When I got home, it was almost nine o'clock in the evening.
As soon as he entered the house, Xiao Yun saw a pair of small red high heels at the entrance.
He frowned and murmured in his heart, who could come to his house so late? Could it be Lin Xueer?
Lin Tianhua has indeed not restricted her travels recently, and the two of them had made an appointment before to go to the hot springs together after he finished his work.
Thinking of this, Xiao Yun felt more and more that it was Lin Xueer who had come to visit him at home. He rolled his eyes, quietly took off his shoes, put on his slippers, and quietly walked towards the living room.
However, there was no one in the living room, and her mother, Xiao Zhenjing, didn't know where she was.
Xiao Yun turned his head in confusion and saw that the kitchen light was on. When he smelled it carefully, there was a faint fragrance of chicken soup floating in the air.
It is estimated that Lin Xueer and Xiao Zhenjing were cooking together, preparing to make soup for him as a midnight snack.
Thinking of this, Xiao Yun felt warm in his heart, and walked toward the kitchen with his footsteps silent, preparing to scare the two of them.
But when I came to the door of the kitchen, I saw only a graceful back figure inside, who seemed to be busy with something with his head down.
I saw the other party's black hair was casually pulled up into a bun. She was wearing a light blue tight-fitting hip-length skirt. There was an apron around her slender waist. Her two straight legs were dazzlingly white and plump.
Her butt is as attractive as a peach.
The beauty is cooking, and the back view looks full of the feeling of a good wife and mother, and at the same time has an extremely alluring charm.
Instantly, Xiao Yun felt restless. After standing at the door and admiring it for a few seconds, he smiled evilly, rushed forward and hugged the other person's waist.
"ah!"
The other party was obviously frightened by this sudden hug, and his graceful body trembled slightly.
"Are you making soup for me?" Xiao Yun smiled and put his chin on Xiaoxiang's shoulder, saying with a happy face.
From this angle, you can have an unobstructed view of the attractive scenery on the other person's chest.
However, as Xiao Yun hugged her, he slowly realized something was wrong.
The fragrance on the other party seems to be a little different...
Usually Lin Xueer doesn’t seem to like to wear such strong perfume...
It seems that there is not so much meat on the belly...
Thinking about it, Xiao Yun's big hand around the other person's waist gave him a gentle squeeze, as if to confirm the feel.
"Xiao Yun...you bastard!!"
In an instant, the woman in her arms was like a cat whose tail had been stepped on. She struggled excitedly, turned her head and looked back, and barked loudly at the same time.
Hearing this unruly voice and looking at the beautiful and angry little face in front of him, Xiao Yun was completely stunned and asked blankly: "Qiao... Qiaoqiao...?"
"You bastard... You bastard, if you dare to eat my tofu, I will kill you!" Lin Qiaoqiao roared angrily while reaching out to touch the kitchen knife on the chopping board.
Damn it!
Seeing Lin Qiaoqiao holding a kitchen knife and about to pounce on him, Xiao Yun, who was stunned, suddenly came to his senses, turned around and ran out of the kitchen.
"Holy shit, Lin Qiaoqiao! Are you, are you crazy?! Put the knife down quickly!" Xiao Yun ran directly to the living room, went around and hid behind the sofa, and shouted.
"You bastard! Don't hide if you can!" Lin Qiaoqiao held up a kitchen knife in one hand and pointed at Xiao Yun's nose with the other and cursed.
"How did I know that was you! I thought it was..." Xiao Yun looked like he was about to cry.
Doesn’t this little pepper have brown curly hair? He also dyed his hair black sometime!
Hearing this, Lin Qiaoqiao narrowed her eyes, grabbed the sofa pillow in front of her, threw it over, and yelled, "What do you think you are? Do you think it's that toad?!"
Xiao Yun caught the pillow thrown by the opponent, held it in his arms like a shield, and said aggrievedly: "Who made your backs look similar! But..."
He swallowed his saliva, glanced at Lin Qiaoqiao's belly quietly, and muttered in a low voice: "But you are a little fatter than her..."
Unexpectedly, Lin Qiaoqiao heard these words clearly. In an instant, her eyes seemed to be about to burst out of fire, and she yelled angrily: "You say it again?"
