Who said that a woman who is thirty-one is like a flower and a woman who is forty is like a tiger???
This guy in his family is only in his twenties, and he is like a wolf and a tiger!
"What are you mumbling over there?" Ye Lai, who was brushing his teeth, poked his head out of the bathroom.
Feng Yan immediately sat upright, like a good student, "No, you heard wrong."
As a result, after she finished brushing her teeth, she was seen standing on her head against the wall.
Feng Yan slowly squatted down in front of her, still holding the toothbrush in his hand, "What are you doing?"
She put her hands on the ground and put her legs on the wall, her expression unchanged.
"Improve your chances of getting pregnant."
Feng Yan: "..."
Really hardworking.
Really hard work.
Seeing Ye Lai being so involved, Feng Yan felt that if he didn't cooperate, he would be punished by God.
"Let nature take its course, okay?" Feng Yan sighed, "You come down first."
In order to get pregnant, Ye Lai really paid attention to everything, from eating and drinking, to working and resting time, and now to this...handstand.
"No, you go and brush your teeth." Ye Lai said exactly.
Feng Yan shut up immediately. He knew that he had no authority at all in front of Ye Lai now.
If she can't be persuaded, just stay with her.
After standing on his head for five minutes, Ye Lai came down. He was full of energy and his face was moist.
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downstairs.
There was a swishing sound in the laundry room. Ye Lai heard the noise and went to take a look.
"Leifu?" She frowned, "You can do laundry..."
Before he could finish his words, he saw Leif wearing rubber gloves and brushing his shoes.
It blinked its eyes and raised its two gloved iron hands, "Waterproof."
"Get up, stop doing it." Ye Lai pulled it up, "Who told you to brush it?"
"No one will let you go." Leif pointed to the ground, "Your little white shoes are muddy, I will clean them for you."
Ye Lai glanced at it.
Sure enough, there were all my shoes on the ground.
Only then was she satisfied, and patted Leif on the shoulder, "Very good, you can only do things for me, don't serve others."
Guarding Ye Lai is very overbearing.
Leif's eyes showed a smile, "Okay!"
When breakfast is ready, it has become a habit for Laifu to serve it, and it will take care of Ye Lai to pick up the vegetables.
Ye Lai noticed Feng Wan's face, "Why do you have such a dark face?"
Laifu then added: "Are you guest-starring Bao Zheng today?"
"Get out!" Feng Yuan slapped the table, "I..."
"I'm lovelorn again."
"What?" Even Feng Yan was stunned, "When did you fall in love? Why didn't I know?"
"Just..." Feng Yuan swallowed, "It's just a little brother I met when I was helping you handle things in the company."
"Oh, I've seen it." Leif said silently.
Ye Lai waited for it to tell what happened.
As a result, Laifu imitated Feng Wan and patted the dining table.
The force caused several people's bowls and chopsticks to bounce up. Feng Yan and Ye Lai quickly held on to their chopsticks.
Leif said: "It's okay to break up. I have long seen that you are not monkeys at all."
Feng Wan: "..."
"Why isn't it a monkey?" She refused.
Laifu said calmly: "I am a handsome and restrained golden monkey, a nobleman. You...are the kind of grinning person in Mount Emei."
Feng Wan's face turned pale.
Just when she was about to get angry, Leif said: "Give up, girl, isn't it good to stay at home with me? Why go out and suffer humiliation?"
Feng Wan yelled: "I will suffer your humiliation at home!!!"
"I didn't." Leif defended, "I never disliked you for being fat or ugly."
Feng Wan almost choked to death.
Leifu shot Feng Wan in the heart again, "I just said it blatantly."
"From now on, don't talk!" She almost broke her chopsticks.
But Feng Wan didn't know if he was really hit or if he listened to Lefu's words. From that day on, he really stayed at home and didn't go anywhere.
I quietly followed Lefu to do housework, study recipes, and lose weight visibly.
Laifu sighed suddenly, and Feng Wan was surprised: "You can actually sigh the wind? Can you sigh again?"
Hearing this, Leif's chest suddenly moved, and a small opening was opened.
There was a machine-like noise, and Feng Wan's hair was blown by a strong wind.
Feng Wan: "..."
"You also have a hair dryer installed on you?"
"This is a dust-blowing procedure, don't be so vulgar." Laifu complained.
Feng Wan was choked.
"Why are you sighing?"
Leif replied: "You are getting thinner and thinner. I think the food your brother spent money on is all in vain and is being fed to the dog."
Feng Yuan stared, "Isn't it a good thing that I'm getting thinner?"
Leif seemed confused, "Isn't it a bad thing to waste money?"
"But for me, being thin is a good thing!" Feng Yuan explained, "Eating is to fill your stomach, not to gain weight."
"Then you can feel full even if you drink cold water, so drink it." Laifu threw the kitchen knife away.
I stopped helping her chop vegetables.
"No, no, no!" Feng Wan quickly grabbed it.
But how could an ordinary human woman hold down such a big piece of iron as Leif?
As a result, Feng Wan dragged it away.
After dragging it all the way to the living room, Leif stopped and said, "You are so wasteful. It's a shameful waste."
"I'll eat! Hurry up and chop the vegetables! If dinner is cooked late, Ye Lai will give you a cold look!" Feng Wan was now scared to death of Ye Lai.
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study.
"Why did you open the window?" Ye Lai frowned when he came in.
"I wonder if the rain just now is bad for your legs?"
Feng Yan, who just... got up from the bed, was really hot and tired. He felt like he had been hollowed out.
However, Ye Lai, who is currently addicted to health care and is pregnant, is not allowed to turn on the air conditioner or fan. He can only use the wind after the rain.
"Bang!"
Feng Yan closed the window with his backhand, "Okay, close it."
Putting the warm water on the table, Feng Yan sighed silently.
"Why are you sighing?"
Feng Yan was shocked, and he spoke very carefully: "Can you just... drink half a cup of coffee?"
Ye Lai leaned against the long table and laughed, "What do you think?"
"OK."
Feng Yan picked up the warm water and poured it into his mouth.
My wife has the final say!
He has no right to say no!
"Feel wronged?" Ye Lai scratched the end of his eyes.
Feng Yan quickly shook his head and said seriously: "Absolutely not! In our family, long live my wife!"
"Oh." Ye Lai walked out, "That's good."
Feng Yan from behind looked at her back pitifully, "What if I feel wronged?"
He tried to imitate women's grievances, hoping that Ye Lai would feel sorry for him.
Ye Lai walked to the door and smiled very sweetly, "Then I will make you feel even more wronged."
Feng Yan: "..."
Her Lady Queen closed the study door for him very thoughtfully.
Feng Yan knocked his head on the desk and sent a WeChat message to Liu Tan——
Feng Yan: Come and save me.
Liu Tan:???
Liu Tan: Sir, what’s wrong with you? Are you in any danger?