Chapter 2821 Cauliflower Playing with Butterflies Honey-loving Bee
"Where do these pornographic books come from?"
Su Chen asked with a cold face.
"yes……"
When Fei Xi heard this, he froze up and hesitated for a moment before he was about to answer.
But suddenly, a heavy cold snort was heard.
"I didn't ask you!"
Su Chen snorted and found that this guy actually dared to hesitate and thought about how to expire his term. It was simply too much to deal with.
boom!
He moved quickly, and with a wave of his hand, he directly planted 'Feixi', a fat man weighing two hundred pounds, into the medicine field.
"I...I was treated like an onion again?"
Fei Xi looked depressed.
"you say!"
Su Chen ignored Fei Xi and turned his gaze to the Blood God Son.
"This...this is Kao-sama's collection!"
The Blood God Son did not dare to hide it and said directly.
"Kagao? Why is this crooked old man still collecting so many pornographic books at his old age? Do you want the old tree to bloom and have a second spring?"
Su Chen muttered.
"Actually, this has nothing to do with Kao-sama, but Fei Xi took the initiative to go to Kao-sama and ask for it."
The Blood God Son sold Feixi directly without any hesitation.
"Oh...what the hell is going on?"
Su Chen looked coldly and asked.
"Fei Xi said that he wants to help my lord write a biography, which involves some of your romances. It's not easy for him to write randomly, so he has to refer to it."
After the Blood God Son finished speaking, he secretly looked at Su Chen and found that his face was very dark at the moment.
He wisely shut up.
I can't say any more.
He was really afraid that Su Chen would tear himself alive in a rage.
"Hmph... If you dare to write my biography like the book "Thirty-Six Techniques for Creating Humans", you will be dead."
Su Chen glared at Fei Xi fiercely, then raised his hand and grabbed the person out of the soil. "Show me the biography you wrote during this time!"
When Fei Xi heard this, he was so frightened that he almost lost his soul.
"My lord, the biography hasn't been written yet, so you'd better keep planting me in the ground!"
Fei Xi said with a sad face.
"If you can't take it out now, then I'll consider asking someone else to write it. I'm afraid you'll have to stay in the dirt for the rest of your life!"
Su Chen's voice was extremely cold, and when it came out, Fei Xi's expression immediately changed.
"Lord, have mercy on me!"
Feixi's legs softened and he knelt down directly.
"Cut the nonsense and bring out the biography!"
Su Chen scolded with a cold face.
"yes……"
Fei Xi gritted his teeth and took out a pamphlet from his arms.
Buzz!
The booklet flew out, and when it was opened, a few lines of small words on the cover were revealed.
"Young people are in love with each other, and they love each other endlessly in the spring night under the brocade tent."
"Xingpo came to the hotel without knowing it, and the crazy soul seems to have entered the fairy boat."
When Su Chen saw such a poem, he was stunned for a moment, and then his face turned dark.
have a look!
What kind of stuff is written here!
Teenage romance?
Love is endless in the pink spring night?
Is Su Chen the kind of person who likes to hang out among flowers?
"Is this the biography you wrote for me?"
Su Chen's face was frighteningly dark.
"My lord, Fei Xi has written several biographies about you..."
The Blood God Son pulled his head and muttered.
He is also broken now.
Based on the idea that "a dead Taoist friend will never die a poor Taoist", he tried his best to betray Fei Xi.
"you……"
Fat
Xi glared at the Blood God Son with a resentful look on his face, but at this time he did not dare to make any more small moves and could only helplessly take out another biography.
"Isn't it some messy thing again..."
Su Chen glanced at Fei Xi coldly, grabbed it and took a look, and was so angry that he almost fainted.
When you open the book page, you will see two lines of Xiao Huang's poem.
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boom!
Su Chen directly smashed the book inside.
"Look...what are you writing about, cauliflowers playing with butterflies, honey-loving bees...you are quite capable, and you can even use metaphors."
Su Chen's face was frighteningly dark.
It’s a good biography. I’ve been working on it for so long, and why can’t I come up with something decent?
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu My lord, I was wrong, I shouldn't have written to you like this!"
Fei Xi quickly picked up the book Su Chen threw at him and put it into his pocket.
"How about you give me another chance?"
When Su Chen heard this, he didn't bother to talk nonsense anymore and just kicked this guy into the dirt.
"Reflect on it carefully. If what you write does not satisfy me next time, I will ask you to go back and remake it!"
Fei Xi was so frightened that he didn't dare to say anything, so he had to bury his head in the soil to avoid Su Chen's gaze.
"I've told you that you should study more on weekdays and strive to be a salty fish with dreams, culture and knowledge, but you just don't listen."
Su Chen's face was full of hatred that iron could not become steel.
"My lord taught me this lesson."
The Blood God Son responded quickly.
"When I say read more, I don't mean to tell you to read erotica. If anyone dares to read these messy things in the future, I won't forgive you."
Su Chen said with a cold face.
"Yes, yes, lord, we won't dare to do that anymore." The Blood God Son had a well-behaved face, like a puppet who could only nod his head, nodding his head in agreement.
"Forget it, you two should reflect on it!"
After Su Chen gave these two guys who liked to read pornographic texts a lesson, he felt much better. He turned around and walked directly into the depths of Taoyuan Wonderland.
He would not forget that the purpose of coming in this time was to ask Kao to look at the small broken bowl for him.
"call……"
Seeing that Su Chen's back was gone, the Blood God Son breathed a sigh of relief.
At this moment, he looked at Feixi who was stuck in the soil like a green onion, and felt relieved.
How could this damn fat man be so blind in front of him most of the time?
She always shows off her bed skills!
Bragging that his sword is 18 centimeters long!
He also said that three thousand beauties once accompanied him to play in the world, singing and dancing every night!
"traitor……"
Fei Xi looked at the Blood God Son with a joking look on his face and gritted his teeth in anger.
He was furious in his heart.
After you get the biography out, you must think of a way to trick this guy to death.
…
Su Chen didn't care about the quarrel between the Blood God Son and Fei Xi. Whether they were friendly or vindictive, these two people had no influence on him at all.
At this moment, he had walked through the medicine field and came to a creek.
At first, in order to create such a stream, he smashed countless spiritual stones into it, so now, the stream flows with an ethereal aura, and flowers bloom beside the stream, competing for beauty.
"Using spiritual liquid as a stream, it once seemed quite extraordinary, but now I feel that it is nothing more than that."
Su Chen's heart moved, and as he waved his hand, the Origin Emperor Crystals fell one by one.
Bang bang bang!
When these Origin Emperor Crystals fell, they exploded one after another, turning into traces of Origin Immortal Qi and blending into the stream.
