He held the cigarette in his hand and looked at the silly girl in front of him, who once again transformed into a human science popularization master. "My wife means that you are my lover, my wife. Only a husband can call you this."
Ye Lai frowned, and could hardly figure out the complex names of human beings in his head, "Aren't you my boyfriend?"
Feng Yan took a deep breath, "You're right!"
He felt that he was lucky that he did not choose the teaching profession. If he had met someone like Ye Lai, his untimely death would probably be just around the corner.
Ye Lai tilted his head and said, "Feng Yan, you have no money?"
"Yeah." Feng Yan didn't hide anything, "Didn't I give it all to you?"
All the cards he uses for his own consumption are in Ye Lai's place.
"Then I'll give it back to you." Ye Lai said and took out his pocket.
Feng Yan held her hand and said, "That's for you. I can earn it myself."
"But you don't have any money." Ye Lai reminded him.
Feng Yan lowered his head, blocked the wind with his hands, lit the cigarette and then raised his head again, biting the cigarette and jokingly said: "Then you support me."
"I can't afford to support you." Ye Lai frowned, "I can't make much money."
"Why can't you afford it?"
The few cards he gave her were enough for them to spend a lifetime, as long as they didn't touch things they shouldn't touch.
"Look, you spent so much on buying a cigarette." Ye Lai showed him the payment figure.
Feng Yan: "..."
After a long while, he sighed: "Ye Lai, you really know how to live."
A thousand yuan a cigarette, that’s all!
He held her hand and walked towards a nearby restaurant, "When we go back, if you don't want to stay with me, you can become the boss of the shopping mall I gave you."
"Going to work?" Ye Lai blinked.
Feng Yan's eyes were filled with a smile, "Yeah."
"Well……"
Ye Lai was thinking about something, "How much money can I make?"
Feng Yan teased her, "You will earn more if you follow me, but can you stay up late?"
When he works, he often works overtime until late at night or even overnight.
If he wants Ye Lai to accompany him, I don't know if she can handle it.
Ye Lai frowned: "Stay up late?"
"Um."
"It's okay to stay up late," Ye Lai said, "but it's not okay to stay up late to work."
There is no program in the AI chip that is endowed with three views, but there are some most basic rules.
For example, you cannot actively attack humans.
For example, safety first and health first.
Another example is not being able to disobey orders.
Therefore, all AIs have a very strong sense of self-preservation.
Feng Yan suddenly laughed out loud and rubbed her silly face, "Silly."
Ye Lai touched his face and said, "Why am I stupid? I am very smart."
"How smart are you?" Feng Yan looked at her, "You are so smart that you couldn't see that I was unhappy then? Why didn't you know how to coax me?"
"How to coax you?" Ye Lai said with a sad face, "Every time I coax you, your face looks even worse."
Feng Yan suddenly remembered her shocking remarks in the past few months.
Forget it, you're lucky you don't make him angry to death.
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Dining room.
Feng Yan pushed the menu to her, "You order it."
"Have you got a meal yet?"
"No."
I was so angry that I ran back and forth several times. What else could I eat?
Ye Lai stared at the menu and ordered ten dishes at once. The waiter was stunned, "Just two?"
"Yes." Ye Lai said.
The waiter thought for a while and said, "I might not be able to finish the meal."
"Eat until you finish. Eat until you finish."
Feng Yan saw that the waiter was still hesitant, "Just trust her."
After the waiter left with a smile, Ye Lai looked at him with his chin in his hands, "Feng Yan, when I participate in the competition, are you afraid that I will lose?"
"Not afraid." Feng Yan didn't hesitate at all.
Ye Lai was a little curious, "Why? Do you really believe me that much?"
Many employers have questioned her ability more than once before.
Feng Yan sat back lazily in his chair, his eyes falling on her through the lenses, "I only know you in the entire field. I don't believe you. Who should you believe?"
"Would it be embarrassing to lose?"
Ye Lai remembers the mocking words of those people.
"If you lose face, you'll lose it." Feng Yan said casually, "Just don't lose it."
Ye Lai's heart beat violently in his chest.
She felt a violent panic.
What does this feel like?
The food was served quickly. As the big boss, Feng Yan really wanted to write a good review for this restaurant.
