The atmosphere is gradually becoming harmonious, we have to strike while the iron is hot.
The dog-headed military advisor gave the honest man a wink and asked him to perform well according to the plan.
"Little Yanzi, aren't you very knowledgeable about constellations? Can you talk to us?"
Lu Haoran coughed dryly and asked.
This is what Su Zelin taught him just now.
Xiao Yanzi is an expert in horoscopes. When she talks about this favorite topic, the atmosphere will definitely liven up.
Sure enough, Xiao Yanzi said with a beaming expression: "I can't say it's a lot of research, but I just have some understanding."
"Then what's your zodiac sign?"
Lu Haoran asked again.
"Aries, girls of this sign are characterized by outgoing and cheerful, straightforward personality, simple mind, clear love and hate, don't like to pretend to be themselves, proactive in doing things, they may not have many friends around them, but they all value them..."
Tang Yan is full of treasures and can talk endlessly.
After she finished speaking, Lu Haoran clapped his hands: "Wow, that's amazing, little Yanzi, I really look like you!"
"There is still something mysterious about zodiac signs, and it's not unreasonable!"
Xiao Yanzi said proudly.
"Okay, just pick the right one!"
Su Zelin said disdainfully: "Aries also have a bad temper and explode at the slightest moment. Why don't we mention this?"
In fact, the bastard also learned some zodiac signs before he was reborn, but it was not because he was interested, but because he wanted to pick up girls.
Many girls are obsessed with horoscope theory. From this perspective, it is easy to find common topics, and each zodiac sign has its advantages, so just praise them.
"Huh, that's not important!"
Little Yanzi curled her lips.
Seeing that the two of them might quarrel at any time, Lu Haoran quickly changed the subject: "Where is Shiqing?"
"Shiqing is a Cancer, which is one of the most elegant zodiac signs!
"Cancer girls are kind and generous, have a gentle temper, and are attentive. Whether in front of friends or strangers, they can show their sincerity and kindness and refuse to intrigue. It is always comfortable to get along with them, like a spring breeze. So Cancer girls have many friends.
, almost never quarrel with others!"
"This constellation is almost perfect, if there are any shortcomings..."
Xiao Yanzi paused for a moment: "It's just that they like to hide their troubles deep in their hearts. Sometimes they would rather hurt themselves than hurt others. In other words, their personalities are too nice!"
"This is really amazing, it is a true portrayal of Shi Qing!"
Lu Haoran is not only flattering, but also really feels that there is something useful in the knowledge of constellations.
"Actually, I'm not that good either."
Qin Shiqing felt a little embarrassed.
She feels that Xiao Yanzi has a good relationship with her, which has a certain beautifying effect.
Su Zelin said lazily: "Don't be too obsessed with this thing. Astrological theory is nothing more than so-called experts finding out a lot of common personalities of human beings and summarizing them so that people of each zodiac sign can find their own position!"
Xiao Yanzi glared at him, but didn't argue.
If it had been anyone else, she would definitely have refuted it.
But there is no point in arguing with people like Su Zelin, and you can't argue with him. This guy is always full of lies, and he can tell you whether he is dead or alive.
Her eyes turned to Honest Man: "Lu Haoran, as for you, you are either a Taurus or a Capricorn!"
"Why?"
Lu Haoran asked subconsciously.
"It's very simple. These two zodiac signs have the most distinctive characteristics. They are introverted and low-key, simple and down-to-earth. They have few friends, but they cherish every friend very much and are willing to give selflessly. But I guess you are a Taurus, because
From Capricorn to Capricorn, Taurus is more rigid and less understanding of taste."
Lu Haoran sounded happy at first, but later he felt a little depressed.
Yes, I am indeed too rigid, maybe I don’t know how to please girls.
"And Su Zelin!"
When mentioning the bastard, everyone's eyes fell on him.
"Either Sagittarius or Gemini, there is absolutely no difference!"
Tang Yan's tone was very positive.
"Little Yanzi, how did you judge it?"
This time, even Qin Shiqing was interested. As a childhood sweetheart, she naturally knew Su Zelin's zodiac sign, but she had never told her sisters about it.
"Because boys from these two zodiac signs are the worst!"
Little Swallow snorted.
"Sagittarius and Gemini boys have bohemian personalities and refuse to be restrained by any restrictions. They are intelligent, humorous, pursue excitement and challenges, are super interested in new things, and have a wide range of interests. However..."
At this point, her tone changed: "Because they are too obsessed with novelty, they are also very carefree about relationships. Their natural good looks and versatile talents allow such boys to always easily get good luck with women, which also gives them
Being a scumbag creates unique conditions!"
"Su Zelin, among the two, I guess you are a Gemini!"
Xiao Yanzi stared at Su Zelin, his wise eyes were like Sherlock Holmes, and he slowly came to a conclusion.
Qin Shiqing frowned and couldn't help but ask: "Then what is the difference between these two constellations?"
"Although they are both scumbags, Sagittarius and Gemini are not the same. Sagittarius likes the new and hates the old. When he sees a prettier girl, he may be tempted to flirt with him. When he has a new person, he forgets the old one. He is the purest scumbag. Gemini is a scumbag.
They are scumbags, but not just any pretty girl. They like the new but don't like the old. In other words, 'I want them all'. In addition, Gemini places more emphasis on feelings, whether it's love or friendship, while Sagittarius is more indifferent.
,Always put yourself as the center!"
