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Chapter 31 Aunt’s phone number

 The third platoon leader came to inspect the third platoon. He stared at Cheng Tieniu of the third squad for a long time and couldn’t stand it anymore.

"Old Xu, take this soldier out and deal with it alone, while the others continue!" The third platoon leader pointed at Tieniu angrily, his fingers shaking several times. An

He has led new recruits for so many years, but he has never seen such a twisted soldier.

Who recruited it!

"Yes!" Xu Jiang's face almost turned red.

"Cheng Tieniu comes out!"

"Yes!" Cheng Tieniu stood up crookedly, with a look of embarrassment on his face.

"Turn right and go!"

Cheng Tieniu turned left...

"I'm going to beat you up!" Xu Jiang rushed over and grabbed his neck, "Left side, don't you understand human language!"

Cheng Tieniu squinted his eyes, looking innocent and helpless.

"Monitor, I..."

"Oh, my God!" Xu Jiang wanted to kick him away. He felt that he never wanted to see this face in his life.

Without saying a word, he directly pulled Cheng Teniu and walked to a place ten meters away.

"Stand at attention!"

"Turn right!"

Xu Jiang trained Cheng Tieniu alone.

This guy's body and brain seem to be separated. They don't know each other and they won't listen to orders no matter what. He has to work alone, otherwise the whole class will be dragged to death.

Chen Lu and others also felt that Cheng Tieniu was a genius.

Although he was more than ten meters away, Chen Lu could still hear Lao Xu's voice that was about to burst into flames: "You idiot, left, do you know what left is? I asked you to use your left foot, why are you kicking your right foot?

There is no distinction between left and right!"

"Damn it, I knew you were still here!"

Old Xu became anxious, "You idiot, you actually have a girlfriend. What do you like about you? Are you stupid? This girl is blind and has a right leg. What are you doing with your left foot!"

Everyone listening was worried for Tieniu.

Lao Xu is nearly 1.9 meters tall. He is tall and has a dark face. When he scolds people, he is like Li Kui. Tieniu makes mistakes faster.

Tieniu was scolded enough to make him cry, but Lao Xu scolded him too much and made many mistakes.

"Squad leader, I feel like I'm not a soldier." Tieniu shouted aggrievedly.

Lao Xu took a deep breath, reached out and twisted the hat on his head, trying hard to control his emotions.

"Tieniu, listen, no one is born to be a soldier, everyone is trained, you know!"

"Report to the monitor, but I am learning too slowly."

Lao Xu said: "If you are slow, you have to practice more and think harder. Do you know what it means to be a stupid bird? If you know you are slow, you have to work harder than others, so that you can catch up."

"Squad leader, I'm just that stupid bird, I can't fly fast."

"Oh, don't say anything stupid to me, you are just stupid!"

For the whole morning, Cheng Tieniu practiced alone, with the monitor beside him. He scolded him until his throat became hoarse. In the end, he stopped shouting at all and just kicked him.

Make a mistake once, kick once.

Cheng Tieniu felt like he was about to collapse.

After the training in the morning, everyone had lunch in the dining hall and returned to the dormitory to rest.

After training all morning, everyone was exhausted, but it was okay. I felt much better than yesterday. Only Cheng Tieniu was limping when he walked. This was all because of Lao Xu's kick.

Wang Bing was too embarrassed to make fun of him. Of course, the most important thing is that Lao Xu didn’t leave.

Lao Xu suddenly looked at Chen Lu and said: "Chen Lu, Article 66 of the Internal Affairs Regulations."

Chen Lu was stunned for a moment, not expecting Lao Xu to launch a sneak attack.

However, he has been reciting it for four days, and he has already memorized the 325 internal regulations, and he is not afraid of sneak attacks at all.

Wang Bing and others became nervous. Lao Xu suddenly asked Chen Lu if he would ask them later?

They were memorizing it, but in just four days, many people didn't memorize the thirty items.

At this time, if you ask them, you will definitely get a slap in the face.

And when Lao Xu opened his mouth, it was Article 66. They didn’t even see it, so how could they memorize it?

Suddenly, everyone became inexplicably nervous, and many people began to secretly flip through the book, directly turning to the back.

It's better to hold on to something temporarily than not to hold it at all. Even a lazy guy like Wang Bing should quickly read the book.

Chen Lu immediately stood up and shouted: "Report, Article 66 of the Internal Affairs Regulations, military units and individuals are not allowed to make their own military uniforms, and are not allowed to purchase imitation military uniforms and logo clothing. Soldiers are not allowed to sell or dismantle military uniforms, and are not allowed to make military uniforms and logo clothing

Lend or donate to local units and personnel."

