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Chapter 15 Handling False Certificates

The fishing process went very smoothly this time, and the big guy didn’t bother him again. After about an hour in the water, the fish that surrounded Li Shiyi and wanted to tear him to pieces reached a terrifying peak. According to Li Ersha, the two of them later

The bragging at the banquet was that "hundreds of fish surrounded Mr. Eleven. Those fish swirled around Mr. Eleven and formed a huge tornado. The river stopped flowing. With Mr. Eleven at the center, so

The water was spinning and trying to swallow him into the water. However, Mr. Eleven didn't panic at all. Instead, he caught the fish much more ferociously. We watched on the shore as Mr. Eleven slapped each fish and they were like "sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"

All the fish were shot into the basket. The scene was a bit like...it was a bit like Mr. Eleven standing in the water to practice, causing the water to swirl around him, while the fish flew towards the fish basket inexplicably."

Just after an hour, Li Ersha had already picked up more than 300 kilograms of fish and went back again. This time Li Shiyi asked him to pick up a bucket. Captain Tiger in the middle insisted on helping to knock out the fish. Originally, Li Shiyi

Eleven didn't dare to let him do that, but when he saw a hammer that Captain Tiger had taken out from nowhere, his brains ached for those fishes, and he quickly went ashore, saying that he wanted to teach Captain Tiger how to take pictures.

Angrily, Captain Tiger asked him to put away the hammer he had raised, ready to hit the fish at any time. Who knew that Captain Tiger had just put away the hammer, but when he turned around, he took out a big wooden stick from there. It was like that.

One end is big and the other is small. The big end has a spiral pattern and then a straight line extends to the small end, just like the weapon stick in some games. Li Shiyi did not expect that such magicians actually use it.

I couldn't help but stare at the stick that was used as a crutch for a long time.

"Isn't this also okay? How about..." Captain Tiger felt a little aggrieved and was about to take out other weapons.

Li Shiyi stopped him quickly, fearing that he might even take out a mace, meteor hammer or something like that.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaise. This is enough." He said, taking the stick and hitting a fish that was jumping happily. "Did you see it, mainly hitting the head, above the eyes.

Because you can't grab it and smash it, you have to know where to start. If you practice more, it should be fine. "It will stun it, not kill it," said Fong. If you smash it to death, it won't taste good after a while.

"After saying that, he actually handed the stick back to Captain Tiger with a bit of reluctance. This wooden stick with this shape is really easy to use. I will look for one myself when I get the chance in the future.

However, Li Shixi underestimated Lian Jiazi's skills. In addition to not controlling the strength of the first two sticks and killing a fish, Captain Tiger actually performed an alley-oop after becoming more proficient at the latter. Li Shiyi threw the fish and tiger captain in the air

He hit the head accurately with a stick and shot it into the basket. Li Shiyi was very worried that if he made a mistake or didn't pay attention, if the tiger captain got a bite from the fish, he didn't know whether he could withstand it or not.

Fortunately, there is also Li Ersha who has been helping to watch.

Seeing that he could no longer hold it, Li Qiuye came carrying the big basket he had used in the morning. Li Shiyi did not catch any more fish, but put about seventy or eighty kilograms into the basket and carried it on his back. The four of them lined up in a row.

Li Qiuye was still responsible for carrying clothes and walked first, Li Shiyi walked second with a basket weighing 70 to 80 kilograms on his back, Captain Tiger walked third with two large framed fish that almost broke the pole, and Li Ersha walked third.

The most depressing one was walking at the end carrying two buckets of river water.

"Why don't you catch them? Those fish, it seems to me, are begging you to catch them. There are at least a hundred of them swimming around you just now. We can definitely take them away. If it doesn't work, I will run away.

Isn’t it all done in one trip? The amount of fish now is not enough for one catty." Captain Tiger complained a little, but he didn’t really complain, he just couldn’t figure it out.

"Have you ever heard of 'opening one side of the net'? It is said that there is an allusion to this. When people fish, they will deliberately expose a gap when closing the net, so that the lucky fish can escape part of it, even if the fish in the net is finally caught.

We will also let go of the smaller ones. In fact, the first reason is to thank nature for its gift, and the second reason is not to kill them all, otherwise there will be a day when there will be no fish to catch."

"Oh, I understand. But I feel that the fish in the river are endless, and they can also eat people. Even if they are all caught, it doesn't seem to be a bad thing." Li Ersha is indeed not stupid, but Li Shiyi still

I don't quite agree with this point of view.

"Now that we also eat fish, what if cattle and sheep one day have the ability to hunt humans and use humans as food? In order to survive, there is actually no right or wrong in these things. However, we still have to take a longer view to benefit future generations.

Development." Li Shiyi actually didn't know if what he said was right, but he thought so. Although he knew that everyone was actually just an insignificant individual in this vast world, they were just doing some self-comfort things.

"But we agreed to hold a banquet, so we can't just have a bowl of fish soup per person tonight." Captain Tiger still didn't understand. He could obviously get a few hundred more pounds, but at least one fish per person would be fine.

"Can we add some vegetables to it?" Li Qiuye asked

"Of course you can, but don't add everything to it. This fish is a new ingredient, so you have to be careful. I'm worried that toxins will appear if the non-toxic things are not mixed properly. And Captain Tiger, you should understand that this fish is ordinary for the time being.

It's best for people to eat less." Li Shiyi gave Captain Tiger a look.

Captain Tiger nodded, remembering the trace of spiritual power and the feeling of strength that just a few pieces of fish meat brought to the body.

"What should I add?" Li Qiuye may have been arranged to be responsible for tonight's cooking together, so he seemed particularly attentive.