"Put down the knife first!" Xiao Yun looked at the kitchen knife in her hand warily.
Lin Qiaoqiao raised her eyebrows angrily and rushed forward with a sudden stride, but Xiao Yun walked around to the opposite side of her as if he were rubbing oil on his soles.
"You! You!" Lin Qiaoqiao cursed angrily: "You're a loser! If you can, just stand still and see if I don't cut off your hand!"
"Do you think I'm stupid for standing here and letting you chop me? You can come here on your own!"
Thinking of how he had hugged Lin Qiaoqiao just now, Xiao Yun felt extremely guilty, but when he heard the other party scolding him harshly, he immediately refused to give in.
Hearing this, Lin Qiaoqiao became even more angry. She grabbed several sofa pillows in front of her and smashed them.
"You can't get through!?" Lin Qiaoqiao shouted.
Xiao Yun swallowed his saliva, hugged the pillow tightly in his hands, shook his head desperately and said: "Um...Qiao Qiao, it was all a misunderstanding just now! If you have something to say, please put the knife away first..."
"Boom!"
Before he finished speaking, Xiao Yun saw a cold light coming towards him!
As soon as he suddenly dodged, the sound of a kitchen knife falling to the ground could be heard in his ears.
Damn it!
Looking at the kitchen knife stuck straight on the wooden floor, Xiao Yun suddenly became angry and cursed loudly with a sullen face: "Lin Qiaoqiao, your uncle! Do you really want to hack me to death?! Everyone said
A couple's kindness lasts a hundred days, do you think..."
"boom!"
Hearing the last sentence, Lin Qiaoqiao's whole face turned red. She didn't know whether she was angry or ashamed. She grabbed the teacup on the table and threw it at Xiao Yun, shouting: "Shut up! Give it to me."
Shut up! You bastard!"
Xiao Yun's expression was startled, and then he realized that there seemed to be something wrong with what he just said. In an instant, the anger that had surged up subsided.
He took a deep breath, calmed down and said, "Qiaoqiao, stop making trouble! I really didn't mean it just now!"
"You dare to do it but don't admit it, right? Xiao Yun, you are really not a man!" Lin Qiaoqiao said in a sinister tone, as if she meant something.
Hearing Lin Qiaoqiao say that he was not a man, Xiao Yun suddenly became angry again and shouted loudly: "If you hadn't disrespected others and humiliated me over and over again, would I have been like that?
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"Hmph, it's obviously you who is so shameless, what excuse can you make!"
The more Lin Qiaoqiao thought about it, the angrier she became. She immediately turned around and rushed into the kitchen, took out a fruit knife, pointed at Xiao Yun and said, "Today I'm going to kill you, the stinky scoundrel, so that you don't go around causing trouble to others!"
"you dare!"
Thinking of Lin Qiaoqiao throwing a kitchen knife at him without hesitation just now, Xiao Yun immediately tensed up.
"Why don't you dare? There is nothing that I dare not do yet!"
Lin Qiaoqiao said, raised the fruit knife, made several gestures at Xiao Yun's lower body, narrowed his eyes and said: "You dare to eat my tofu... Even if I can't kill you today, I will make you bleed some."
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"Damn it! You ran to my house without saying a word. It's understandable that you were mistaken!" Xiao Yun shouted unconvinced.
"Haha, Xiao Yun, you didn't know, right? In fact, I often go to the Jinlin Club to practice shooting..." Lin Qiaoqiao stared at his crotch with squinted eyes and smiled slyly.
"Your uncle!" Xiao Yun immediately covered his crotch and shouted loudly: "How dare you throw it on me! I promise to make you regret it!"
"Really?" Lin Qiaoqiao's red lips were slightly raised, with a look on her face that said, "How can you bear with me?" Then she aimed at his lower body, as if she was about to fly a flying knife.
"Whoosh!"
The fruit knife was inserted straight into the wall next to Xiao Yun.
"Oops, I didn't hit it, forget it, I think I'd better just take out all the knives from the kitchen." With that said, Lin Qiaoqiao twisted her waist and went into the kitchen again.
Seeing this, Xiao Yun couldn't bear it anymore, and immediately yelled: "I met your mother at the Monroe Club!"