Xu Jiang's expression softened, while Wang Bing and others quickly turned to Article 66 of the regulations. After seeing clearly, they all looked up at Chen Lu as if they were seeing aliens.

It’s not that Chen Lu made a mistake, it’s that every word is correct!

In just four days, he has memorized sixty-six items. Most of them have memorized around twenty items, and they are not very strong.

The gap is a bit big. We all train together, eat together, and read together...

Lao Xu continued to ask: "Article 87."

Chen Lu shouted: "Article 87 Soldiers participating in rallies and evening parties must enter in accordance with the prescribed time and order, sit in the designated positions, abide by the order of the venue, and are not allowed to arrive late or leave early. When the meeting is over, they must leave in order."<

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Lao Xu finally laughed, walked over, patted Chen Lu on the shoulder, and said: "Yes, you can remember so much in such a short time, you are worthy of being the top scorer in the college entrance examination!"

"I asked about your college entrance examination score. It's 732 points. It's indeed Tsinghua University and Peking University. Just pick it."

Everyone was stunned when they heard this!

The top scorer in the college entrance examination? The total score is 750, and the test score is 732. It’s too exaggerated.

There is actually a top scorer in the college entrance examination in their dormitory, which is even rarer than the Iron Bull who doesn't distinguish between left and right.

When they heard Chen Lu say that Tsinghua University and Peking University chose randomly, they thought he was joking, but it turned out to be true.

Many of them here are college entrance examination students. They came to serve as soldiers because they felt that they did not do well in the examination. They are too lazy to check their results.

How did you do in the exam? Can you do it without a few points?

Everyone’s eyes widened.

Poof, all the regulations in Wang Bing's hand fell to the ground.

Xu Jiang turned to look at the others and scolded with a grimace: "Look at you idiots. You have memorized the simple internal affairs regulations for four days and can't even answer a few questions. Look at Chen Lu, aren't you ashamed?"
Cheng Tieniu scratched his forehead and murmured: "Oh my god, you are already the top scholar and you come to serve as a soldier. What do you think?"

Wang Bing said softly: "People who don't distinguish between left and right cannot understand what the No. 1 Scholar thinks."

In the past, we only saw the top picks on TV, but now we live in the same dormitory as them.

This feeling...is indescribable.

Lao Xu turned to look at Chen Lu, "Your family wants to give you one minute to choose between Peking University and Qingdao University. The school can apply to retain your student status."

With that said, Lao Xu took out a mobile phone from his pocket and handed it to Chen Lu, "Do you regret it? If you were in school at this time, you should accept the applause and flowers."

Being the top scorer in the college entrance examination, what a glorious thing, the school will definitely publicize it, and so will various media, not to mention that Chen Lu was already famous before he joined the army.

I left the examination room 30 minutes early to help the police arrest the wanted criminal... It was a sensation at the time and was on the hot search.

Lao Xu also read the report of that day. When Chen Lu came out of the examination room to face reporters' inquiries, he said that Qingdao and Peking University randomly selected... the top pick!

Now it really is true.

Chen Lu was not surprised by this. He has the brain's photosynthetic reaction and has a super memory. It would be a joke to get the top prize in the exam.

He took Lao Xu's cell phone and quickly dialed his aunt's cell phone.

"Who?"

Chen Lu smiled and said: "Auntie, it's me. The college entrance examination results are out, right? You can help me choose. Don't complain, I like Peking University."

"Squint your eyes? Are you talking about Qingda? I thought you were living in dire straits and you were still in the mood to joke. You don't know that in those days, I was in a bad mood. I was afraid of seeing things and missing people, so I treasured a lot of good things from you.

Things were hung on the salted fish net and sold..."

Damn it... The corners of Chen Lu's mouth twitched. A money-grubbing aunt is definitely capable of doing this kind of thing, and she would probably be eager to do it.

"Thank you..."

"You're welcome, don't worry, it's all a small matter..."

"Take care." Chen Lu hung up the phone directly.

"Hey, hey..." Jiang Xiu'er shouted to the phone for a long time, and only heard a beeping sound.

"This boy is so rebellious. I'll hang up my phone and ask you to join the army. I won't let you rebel." She lifted her face, put one hand on her waist, and dialed back with the other.

But the phone rang for a long time and no one answered.

"Bad boy, answer the phone!"

Before the sound even fell, the signal was connected.

"Why did you hang up on me just now? Do you think I can't cure you because you are a soldier? I'm telling you..."

"That's me, Xu Jiang. Are we friends?"

"...Hey, hey, the signal here is not good, I can't hear... Hey, hey..."

Old Xu was stunned and was about to rush out of the dormitory, but the signal was cut off...


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