Plenty of portion and good taste.
Just can't finish it.
Ye Lai held her rice bowl and ate happily. Logically speaking, she could eat more than half of these ten dishes.
But because he ate some with Feng Wan before coming out, Ye Lai stopped halfway through the meal.
She looked down at her rice, "I can't finish it."
Going to waste?
Feng Yan ate slowly and stretched out his hand to her after hearing this.
"Huh?" Ye Lai was puzzled.
The man waved.
Ye Lai tentatively handed him the remaining half bowl of rice, and Feng Yan took it and continued eating from her bowl.
"Feng Yan..."
"Yeah." He didn't look up.
Ye Lai swallowed, "That's what I've eaten before."
Doesn't he dislike being dirty?
Feng Yan finally raised his eyes and said in a helpless tone: "I'm just short-sighted, not blind yet, Bao'er."
"I mean you don't dislike me?"
Feng Yan looked at the rice dipped in vegetable soup in the bowl, and thought for a moment: "I feel a little disgusted."
Ye Lai: "..."
"But I can endure it."
Feng Yan glanced at her with a smile, then ate up the rest of her rice in a few mouthfuls, and ate as much of the remaining vegetables as possible.
When they walked out of the restaurant, without waiting for Ye Lai to say anything, they saw Feng Yan squatting down.
She hurriedly walked over and asked, "What's wrong?"
Feng Yan took a few breaths and said, "If I die one day, don't remarry."
If he hadn't known that she didn't like wasting food, Feng Yan would never have eaten to death out of fear of wasting it.
Ye Lai was stunned, "Remarry?"
She has never been married either.
Feng extended his hand and said, "Quick, give me a hand."
Want to vomit.
Ye Lai suddenly laughed, "Can't you walk?"
"Yeah." Feng Yan frowned.
The next second, when he was about to say something, the words on his lips suddenly turned into a cry: "Ye Lai!"
The woman carried him firmly on her back and walked with great ease.
But passers-by couldn't help but look at them curiously, with all sorts of strange looks in their eyes.
Feng Yan gritted his teeth: "Put me down!"
"If you can't walk, I'll carry you on my back. You're welcome."
"I'm not being polite to you, I just don't want you to carry it!" Feng Yan's face turned red.
What's wrong with him, a majestic man, letting a woman take the blame?
Ye Lai suddenly became serious, "Who do you want to carry it?"
Feng Yan, who could already figure out how she was jealous, immediately said: "I don't want to let others carry it, I..."
"Then let me carry it. I will only carry you, and you will only let me carry it. How about that?"
Feng Yan's heart was racing up and down, and it didn't take long for him to laugh.
Isn’t it just the face?
Just throw it away.
"Okay." He agreed.
By the time they walked across the overpass, those people's eyes were almost fixed on Feng Yan.
He concealed his embarrassment with a tigerish face, so he glared back: "What are you looking at! My girlfriend likes to carry me on her back!"
As he spoke, he secretly poked Ye Lai in the arm.
Ye Lai's understanding was finally correct for once and he nodded immediately: "Yes, I like to carry my boyfriend on my back!"
Passerby: "..."
Ye Lai's ears felt inexplicably itchy because of his words.
She was so distracted that she didn't notice the last step when she was going down the stairs.
"Be careful!" Feng Yan shouted.
Unfortunately it's too late.
When Ye Lai estimated that he might fall into the puddle, he subconsciously held his head.
Feng Yan had long legs and long arms. The moment he noticed that their bodies were out of balance, he quickly made adjustments.
Two long legs and one hand supported the ground, while the other hand pulled Ye Lai tightly to his chest, and then used the strength of his waist and abdomen to reverse the direction.
"Plop——"
When he fell into the puddle, Ye Lai was lying on top of him.
When he felt the dirty muddy water soaking his clothes, he gave up struggling and lay down.
He is dirty...
Ye Lai quickly raised his head and looked at him in surprise: "Why did you change directions?"
If she didn't change direction, she would be kneeling in the mud at most.
The man in front of me was born to be noble. Even though he was completely lying in the mud at the moment, he was still eye-catching.
He slowly reached out and touched the back of Ye Lai's head, as if saying to himself: "I can rot in the pit, but my girlfriend must be clean."
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