"Finally, there are contradictory characteristics in the personality of Gemini. Sometimes, what they say and do on the surface may be contrary to their true thoughts in their hearts, which is more difficult to see through than single-celled Sagittarius!"
Little Yanzi talks about this constellation the most, because Gemini is indeed the most complicated in constellation theory.
Hearing this, Qin Shiqing suddenly became thoughtful.
Is it possible that sometimes what Gemini says and does on the surface is contrary to what they really think in their heart?
"Zelin, are you really a Gemini?"
Lu Haoran asked curiously.
Su Zelin nodded.
"Little Yanzi, you are so amazing, you can guess all these correctly!"
Lu Haoran was amazed.
"Come on, how can you be so awesome? Didn't we fill out a piece of personal information before the college entrance examination? She looked at our birth date!"
Su Zelin revealed the secret in one word.
Xiao Yanzi's face turned slightly red, and he coughed dryly: "I took a quick look, but was I wrong? In what way did I disagree with you? Bah, you scumbag!"
Lu Haoran quickly smoothed things over and spoke for his good friend: "Although the horoscope can be used as a reference, it is not completely accurate. I don't think Zelin is a scumbag. He is a person who values friends over sex, so how can he be such a scumbag!"
”
Su Zelin: "..."
To put it another way, Xiao Yanzi’s analysis is correct.
I am indeed a scumbag!
……
A few people were chatting and drinking milk tea.
When he was almost drunk, Su Zelin said: "Mouse, go pay the bill!"
"Su Zelin, didn't I agree that you would treat me to a treat? Why do you want Lu Haoran to pay for it?"
Little Yanzi fell into the trap and frowned.
Su Zelin chuckled: "It's my treat, but I didn't say I paid the bill. Anyway, just have your share of the drink!"
"Su Zelin, you are really good at treating guests with your friends' money!"
Xiao Yanzi was trembling with anger: "What kind of bullshit logic is this? I just praised you for your loyalty to your friends and your love for your feelings!"
Su Zelin snorted: "Just now you called me a scumbag. You're so verbose. I'm a little short of money recently. I can just pay him back another day!"
"It's okay, we are all friends, no matter who we invite!"
Lu Haoran acted accordingly and ran to pay the bill.
"Only a rat can tolerate people like you!"
Xiao Yanzi glared at him, thought of something, and added: "And Shiqing!"
"Soon she won't have to tolerate me anymore, but the mouse will continue to be bullied by me. Who told him to go to university in the same city as me!"
Su Zelin smiled.
"Don't think about it, don't forget that I live in the same city as Mouse, and I won't just watch you bully him!"
"Hey, does this make you feel bad?"
"Go to hell, who feels sorry for you? This is called loyalty!"
"..."
Lu Haoran paid the bill and a few people walked out of the ice drink shop. However, the honest man found that Xiao Yanzi's attitude towards him was really different, and he could tell it with one mouthful.
As expected of Zelin, the method he came up with is really immediate!
"Qin Shiqing and I have gone back. Mouse, you and Xiao Yanzi are traveling together. Go with her. Remember to send her home. The task of protecting the flowers will be left to you!"
It's not unreasonable for Su Zelin to choose Bingmeiren.
Its geographical location allows Lu Haoran and Tang Yan to go home on the same route, giving them an excuse to escort them without being too deliberate.
In order to bring his gay friend and Xiao Yanzi together, he has done all his scheming.
So Xiao Yanzi is right about the character traits of Gemini.
What such boys say and do on the surface may be contrary to what they really think in their hearts!
It has just been proved that on the surface, Su Zelin seems to be unloyal, but in fact he is the most loyal person.
"Uh, Xiao Yanzi and I..."
The plan discussed at the ice drink shop did not include this incident, so Lu Haoran was caught off guard.
Su Zelin sighed: "Mouse, don't you want to be the flower protector? Okay, forget it!"
"No, no, that's not what I meant!"
Lu Haoran quickly clarified, fearing that Xiao Yanzi would misunderstand that he disliked him.
"That's okay, see you another day, bye!"
Su Zelin got on the car and drove away.
With Lu Haoran's temperament, sometimes he can only catch his ducks in a hurry. If he didn't give him a push, he might never be able to take this step, and he and Xiao Yanzi could only be friends forever.
But after the experience of being sent home, some things became different.
Qin Shiqing saw Su Zelin's intention, but she didn't point it out. She smiled at the two of them: "Lu Haoran, little Yanzi, let's make an appointment another day. Goodbye!"
With Su Zelin leaving, the honest man seems to have no backbone and no master.
"Little, little Yanzi, you're on your way anyway, I, shall I see you off?"
After a while, he mustered up the courage.
After saying these two sentences, the honest man's face turned red.
"Let's go!"
Tang Yan rode her bicycle and said two words, which made Lu Haoran feel relieved.
Little Yanzi, she agreed!
I actually had the opportunity to send a girl home!
Lu Haoran was suddenly so excited that he wanted to cry.
He originally thought that such a thing might have to wait a long, long time before it happens.
When he reacted, he quickly chased after him on his bicycle.
There is a touch of joy in the hearts of honest people, and even the pedals of the bicycle seem to be much lighter.
An indescribable feeling fills every cell in the body.
Some people say that first love is like a cup of red bean ice eaten in the hottest summer. Many people don’t even have time to wait for it to melt and savor it before swallowing it wholeheartedly, leaving only a faint sweetness in their mouths.