Chapter 4044: Smelly monk, what dirty words are you talking about?
Wang's backyard.
That's a big lawn.
The sun is shining, the grass is growing, and the orioles are flying, and the scenery is beautiful.
However, Bubuka was not very happy, because the little golden Buddha was really annoying.
This guy actually took away a beautiful man.
Moreover, he is still fussing with himself, calling himself ‘father-in-law’, but his face shows no respect for his elders at all. ??
He really wanted to ask, are you polite?
"My good son-in-law, since each of us owns half of the treasure hunt plate, then we can divide the treasure found 30-70."
Bubuka looked at the little golden Buddha with a smile and said.
In front of me, the body snatched away by the little golden Buddha looks really handsome.
She has sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, delicate facial features, clear contours, and fair complexion.
No wonder it can fascinate all the girls in Yuncheng.
He is just a little older, and his mentality is also old. If he were younger, maybe he would be a little moved after seeing it!
"Hmph...my father-in-law, are you not smart enough to do math?"
The little golden Buddha felt that something was wrong with Bubuka, and the way he looked at him was a little strange.
This made him feel very uncomfortable.
Don't think this guy has any special preferences!
When he thought of this, he couldn't help but shudder.
no!
I am normal, but I can't get too close to Bubu Ka, who is mentally ill.
Don't wait until the other party really bends you.
"As you said, we each have half of this treasure, but if we find the treasure, we must get 50/50."
The little golden Buddha shook his head and suppressed the messy thoughts in his heart.
"Logically speaking, I should get 50%, but the problem is, I am your father-in-law, and you have to respect your elders, so I will get 20% more."
Bubuka said shamelessly.
"Hi, then I also want to say, I am your son-in-law, You have to love your children, I want 20% more, I also want 70%!"
The little golden Buddha sneered.
Who doesn’t know how to open a lion’s mouth?
Really!
No sincerity at all!
Don't say that you are not my father-in-law, you are really my father-in-law, and you don't want to take advantage of me.
Even if you are my parents, don’t try to take advantage of me!
The little golden Buddha has a firm attitude!
Determined!
Don’t take a step back!
"Okay, okay, since you don't want to respect your elders, I can't say anything more. However, look at the treasure of the 'Treasure Hunting Gold Plate'. It is obvious that my compass is more important!"
Bubuka rolled his eyes and said.
"What's more important? I'm sorry, I didn't see it!"
The little golden Buddha curled his lips.
"Look at the size. Your pointer and the golden spoon are as big as two fingers. My compass is as big as a palm. So I have to divide it into two percent."
Bubuka's words do sound somewhat reasonable.
But that's just what it sounds like.
If you think about it carefully, it makes sense.
"It's a big ball. My golden spoon with pointer is the core part of this 'golden plate'. If there is no golden spoon to point out the direction, how can we find the specific whereabouts of the treasure."
Little Golden Buddha will definitely not let Bubuka get 20% more.
Don't say it's two cents, even one more cent won't be given up!
A matter of principle!
Never compromise!
"That's enough. Since you think there is no difference in the size of the compass, let's put it another way. I am the head of the Wang family. There are people behind me who can help. What about you? What can a poor young man do?"
Bubuka was so angry that he stamped his feet and said with a dark face.
"I am a poor boy, but I know all the brothel owners in Yuncheng. I can also ask them to help, and it is free of charge."
The little golden Buddha showed no signs of weakness and fought back.
"What can those brothel girls do? It's okay if you ask them to lift their legs, but if you do it, a group of women are useless!"
Bubuka said with a look of disdain.
"Who told you that brothel girls can only raise their legs? They are very good at it. Not only can they move their hands, but they can also move their mouths. I'm afraid you have never been to a brothel and experienced their eighteen martial arts skills.
!”
The little golden Buddha narrowed his eyes and smiled.
"Huh? What dirty words are you talking about, you stinky monk?"
Bubuka's face turned cold and he said in a cold voice.
"My father-in-law, you may have misunderstood me. I just want to explain to you the skills of a brothel girl. If you don't believe it, I can take you to experience it."
A wicked smile appeared on the corner of the little golden Buddha's mouth.
He even gave me a 'you know' look.
This made Bubuka very uncomfortable.
"No, I'm old and I'm not interested in those little girls who only know how to play games all day long."
Bubuka refused.
Originally, his refusal was nothing.
But the problem is that after he refused, his eyes kept looking at the little golden Buddha.
This made the little golden Buddha feel a little uncomfortable.
"No way, no way, no way... Could it be that I really like this guy..."
The little golden Buddha shivered all over.
"what's on your mind?"
Bubuka's eyes were very sharp. When he saw the stinky face of the little golden Buddha, he immediately knew that this guy must have been arranging himself in his mind.
"I'm wondering if my father-in-law doesn't have red flags down at home, but outside Colorful flags fluttering.”
The little golden Buddha looked at Wang Liuliu with a meaningful expression.
wrong!
It’s looking at BuBuka!
Although Bu Buka and Wang Liuliu have been completely integrated, no one can see the slightest difference, but in the eyes of the little golden Buddha, Wang Liuliu is Bu Buka.
Even if this guy turned into ashes, I would still recognize him!
"Go away, save so much waste, we have to act quickly, we only have one year in this world, we must find ways to get more benefits."
Bubuka's eyes widened and he said.
"Okay, act quickly, we've settled on a 50-50 split!"
The little golden Buddha hurriedly suggested.
"That's a good idea. You can get 40% at most, no more. My good son-in-law, you have to be nice to my father-in-law."
Bubuka grinned.
With the identity of the father-in-law, he was able to completely control the little golden Buddha.
"Old man, you're not going to live long. After you die, all the property will be mine, so why bother with me? Let me tell you, it's 50-50. If you die, it'll be nice to have someone to die with you.
!”
The little golden Buddha raised his eyebrows and smiled brightly.
Everyone is laughing.
It’s just that I don’t know who is really smiling and who is fake.
In this world, everyone is acting. If you act too much, you can’t even tell whether you are a human or a ghost.
"Okay, since your good son-in-law wants to provide for me until the end of his life, I will be more generous and give you another step and give you 4.50%."
Bubuka is old-fashioned and has a heroic spirit of guiding the country with a wave of his hand.
It's a pity that Wang Liuliu's body is a bit old, and his forehead and temples are gray, like an old man in the dusk. No matter how angry he is, he is still a hero in his twilight years.
