In fact, Li Shiyi deliberately said this to the sky-swallowing toad. He decided when Li Caixia persuaded him to throw away the toad. After dawn tomorrow, he planned to spend half a day knocking the toad unconscious in advance, and then ran at full speed to the
Throw the toad far enough away. Although it is safer to kill it directly, Li Shiyi feels that this toad... does not seem to be necessary to kill. What's more, Lao Gu has taught him the principle of not killing.
It is also an effective way to prevent retaliation.
So now we don't have much time, so we have to put on a show for this toad to see if we can get any benefits.
The rest of them are all good actors. When they heard Li Shiyi's words, "I'll be at Senior Gu's place in two days," they knew it was time to start their real performance.
Li Dongxi was the first to turn around and speak: "Brother Eleven, although Senior Gu takes special care of us, and because you saved him by chance, he will meet all your requests. But he also gives you a stick and a soul.
He even helped me grow my left hand again. Now the seven of us have received too much favor from him. What he likes is that we can visit him more often when we have nothing to do. I think this is such a small thing.
We can't bother him any more. This little toad is a boaster. We couldn't see clearly what he said about the spiritual weapon dagger just now. I can't tell if it was there or not. Then he swallowed the sky and swallowed all things. If God
It can really be swallowed, and it can be held by you? According to me, just chop it up and try it."
At this moment, Li Shiyi deliberately took out an elf and played with it in his hand, "Oh, that's right. How could you ask an immortal to help deal with a little toad? Senior Gu came to live in seclusion in our place where birds don't poop.
I can't cause trouble to this old man. I'll chop up the toad in a while. Besides, if I really go to find Senior Gu, I'm afraid that the howling dog he raises will smell the monster before we get to his immortal mansion.
The smell will come out and the little toad will be swallowed directly. At that time, there will be nothing to catch. If Roaring Sky Dog eats up his stomach, Senior Gu will get angry and annihilate the little toad. It will be a big deal and the impact will be minor.
Our relationship with Senior Gu is very serious."
Captain Tiger said: "I think it's better to go directly to Senior Gu. Let's hurry up tomorrow and hit the road at dawn. We'll arrive at night. This toad has such a strong tone. If it's true, it's better to leave it to the ruthless people.
. Even if Xiao Tian is really eaten, with Senior Gu’s strength, a bone might be able to bring this toad back to life. Dong Xi, you forgot how many years it has been since your arm was broken. Senior Gu stretched out his hand and touched it,
It grew back in three days?”
"But, Xiaotian always chews the bones until they are smashed to pieces!" Li Wanyang also came to join in the fun.
"It's just a piece of shit, but Senior Gu can still turn that toad back into shape, believe it or not. How about we make a bet, let's go there tomorrow and let Xiao Tian swallow the toad first." Captain Tiger became more and more excited as he spoke.
, completely into the drama.
Having just found a place that is more suitable as a temporary camp for the night, Li Shiyi wanted to help. It would be completely hopeless to continue this, but he really couldn't bear it. It was rare for everyone to be so happy after just experiencing a battle.
It's actually good to brag for a while, and even Li Renjia and Li Renyi soon joined the ranks of bragging, and they were very happy. Li Shiyi thought that if he could get some good things, he would do it, and if he couldn't, forget it, so he put the stick on
Put it upside down on the ground and start busy working in the camp.
The more people talked about it, the more disgusting they all thought about it. Li Shixi once wanted to take the scarf out of the ring and put it on to prevent him from vomiting again.
"You guys are almost done. The more you talk about it, the more disgusting it becomes. Senior Gu does know a lot of cruel ways to torture monsters, but it's not as disgusting as you say, okay? Just stop arguing. I'll send a signal to Senior Gu.
During the two to three hundred miles journey, Senior Gu came here in the blink of an eye, and he listened to everything he said." Li Shiyi never expected that in the end they would lead Li Caixia astray, and this girl was also very good at acting.
The drama is about to begin. At this moment, they all took out the fireworks and started to light them up. Fortunately, they were stopped by Li Wanyang. He and Li Dongxi were the ones who wanted to stew the little toad on the spot and did not bother to take care of their seniors, so at this moment
It is reasonable to come and stop.
Soon, the three-to-three camps were divided, and everyone was red-faced while setting up a temporary camp for tonight. Several times, Li Caixia almost lit the signal fireworks quietly, but Li Dongxi always came out in time with an intoxicated look on his face.
He grabbed Li Caixia's beautiful hand and asked Li Caixia righteously: "How do you have the nerve to bother Senior Gu every day? Is it just because you are the prettiest?"
"I have been raised by Senior Gu since I was a child. Unlike some people, who bullied other people's mythical beasts every day when they were young, and even bit the tail of other people's mythical beasts. If Senior Gu hadn't been afraid that you would be beaten to death by Xiao Tian, how could you have looked after Senior Gu?
I will ignore you." In fact, there is always one or two points out of ten that what everyone said is true. For example, when Li Dongxi was a child, he actually went to Li Caixia's house and had a fight with her dog, and even bit the dog's tail, which frightened everyone later.
The next time Gouzi saw Li Dongxi, he ran away with his tail between his legs and said, "Keer, keer". His urine was frightened everywhere, which made Li Caixia hate this naughty guy Li Dongxi very much when she was a child.
