I was lying on the lawn to rest, but this guy was so lucky that he actually emptied the toilet next to me.
So disgusting!
"Good son-in-law, it's cold out here, why are you lying on the ground?"
Bubuka put down the toilet in his hand and asked with a smile.
At this moment, the smile on his old face looked like a devil's smile to Bubuka.
"Quick...give me something to eat!"
The little golden Buddha was very hungry.
He didn't even have the energy to talk nonsense to Bubuka.
If I don't eat anymore, I will really starve to death.
Who said that the spiritual energy of heaven and earth can fill your stomach? That’s all a lie!
The more he practiced, the more spiritual energy he absorbed from heaven and earth, and the faster the energy and blood in his body were consumed, which also made him hungrier.
Bubuka's trick of forbidding himself to eat is absolutely amazing.
It's really like hitting the snake three inches above.
He held onto himself tightly.
What a bastard!
Damn...
"It's okay to eat. I'll notify the kitchen right away and arrange a full banquet for you."
Bubuka said with a sinister smile on his face.
"But you have to agree to my proposal!"
The little golden Buddha's eyes turned black and he was so hungry that he almost lost his mind. He asked in a daze:
"What proposal?"
Bubuka chuckled, moved his right hand, inserted it into his trouser pocket, and took out a stack of thick pieces of paper.
Before the piece of paper was unfolded, the corner of the little golden Buddha's eye caught the word 'IOU'.
Whoosh!
Instantly, a surge of anger surged into his forehead.
He was so angry that he almost fainted and fell to the ground.
What the hell!
Another ‘IOU’? There’s no end to this!
Earlier, he ruthlessly tore up an 'IOU', and now, he showed it out again to disgust himself?
With a dark face and extremely gloomy eyes, he pushed a little harder, Sit up.
When Bubuka saw this scene, he quickly took the IOU away from him.
If I were one step slower, I'm afraid the little golden Buddha would be torn apart again.
"I'm also very demanding. If you practice your 'Happy Heaven Zen Sutra', it will benefit you and her. So, I'll prepare the women you need. But, a woman is a treasure. If you agree, you can
Once the IOU is signed, you will have food to eat immediately. If you don't agree, you will have to drink northwest wind today."
Bubuka opened it and said.
Anyway, he is not forcing others to make things difficult for him. When doing business, you are willing to do it. At most, he just imposes some means on you.
If you are very brave, can really bear the hunger, and can survive it, then you really have no other choice.
But the question is, can it?
Just look at the previous tonnage of the Little Golden Buddha!
No way!
The little golden Buddha can suffer and be tired, but it cannot be hungry.
Otherwise, where did that fat body come from?
"I...I promised!"
The little golden Buddha gritted his teeth and agreed.
A gentleman will always bow down for five measures of rice.
No matter how unyielding your spine is, you still have to bend down before eating!
However, this time I bow my head so that I can hold my head high and stride forward better next time.
He decided.
This time, let’s compromise for now.
When you successfully practice the 'Happy Heaven Zen Sutra', your cultivation level will greatly increase, and your combat power will increase. When the time comes, the first thing you have to do is to tear up the IOU and refuse to acknowledge the debt.
He wants to see what Bubka can do to him when the time comes.
"Good son-in-law, this is more or less the same."
With a bright smile on his face, Bubuka put down the IOU, prepared his pen and ink, and started to let the little golden Buddha fill in the content.
"you…
…What are you doing?”
The little golden Buddha was shocked. He never expected that Bubuka would be so impatient.
"Tell me first, how many women do you need for your practice tonight, and I will prepare them for you. Although, you don't have a single treasure on you, but this IOU is here. If you need a few women, just write them to me.
A few IOUs."
As Bubuka spoke, he began to spread out the paper and polish the pen and ink.
This is completely a very skilled business posture.
"What? Start tonight? But... I'm very hungry and have no energy to practice."
The little golden Buddha looked sad.
This Bubuka likes to be fiery and fiery. He really regards himself as a tool, and he can squeeze him as much as he wants.
"It doesn't matter, as long as you put down the IOU, eat as much as you want, and say hello, the kitchen will arrange it for you. Anything that flies in the sky, runs on the ground, swims in the water, whatever you can think of, will be given to you.
In terms of arrangements, our family is in Yuncheng, so we can't do anything else, but getting some food is still a matter of just a word."
Bubuka patted his chest and assured.
"I bother……"
The little golden Buddha sighed in his heart.
Almost, a mouthful of saliva sprayed out on old Bubuka's face.
The Wang family has so much energy, but for you to starve me to this point, you are nothing.
He finally understood.
Tonight, if I don't sign this IOU, I'm afraid I won't be able to eat even a morsel of dog food.
"Good son-in-law, let's see how it goes. I'll arrange a hundred women for you first. How about that?"
Bubuka approached the little golden Buddha with an old face and gave a bad smile.
"Go away, do you want to drain me dry? I'm almost starving to the point of being dehumanized, how can I control hundreds of girls at night?"
The little golden Buddha rolled his eyes.
"How about this, fifty?"
Bubuka stretched out a palm and five fingers, and Qiqi made a gesture.
"You have the ability, Try sleeping fifty in one night!"
The little golden Buddha was so angry that his heart and liver ached.
This Bubu Ka can stand and talk without back pain.
"No, I can't. I'm getting older, my energy is low, and my waist is no longer strong."
Bubuka waved his hands vigorously.
"Forget it tonight, I'll sign an IOU for you first and prepare it for me tomorrow!"
The little golden Buddha is too lazy to talk nonsense to this guy anymore.
IOUs can be signed.
However, you can only sign one!
No more!
This thing is like some kind of medicinal powder, the more you use it, the more addictive it becomes.
"Hmph... You are so petty. I ask you to overdraw your future earnings and enjoy today's happiness in advance. Are you still not happy?"
Bubuka looked disgusted and said with disdain.
However, after all, the Little Golden Buddha had already written down his first IOU, so he couldn't go too far and continue to ban people from eating.
"Inform the kitchen to prepare a bowl of porridge for Mr. Chu!"
His eyes moved, he glanced at a servant in the yard behind him, and gave instructions.
"Remember, there is only one bowl!"
"And it can only be less, not more!"
After hearing the order, the servant hurriedly went down to prepare.
The little golden Buddha looked dumbfounded.
"You...didn't you say that there was a banquet between Man and Han?"
He stared blankly at the little golden Buddha.
Good guy!
That's not what I said before I wrote the IOU. It was clearly about being able to fly in the sky, run around in the water, and swim in the water, and have everything I want to eat.
But now, in the blink of an eye, it has turned into a bowl of porridge?
A few pitiful grains of rice?
It was also emphasized that you can only have less rice, not more?
