasped and kicked his fat ass!
Arthur happened to be planning to raise a glass to drink with the Baron. This sudden kick caught him off guard. He stumbled into the Baron's arms and fell to the ground with him. The scene was very ambiguous...
[System prompt: Well...there is no need to tell Safiya about this. I believe you don’t like men.]
Russell only felt that most of the other party's fluffy beard and hair were going into his mouth and nostrils, making it itchy and smelly.
"Mom, Arthur! How many days have you not showered? I thought you fished it out of the vat where the stinky tofu was marinated. Get off me!"
"I haven't washed myself since we captured this place. By the way, Russell...since you asked me to help you, I actually have a problem and need help."
Seeing Arthur getting up in a daze, with a helpless and aggrieved look on his face, the Baron knew that he had to help, because after all, he still had to rely on him to meet King Gona.
"Okay, I'll help you and you help me. You tell me now and we'll solve it as soon as possible. Toutang and I are really anxious to get to the capital of your kingdom!"
Soon, Arthur changed from the helpless expression just now to one of excitement and joy, and explained:
"What you don't know is that the water source in Gilly Fort has never been enough. This problem existed when the brave Aji ruled here!
It’s just that that damn boy is very lucky and auspicious. Whenever water is scarce, there will always be heavy rains to tide him over.”
"But since you came here, there has been a severe drought every day, the sun is scorching, and it has never rained, right?" the baron asked.
Arthur nodded helplessly and continued: "Not only that, when the war first broke out here, it seemed that the siege machinery catapults destroyed all the wells in the castle.
So now it's worse than ever! This is the main reason why I didn't take a shower! Russell, I hope you can help us."