Jun Luoyu left Xinyuexuan and bought a few potatoes and rice at the market to prepare for home cooking. Although he would simply feel hungry if he didn't eat, Jun Luoyu still chose to get some for himself since they were all out.
Food.
"lu~lu~"
As soon as he arrived at the door of his house, Jun Luoyu saw Guo Ba standing at the door of his house and waving his claws at him.
"Hmm? Guoba? What are you doing? Xiangling has something to do with me?"
Jun Luoyu could only think of this possibility, and Guoba nodded, confirming Jun Luoyu's idea.
"Okay, wait for me, I'll put things at home first."
After entering the house and placing the ingredients, Jun Luoyu followed Guo Ba towards Master Mao's house.
Because the two families were not far apart, and Jun Luoyu's current telescopic vision, when he went downstairs, he saw Xiangling dismembering a wild boar with a large kitchen knife in the yard.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, there is a girl next door who has just grown up. She is so powerful that she is so majestic."
"Hey, I can hear you!"
When Xiangling heard what Jun Luoyu said to her, she raised the big kitchen knife in her hand and swung it at Jun Luoyu twice. With the pig blood all over the ground, it was as scary as possible.
"Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore. What do you want from me?"
Jun Luoyu ignored the pig blood all over the floor, walked into the yard, lit a cigarette and asked Xiangling.
"Why, I can't come to you if nothing happens? Didn't you encounter any danger in Mondstadt?"
After Xiangling said hello, she lowered her head and continued to chop the wild boar.
"You are really Uncle Mao's daughter. Everything I ask is exactly the same. Do you think my appearance looks like I am in danger? If I am in danger, can I carry two wild boars back for you?"
"Don't lie to me. Didn't you say that you have inherited the power of the devil now? Maybe you have strong recovery power. Just because there are no wounds on the outside doesn't mean you are not injured."
Xiang Ling obviously didn't believe what Jun Luoyu said. After all, Jun Luoyu's expression was serious when he sent her back to Liyue, and he could tell at a glance that things were very troublesome.
"If I say it's okay, then it's okay. Why bother worrying about it. If something really happens, it will be over. I'm just a little girl asking around for nothing. Let me chop your pork."
"You're an otaku who doesn't understand good people's hearts. I care about you and why are you so angry with me?"
Xiangling's hands trembled in anger at Jun Luoyu's straight man's reply. She raised her kitchen knife and was about to hit him. Jun Luoyu quickly dodged and begged for mercy:
"Hey, hey, what are you doing? If you have something to say, put down the knife, put it down! What does the girl look like! How decent is she?"
Unfortunately, it was of no use. After Guobala leaned over and hugged Jun Luoyu's leg, Jun Luoyu, who was unable to dodge, was chased by Xiangling and stepped on him several times. The shoes were covered with pig blood.
After Xiangling stepped on it, she picked up a kitchen knife and gestured in front of Jun Luoyu:
"Is it wrong?"
Jun Luoyu immediately received the French military salute:
"Wrong, wrong! You have a lot, please let me go!"
"Huh, you know what's going on. Guoba, let go of him."
Xiangling put down the kitchen knife with satisfaction and went back to break down the wild boar. Guoba also released his paw holding Jun Luoyu's thigh in time.
Jun Luoyu knew that Guo Ba was the Kitchen God, so he didn't dare to hit him. He could only admit that he was unlucky because he was so tongue-tied.
"So, what do you want to see me for?"
"I called you to come for dinner. You brought me two wild boars. I have to let you taste them."
"That's it?"
"That's right, you provide the ingredients and I provide the cooking skills. It's very reasonable. As for you being beaten, you deserve it. Who made you owe it to me?"
"..."
Jun Luoyu was silent for a few seconds and slapped himself lightly.
"Why can't I control this mouth?"
"Don't just watch there, go to the warehouse and take out the barbecue grill. Guo Ba, you go get the firewood and prepare to light the fire."
