"Two stinky bitches! They told me I don't have time to mess around, but they still refuse to let me go." Zhao Xiaole cursed and walked out of the East Palace Hall.
Today, Qin Sining called him over in the name of the prince and said that he had something important to discuss with him.
Zhao Xiaole, who was busy writing articles, had to temporarily put down his work and come to the East Palace to deal with the prince's troubles.
However, it's been a whole day and nothing happened.
Qin Sining and the prince were handling official duties, while Zhao Xiaole served them tea and water, and worked as a servant for the two of them for a day.
Finally, he couldn't bear it anymore and asked them what they meant.
The prince told him directly, "I'm afraid your fiancée is not at home. You are too presumptuous to be alone in the Hou Mansion. There is nothing else!"
Zhao Xiaole: "Fuck me!"
Is there something wrong with these two bitches?
Zhao Xiaole thought for a while and wrote a beautiful sentence: "Once upon a time, the sea was difficult to make water, except for Wushan, it was not cloud" and gave it to Qin Sining.
The prince was immediately unhappy. After her repeated temptations, Qin Sining, who was already full of tenderness, finally refused to let Zhao Xiaole go.
In the end, no matter how Zhao Xiaole explained, the two of them just couldn't listen. After all, the scene Qin Sining saw that night was too shocking.
Naturally, the prince also heard about this from her.
"Xiao Le, it's not that we don't believe you, but those maids of yours have gone too far. How can they be so shameless?"
Zhao Xiaole had no choice but to leave only Green Ant and Chunni, and send several other maids to the East Palace.
After all this bargaining, he got the chance to leave!
However, as soon as Zhao Xiaole walked out of the East Palace, a frosty-faced palace maid stopped in front of him.
"Master Marquis, where are you going? The Queen has invited you!"
"Fuck me!"
Zhao Xiaole once again used foul language.
Are you going to let people live?
Why do they come out one after another?
However, Zhao Xiaole had to go. In addition to the fact that the Queen knew his identity, the Queen was also in charge of two thousand royal guards.
This power gives her absolute say in Beijing.
It can be said that as long as the palace door is closed, the Queen can kill whoever she wants, not to mention, she still has Zhao Xiaole's handle.
In the palace, the Queen was taking a bath in the bath. Through the white gauze curtain, Zhao Xiaole could only hear the sound of the palace maid's teasing.
"Once upon a time, the sea was difficult to overcome, except for Wushan, it was not a cloud. I looked back lazily at the flowers, half of them were destined to practice Taoism, and half of them were destined to be kings!"
The voice of the Queen reciting poetry came from the gauze tent, and what she recited was the four lines of poetry that Zhao Xiaole had just written to Qin Sining.
When Zhao Xiaole heard this, he cried out that he had a headache.
He had no doubt that the Queen had many eyes and ears, but regretted that he had been too careless before.
At that time, I was only focused on being angry, so why did I forget that these eyes and ears existed?
Then, the Queen's Empress sighed again from behind the gauze curtain, "Master Zhao is so talented in literature!"
"At the beginning, you told Aijia that if our love lasted for a long time, how could we stay together day and night? But you don't know whether Aijia is now the vast ocean of Mr. Zhao or the flowers?"
Zhao Xiaole knew that no matter how he answered, it would lead to a dead end.
If you say "Canghai", how can you give the poem to the queen? If the answer is "Hua Cong", doesn't that mean you are admitting that you have deceived her?
At this time, the gauze curtain was suddenly opened, and what was faintly visible through the mist was the Queen's flawless back.
"Master Zhao Hou, why don't you answer Ai Jia's words?"
"Yes, your Majesty, to me, is neither the sea nor the flowers!" Zhao Xiaole immediately calmed down.
The queen was silent for a moment, and her voice immediately turned cold, "Tell me, Mr. Zhao, what exactly is the Aijia?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhao Xiaole felt murderous intent surrounding him, but he didn't panic, "The Queen is like water to me!"
The palace immediately became quiet, and only the sound of dripping water could be heard. At the same time, the murderous intent that permeated the room became stronger and stronger.
Zhao Xiaole waited for a while and then spoke again: "Have you ever heard, the Queen, that women are made of water? I have been lucky enough to touch her... Haha, the Queen is indeed as soft and approachable as if she were made of water!"
Zhao Xiaole didn't know what to do with this flattery, and he couldn't think of a better flattery, so he could only leave it like this for now.
If it really doesn't work, he has nothing to be afraid of.
He already has the strength of almost a top-notch master and is completely confident to leave the palace safely.
When the Queen heard this, she sneered, "It looks like water, right? Zhao Xiaole, come forward!"
Zhao Xiaole didn't know what she was going to do, but he didn't dare to disobey and moved forward.
"Go further and come to the Ai family."
"The Aijia won't eat you, so what are you afraid of? Just move forward!"
"Aren't you a eunuch? What are you afraid of?"
Zhao Xiaole walked forward thoughtfully. He was worried that an assassin would suddenly jump out of the water at any time.
Fortunately, this didn't happen.
When the surrounding maids saw this, they all quietly exited the palace. Suddenly, only Zhao Xiaole and the Queen were left in the huge palace.
Zhao Xiaole noticed that even the murderous aura around him had faded a bit.
He doesn't know what the queen wants to do?
Suddenly, a jade hand rested on the back of his hand, and he felt the touch of jade and water coming from the back of his hand.
Xiao Xiaole couldn't help but raise her head to say hello.
"Master Marquis, are Aijia's hands made of water?" the queen asked aloud while teasing them.
Zhao Xiaole nodded, "As Wei Chen said, your skin is indeed like water."
When the queen saw this, she took his hand and put it on her chest, "Master Zhao, see if this place looks like it's made of water?"
At this time, Zhao Xiaole's nosebleed almost spurted out.
You old slut!
Is it too exaggerated?
You know clearly that I am an unclean little eunuch, but you still dare to deliberately tease me?
That’s all, who is afraid of whom?
If you dare to continue doing this, then I can only feel sorry for Emperor Jingyang.
Poor Emperor Jingyang, he was lying on the hospital bed, and a cuckold suddenly fell from the sky.
Who should I talk to?
"Master Zhao? Do you want to see other places in the Ai family? Are they made of water?"
The Queen's voice was filled with endless temptation, as if it could pull Zhao Xiaole off the edge of reason at any time.
Zhao Xiaole swallowed his saliva, and just as he was about to refuse, the Queen grabbed him and moved him down a little further.
His fingertips and palms immediately touched two undulating soft objects.
Oh ho ho~
Zhao Xiaole's spine went numb, and his whole body almost went numb.
Exciting, isn’t this too exciting?
Brother Jingyang, I'm really sorry. What I can't do for you is that I can only help you.
"What about here?"
"Of course it's the same here."
"There is a place under Aijia where water can be spitted. Do you want to take a look?" As she said that, the queen took his hand and explored it.