At this moment, acting for a toad in the eyes of everyone has become a very fun game. The players are fully focused, sincere and enjoying it. The people who are thinking about their lines on the side are already so happy that they can almost choke out.
Internal injuries. Li Shiyi thinks it's almost done. Now it's business to confirm whether this broken toad is really that stupid. Delaying it any longer will delay the trip. Because Li Shiyi just thought about it, he still thinks that this broken toad should be removed as soon as possible.
Send the toad away, I was too reckless in catching the toad.
While Li Shiyi was pulling down the silk thread for the Sky Swallowing Clam, he was praying that this guy was really scared and was shaking its only hind legs that were cold outside the silk thread just now.
"Quack~Mom, I want to go home! Quack~" This poor toad actually cried?...
No one expected that their playful acting skills really deceived this little guy. Looking at its pitiful appearance, everyone even felt a little guilty. But they wanted to laugh out loud...
"Hey, little toad, don't cry. I let you go just to give you a chance. You have also seen that although we have many ways to deal with you, we still want to let you go because you are so pitiful.
I went home to find my mother." Li Shiyi looked strange at his uncle for coaxing the little Lolita. The black and white face in the night that had just fallen made others feel a little scary, but he got used to it. The key is a little
Toad didn't seem to care about Li Shiyi at all.
"Hey, really? Why don't you ask that senior Gu to fry me and feed me to the dogs?" Tears were still dripping down on the stick.
"Really, have you ever seen a human being lie?"
"I have never seen you before. You are the first human beings I have met, but I heard that you humans do like to lie."
"That was all a lie to you by your elders. When I was a child, my parents lied to me that children who didn't sleep at midnight would be kidnapped by the big bad wolf." After Li Shiyi finished speaking, he was actually worried that he had said the wrong thing.
While saying that humans can't lie, he also said that he was deceived by his parents when he was a child, but luckily this silly toad didn't react.
"Haha, you are so stupid. You must be lying to children. How dare someone as weak as a wolf come close to you humans?"
"Isn't it true? I only found out about it recently. Hahaha"
"Then you promise, you really won't let that divine dog eat me. Even if it does, you won't go back and eat me again." Tears filled the eyes of the little toad again, and he looked at Li Shiyi pitifully. Li Shiyi's face was filled with disgust.
Captain Tiger glanced at Captain Tiger. He wanted to pull off such disgusting tricks. I'm afraid it wouldn't leave any psychological shadow on the little toad. Captain Tiger pretended not to notice Li Shiyi and looked up at the sky, saying: "
It might rain tonight", which in Li Shiyi's ears turned into "Dogs are just like that".
"I promise, as long as you don't go west, you won't run into Senior Gu and Roaring Sky Dog."
"Really? Well, let me go. I miss my mother."
Li Shiyi suddenly felt a little suspicious, maybe he was being "played by someone else".
"I definitely want to let you go, but not all of my friends seem to agree."
"Then I will grant you a wish, please let me go."
Li Shiyi was a little speechless. Originally, he wanted Little Toad to take out the inner elixir or dagger and then see the situation and negotiate terms. Unexpectedly, this guy pretended to be a dragon.
"Okay, then give me a woman: white skin, beautiful appearance, long legs, gentle, cute and beautiful soul; slender waist, sweet breasts and peach buttocks, virtuous, sensible and sincere woman! Be my wife."
Everyone was shocked. Did you really make a wish? Little Toad didn't expect that Li Shiyi actually wanted this.
"It's my turn. I want my family to be healthy, live a long life, and have endless good food to eat every day. It's best that the environment of my home is as good as this forest, and by the way, the people I like also like me.
." Li Dongxi hurriedly ran over and started to make a wish. Everyone was even more speechless. This was really a wish. By the way, this wish was not the same.
"Do you have any misunderstanding about my wish? What I mean is that you can ask me to give you something you want! Guagua"
"I really want a more perfect ideal wife!" Li Shiyi looked at the little toad very firmly.
"...What I mean is that you can choose something you like from these things." Then the little toad started to spit out piles of things with its big mouth open. After a while, everyone
The place in front of him was filled with gold and silver jewelry, spiritual grasses and spiritual fruits, and even some strange weapons and the like.
When everyone saw these sparkling things appearing in front of them, they were only surprised for two seconds that the little toad was really a walking storage bag, and then they started to really pick out what they wanted from a lot of things. Li
Through his spiritual sense, Shiyi carefully explored these things one by one and found that most of these things actually had no spiritual power fluctuations. Especially gold, silver and jewelry, they were useless except to look good, because the defenders did not use currency at all.
Everyone was almost the same, except for Li Caixia who picked a pair of beautiful earrings and held them in her hands. What everyone was most interested in were weapons. Li Renjia and Li Renyi each fell in love with a jeweled sword and took it in their hands to test the sharpness.
After checking the quality and quality of the materials, he seemed not to be particularly satisfied. Captain Tiger picked out a huge double-headed ax and even put it back after playing with it.
"We don't like these things." Li Shiyi put everything into the ring with a calm face, then turned to look at the little toad, with an expression like "Please give me another batch of goods to see."
Everyone, including the little toad, was dumbfounded. Could it still be done like this?
"But you have collected everything? The other three people still have it in their hands!"
"Give it back to you." Li Renjia and Li Renyi quickly threw their swords in front of the little toad, and Li Caixia also put down the box of the pair of earrings. This chapter has been completed!