Chef Xiangling spoke, and the two idlers didn't dare not listen, and went to work honestly as arranged.
Jun Luoyu knows where the warehouse is. He has been there several times during the Hai Lantern Festival. Although he is not familiar with the road, he will not find it lost.
Soon, Jun Luoyu came over carrying a large barbecue grill and put it aside, and carefully asked Xiangling:
"Chef, why do you still need my help? Like washing vegetables and skewering meat?"
Xiangling looked at him sideways and said with disgust:
"You can cut potato shreds with a knife as thick as chopsticks, and you can only stir-fry potato shreds, but you still want to help me? Go, go, can't you control the elemental power without the eye of God? Wash the floor clean.
, and then move a small bench and wait."
After that, continue processing the pork.
If it were a stranger or someone she was not very familiar with, Xiang Ling would not speak so rudely, but she was too familiar with Jun Luoyu, so there was no need to be polite. In addition, although Jun Luoyu was very reluctant to admit it, Xiang Ling
I was indeed a little bit spoiled by his speaking and acting style.
Jun Luoyu honestly took out the control key, controlled the water flow to wash the floor, and then poured the red water into the gutter at the door.
Teyvat's technology tree is amazing. There are obviously no modern industrial technology products, but the civilian drainage and fire prevention facilities or the heavy industry used for basic production are quite complete. However, it seems to have been artificially suppressed.
Jun Luoyu finished cleaning the floor, and Guo Ba also held up a piece of firewood that was almost as big as him and piled it under the barbecue grill. He consciously took out two Jueyun peppers and ate them, and then started to spit fire. He was so skillful that it made people feel heartbroken.
.
The majestic Kitchen God is now treated as a pet by a little girl. He also has to eat chili peppers to spit fire. It’s so miserable~
Xiangling finished processing the pork, leaving two hind legs for barbecue, and hung the rest through a rope to dry.
"Okay, these two legs should be enough for the two of us. Hmm? Where's the seasoning? Jun Luoyu! Did you really get a barbecue grill when I asked you to get it?"
Xiangling carried the pork leg and walked to the barbecue grill, only to realize that Jun Luoyu didn't take any seasonings. She put the pork leg on the chopping board and picked up the kitchen knife.
"What are you doing? Why are you always using the knife? Do you think your threats are effective? I tell you, I, Jun Luoyu, are strong-willed and not afraid of this!"
Jun Luoyu's mouth was very strong, but his body was very serious and he walked towards the warehouse again, with a very arrogant look on his face.
"Hey, just talk the talk. Right, Guoba."
"lu~lu~"
Xiang Ling complained, deboning the pork leg and slicing it with exquisite skills. After Jun Luoyu came back with the seasonings, Guo Ba looked on eagerly, almost drooling.
Jun Luoyu returned to the warehouse again, took a few bottles and cans filled with condiments, walked back, and placed them next to Xiangling with a "pop" sound.
"If I hadn't been hungry, I wouldn't have gone even to death!"
"Yes, yes, you took it when you were hungry. I'm going to have a barbecue. Sit down and wait."
"Oh."
After a while, Xiang Ling placed a plate in front of Jun Luoyu and called Guo Ba over to eat.
"What happened to Mondstadt to make you send me back in such a hurry? It's over anyway. Can you tell me about it?"
Xiangling picked up a piece of meat and started gossiping.
"Nothing, you can probably understand that one of the immortals in Mondstadt was corrupted by evil forces and wanted to cause destruction. I was hired as a foreign aid."
Jun Luoyu said it very concisely, without any embarrassment.
"That's right, that's right. You can be considered an immortal now. So have you been free again during this time?"
"That's right. I still have money on hand and don't need to take on commissions. I can stay home for a while. By the way, when will the Southern Cross Fleet hold the Southern Cross Fighting Meeting? I want to participate."
Jun Luoyu asked for the information he wanted to know, while Xiangling spread her hands, expressing that she didn't know.
