Feng Yan didn't argue with her, life was important.
Tuition?
hehe.
He was afraid that his son's occasionally earth-shattering brain circuit would cause him to be angry.
They were in groups of two, Ye Lai was with Sun Xiao, and Feng Yuan was with Feng Yan.
Although Ye Lai disliked her teammates, she felt at ease when she saw Feng Wan.
Seeing the adults at home playing cards, Feng Sicheng came over and pulled the child's chair. Leif carried him and put the baby in the chair.
Feng Yan warned him: "Don't talk nonsense. You are a true gentleman watching chess without speaking. Do you understand?"
Feng Sicheng blinked, "Oh."
Start drawing cards.
Looking at the cards in his hand, Feng Yan's brows furrowed more and more, and he rubbed them vigorously.
Feng Sicheng on the side was very curious: "Dad, if you rub it so hard, is there gold inside?"
Feng Yan: "...Don't speak!"
But after searching for a long time, he didn't see the card he wanted.
Feng Yan frowned and placed the cards there.
Double king, four 3, followed by 45689,10,j.
One cannot be connected.
Noticing his son's solemn look, Feng Yan smiled: "Do you understand?"
Feng Sicheng blinked, his expression was so similar to Ye Lai's before.
He pouted: "There are a group of Xiao 3s, but they are no match for Xian 7 alone."
Feng Yan's expression froze: "..."
"Pfft——" Sun Xiao on the other side couldn't hold back.
Ye Lai on the right half smiled: "Ah, Mr. Feng has 45,689 tracts?"
Feng Yan pinched the cards and scolded his son through gritted teeth: "Didn't you say that you are a true gentleman who watches chess but doesn't speak?"
Feng Sicheng frowned weakly: "I am a child, not a true gentleman."
"Let's go play." Feng Yan drove his son away.
"Come to mom."
Feng Sicheng was immediately carried into Ye Lai's arms. He pressed Ye Lai's ear and whispered, "Dad has two kings."
king?
Wang Zha?
Mistresses in groups, four threes?
Ye Lai almost guessed what Feng Yan had in his hands.
So this win went very smoothly.
Feng Yan glanced at his son: "Young traitor."
The next round begins.
Feng Sicheng dragged his chin and asked unexpectedly: "Dad, do you have a mistress?"
"Crack-" Feng Yan's hand holding the teacup softened, and the teacup immediately fell to the ground.
"What nonsense are you talking about? Where did the mistress come from?"
"Oh." Feng Sicheng looked at his mother, "Mom, dad doesn't have 3."
So I have to be careful with my father. He seems to have very good cards.
With her son's help, Ye Lai won all three games. She smiled and said, "Mr. Feng, we must be willing to accept defeat and win two out of three games. I won all three games."
Only after the fight was over did Feng Yan feel that he had fallen into a trap.
Putting aside the fact that there was a little traitor named Feng Sicheng, he remembered that Ye Lai seemed to be able to see through cards?
"!!!"
What a mistake!
-
night.
After taking a shower, Feng Yan climbed into bed and went to bed.
"What are you doing?" Ye Lai glanced at him with the tail of his eyes.
"Let's discuss it. Can one of us take a day?"
"no."
"Your son's brain circuit is beyond the capabilities of a normal human being like me."
"It's your problem that you can't keep up. You should find a way to solve your own problem. You can't always ask others to help." Ye Laipi smiled.
have to.
He couldn't even say one or two.
-
From that day on, it fell to Boss Feng to help his son with his homework.
No matter how busy he is, he must take time to check his homework and teach him anything he doesn't know.
"Dad, are you sleepy?" Feng Sicheng's eyes were still wide.
Feng Yan was indeed very tired, but he couldn't say: "No, dad is not sleepy."
"If you're not sleepy, why did you write 2 as 7? One plus one doesn't equal two?" Feng Sicheng pointed to the small exercise book.
Feng Yan quickly erased it with an eraser.
"Son." Feng Yan said earnestly: "You are still young and are in kindergarten. I think these topics can be learned slowly. You should play well at your age. You see your aunt bought you a little turtle. Go and talk to the little turtle."
Turtle plays.”
He pushed his son out.
Feng Sicheng shook his head: "The teacher said you can't lose at the starting line. If everyone knows it but I don't, then I lose. And I'm not very stupid, so why should I not be able to learn?"
Feng Yan sighed, crossed his arms and stared at his son, "We can see you tomorrow, go play!"
After being yelled at, Feng Sicheng was forced to play.
He came to the living room with a gloomy face and saw his aunt having a convulsion there.
"Hey! Monster, show your true form quickly!" Feng Yuan put the Sun Wukong mask paper on his face and made some gestures towards the little turtle crawling on the ground.
He held his little hands and asked Laifu with a solemn expression: "Uncle Laifu, is this... the sequelae of Journey to the West?"
Leif shook his head, "Phuket Island."
Feng Sicheng raised his calf and walked over, "Auntie."
"Reveal your true colors!" Feng Wan seemed very excited and turned his head: "My nephew, come and see the little turtle."
"Auntie." Feng Sicheng frowned, as if he was a little disgusted, "It has become a bastard, isn't it its original form? What do you want it to become?"
The Sun Wukong mask on Feng Wan's face seemed to be about to fall off: "..."
"Auntie bought you a little turtle, don't you know how to say thank you?"
Xiao Feng Sicheng said seriously: "Thank you, aunt, but I think it is more suitable to be friends with aunt."
Then he left, leaving Feng Wan standing alone in a mess.
-
After dinner.
Feng Sicheng was sitting on the sofa holding the fruit and watching the screen projection. The animal world was playing on the screen, and today it was about sharks.
Children at this age are curious about everything.
"There are people at sea, why don't sharks eat them?"
Feng Wan was stirring the fruit, "Nephew, you don't understand this. The shark's menu is actually very simple, with just a few items. The appearance of humans in their world will make them curious, because they don't know what it is.
Species, I don’t know if it can be eaten.”
"So it doesn't matter if they are absolutely hungry and you don't bleed and emit the smell of blood, you just need to act like a human being as much as possible, and it won't matter."
"Understood?" Feng Wan said, "I know a lot."
But the more Feng Sicheng listened, the more he frowned.
After a long time, Feng Sicheng swallowed the apple meat in his mouth and said, "Auntie, let's not talk about anything else. How should I behave like a human being? I am a human being, how should I behave?
Do I need to show them my birth certificate?"
Feng Yuan suddenly stopped chewing: "..."
What's wrong with this kid's brain circuit...
Why is it so weird and weird???
"Are you angry with Auntie again?" Ye Lai came over and touched his son's hair.
Feng Sicheng shook his head, "No, mom, I'm just discussing with aunt how to behave like a human being. Obviously, aunt can't explain it clearly at all."