"I see that there are more radishes in stock now, followed by cabbage. It should be no problem to add these two. In addition, I heard that Er Sha's family once changed to ginger, and now they have made medicinal materials in the drug store, and it can also be used

Take it out. Adding some ginger to tonight's fish soup should make it more delicious. After boiling the water for a while, I will be responsible for cooking." Li Shiyi actually had a plan, so he confidently took over the job of cooking the fish soup.

On oneself.

"Hey, I also have berry wine there. Although it's not much, it should be enough for everyone to drink." Captain Tiger seems to be really willing to go all out. I heard before that the patrol team has a brewery that supplies it specifically to

It is used by the patrol team to protect themselves from the fog when patrolling. Except for large-scale events, outsiders cannot drink it.

After returning to the elder's house, he saw many people gathered around the backyard. There were even several patrol members with red cloths tied on their arms standing at the two entrances and exits. They were all holding machetes and looked like they were facing a formidable enemy. Li Shi

As soon as they guessed that something was wrong, they rushed towards the backyard, with Captain Tiger following closely behind. Everyone saw that one of the two men was carrying a basket of tiger fish on his back, and the other was carrying a basket of tiger fish.

The fish can be shaken out, and some fish are already flapping their tails slightly, obviously they will wake up completely soon. The crowd is scared and all run away.

Fortunately, it turned out that only a tank that was moved later was broken, and there were not many fish in that tank. Although the twenty or so fish in the yard were obviously heading towards people, only three or four came near the door, and

Two were also hacked to death by the patrol. Li Shiyi hurriedly threw the fish into the big tank with his bare hands. Captain Tiger took the mallet and began to perform his "sap stick technique". After a while, the problem was solved. In the end, there was only one

The patrol member was bitten off a pair of trousers and calmed down the storm. However, Li Shiyi was speechless when he looked at the large water tank in the yard. If it were filled with fish, it would be conservatively estimated that it could weigh five to six thousand kilograms.

The key point is where did these thirty or so large tanks come from? I have never seen them before.

When people saw this scene, they became more afraid of the tiger fish. It could be seen from their eyes that some people may have given up. They were prepared to die or not eat fish. The great elder was standing aside.

He seemed to understand the meaning in Li Shiyi's eyes. He walked up to Li Shiyi and patted his shoulder, telling him that it was okay and that he had already done his ideological work. Not many people could control not eating fish tonight.

, there is no reason not to share good things. Then he grabbed a tiger fish that had just been photographed by the tiger captain and threw it into the water tank. Then he wiped his hands directly on Li Shiyi's clothes.

Slippery water, looking at Li Shiyi's warm eyes, he thought about it and washed his hands again, then turned around and wiped Li Shiyi's body again... Li Shiyi was speechless, thinking to himself: This father-in-law

It's a strange way to express closeness. If it weren't for the sake of your future grandson, I would have to give you a good beating to see how far this body is now.

"Stay here if you are willing to help. The rest of you can follow me to the square to prepare." He said and walked away gracefully. He took away almost all the women, old and young. Among the women, only Aunt Tian, ​​Aunt Mei and

Akiba girl, yes, and the four-and-a-half-year-old second girl next door.

Li Shiyi shouted angrily from behind: "Uncle, take Er Niu away!" Hearing this shout, Aunt Hua next door rushed over and took Er Niu away.

Okay, the remaining people are mainly the original family members, as well as Captain Tiger and his subordinates. Li Shiyi demonstrated how to kill the fish, remove the internal organs and remove the scales. Then he handed over this work to others

After all, the fish can sometimes flop a few times when it is put into the pot. It is afraid that it might bite someone. I have to say that Captain Tiger's martial arts are really not good.

In vain, he always said that he was the strongest trainer on the defensive side. Li Shiyi fished the fish out of the tank and held it in his hand. Captain Tiger picked up the kitchen knife and brought it down. The knife struck exactly the same spot.

Finally, before the sky completely darkened, the smell of fish filled the entire square. The great elder made a speech before the banquet and even joked, "Everyone should smell the smell more and don't let the smell float across the river. If the people on the opposite side smell it, they will break the rules and cross the river."

"Robbing". At the same time, he said some nice things to Li Shiyi and helped him establish his image. The strangest thing was the last paragraph. It wasn't until a year later that Li Shi realized how far-reaching that paragraph was.

"My ancestors went to war. Mr. Eleven was originally the child left behind by the former captain and Li Suyuan before his accident. Some time ago, he went into the fog alone to find his parents. Three years later, he was fortunately found by the captain Li Lihu at the edge of the fog. Now he follows

Captain Li Lihu has learned immortal magic in a different way than before. In the near future, he is expected to lead the defenders to win the Spring Festival Gala!"

When he said this, the great elder did not look at everyone, but looked up at the statue on the altar in the north of the square. Li Shiyi once asked Li Qiuye who the statue that was more than three feet high was. Li Qiuye only said that it was

Ancestor, but did not explain in detail. At that time, Li Shiyi thought that the elder might be issuing a certificate for himself, which might be the same as issuing a public false certificate for himself. It might be to facilitate the Spring Festival party in the future.

Then the banquet officially started. Everyone had a bowl of fish soup in their hands. The snow-white fish soup was filled with radish and white tender fish meat. Thousands of people stood up at the same time and shouted "Eleventh Day" to Li Shiyi with the soup in their hands.

"Brother", "Eleventh Nephew", "Eleventh Brother", "Eleventh Boy" and "Eleventh Uncle". Of course there are other titles. Even if Li Shiyi's hearing is now very good, he really can't hear clearly.

Eleven was so moved. He was now treated as a family member. It felt so good.
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