"I'm not sure when the martial arts tournament will be held. It's totally up to chance. But you can't participate now, right? I think you have the Eye of God. People with the Eye of God are not allowed to participate in that martial arts tournament."<
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Jun Luoyu's hand holding the meat froze. He really forgot about this.
"Tsk, that would be troublesome."
Xiangling was very puzzled. Adventurers had invited Jun Luoyu to the Southern Cross Fighting Club several times before, but this salted fish refused.
"Don't you like to participate in such activities? Why do you suddenly ask about this?"
"Oh, I have some special sources of information. This time the championship reward has something I want. If I can't participate, forget it, I will think of another way."
Xiangling was even more curious. Jun Luoyu, a salty fish, usually had no hobbies other than novels. This time he suddenly asked about the Southern Cross Fighting Club, and his character was completely shattered!
"I won't ask about the special source of information, but what reward makes you so interested? Is it the limited novel that Sister Beidou got from Inazuma?"
Apart from this, Xiangling can't think of anything else.
"I'm telling you, don't tell anyone. I found out that Sister Beidou has an Eye of the Lordless God in her hand as a reward for this martial arts tournament. I want to get it."
"Huh? What do you want that thing for? Do you want to sell it for money? You are not that kind of person."
Xiang Ling asked in confusion. In her impression, Qixing Ningguang had sold the Eye of God once before, but it didn't sell it. In other words, it came back after selling it. Xiang Ling didn't expect Jun Luoyu to want it without him.
What does the Eye of the Lord God do?
Jun Luoyu didn't hide anything from Xiangling and explained naturally:
"I can now drive multiple God's Eyes at the same time, whether they have owners or not. Give me yours and I can use it. But I can't steal other people's. Now that I know whether there is an owner of God's Eyes, I will definitely want to
Let’s get one. If it weren’t for the fact that all the Eyes of God collected by Dao Wife are owned by people, I would have wanted to sneak to Dao Wife.”
"Then I understand. But I have another question, why are you so anxious to become stronger?"
"I have a feud with a very powerful force. Although I won't fight to the death, I feel aggrieved if I don't beat them up. Now that I can't beat them, I have to find a way to become stronger and then beat them up."
Jun Luoyu stuffed a piece of meat into his mouth, gritting his teeth as if he was an enemy.
"Narrow-minded."
"I almost died in their hands."
Upon hearing this, Xiangling put down the chopsticks in her hand and became very excited:
"What!? Real or fake? What kind of force? Do you want my help? By the way, call Hu Tao, we can help you!"
Jun Luoyu picked up Xiangling's chopsticks and stuffed them back into her hand. He also stuffed a piece of pork into Xiangling's mouth and said:
"No need, you two little girls together can't beat me, but you still help me. I'll be grateful if you don't cause me trouble. Just be your cook. Don't worry, I won't die. The most you can do is give me some height."
It’s just the price.”
"Height? What height?"
"Don't worry about it, you may know about it later. Eat quickly, I will go back to sleep after eating. I will most likely have to go to the border with Hutao tomorrow."
Jun Luoyu picked up his chopsticks and snatched a piece of meat from the plate in front of Guo Ba. Guo Ba's claws were not flexible enough and couldn't snatch it from Jun Luoyu.
"lu!lu!"
"Don't bully Guo Ba! Something happened at the border again?"
Xiangling slapped Jun Luoyu's chopsticks and put the meat back in front of the rice cake.
"I don't know. Mr. Zhongli told me that Hutao was looking for me and was going to the border."
"Okay, then I'll ask you again when you come back. Don't run around these days. The ceremony for the immortals is about to take place. This is an important festival in Liyue."
"I know. I won't leave Liyue during this period. After all, I'm going to invite the immortal ceremony soon. This is a very important event."
The two of them were eating barbecue and chatting leisurely, but one was really leisurely, while the other had been thinking about how to die after a while.