After about a few minutes, the sound of ping-pong-pong-pong upstairs reached the ears of the brother and sister.
The two dolls remained motionless, pretending not to hear.
Until the door was opened and Feng Yuan came back, she was stunned: "Is the second floor being renovated?"
Feng Shiyan blinked: "Not sure."
"Have you eaten?"
Feng Yuan came over with a bag, "Try some of the specialties brought back by my aunt's friends."
Sitting on the sofa, Feng Wan tore open a packaging bag, stuffed a chicken foot into his mouth and ate it.
The brother and sister did not move.
The TV was on, trying to cover up the sounds from upstairs.
A forensic program was playing on the screen, and I looked at a few people and paid attention.
Feng Yuan bit the chicken bone and wiped his hands with a smile, "I'm telling you, my aunt is very powerful. Normal people have 205 bones, but my aunt has 206."
Hearing this, the two children looked at her together.
After a long while, Feng Shiyan said: "Auntie, what is in your mouth cannot be counted."
Feng Wan: "...cough cough cough!"
"What are you holding in your mouth?" Feng Yuan touched his leg, "The way your father enslaves me, I will probably have bone hyperplasia next year."
Feng Shiyan's eyes were speechless, while Feng Sicheng simply continued watching the show.
"You guys are talking to aunt, what kind of TV do children always watch?" Feng Yuan was bored and insisted on talking to the two children.
Annoyed by her nagging, Feng Sicheng turned off the TV.
The two children could only sit in front of Feng Wan and talk to her face to face.
"Auntie, would you like to start?" Feng Sicheng said.
Feng Wan raised his eyebrows: "Let's chat casually."
"Auntie, let's talk about today's global economic problems." Feng Shiyan suddenly spoke.
Feng Wan: "..."
Feng Shiyan blinked: "Auntie, don't you know? Then tell me about the development direction and prospects of intelligent machinery."
Feng Wan: "..."
"Don't you know yet?" Feng Shiyan looked thoughtful, "Auntie, tell me, what can you marry off?"
Feng Wan almost choked to death on the chicken bones.
"You guys..." she took a deep breath, "can you say something normal!"
"Which one is abnormal?" Feng Sicheng asked back.
"I won't tell you anymore."
Feng Wan got up and ran to the kitchen, but she quickly forgot what had just happened.
"You two go out to play with your aunt during the holidays. My aunt's classmate has a baby, so you can go see the baby then."
Feng Shiyan walked over with her little hands behind her back, "We have two little babies at home, why don't you look at them?"
"You are all grown up, I am just a few months old baby." Feng Yuan started to prepare dinner.
"Oh." Feng Shiyan thought for a while, "It depends on my time."
Feng Wan was stunned, "What are you busy with?"
"Listen to Buddhist scriptures." Feng Shiyan said very seriously, "This is a top priority."
"You are so young, can you still teach Buddhist scriptures to others?"
"Auntie." Feng Shiyan frowned, "You are so prejudiced. If I hadn't used Buddhist scriptures to influence those two gangsters, you wouldn't have a lovely niece."
Male and female kidnappers: Were we influenced? We were tricked by you!
Feng Wan believed her, ignored them, and concentrated on cooking.
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dinner time.
The second floor was always quiet, and none of them dared to go up and call for help.
Including Leif.
It always stays with Feng Shiyan, helping her pick up food from time to time.
Feng Wan glanced at it and said, "Lefu, you said you have been in our family for many years, why are you still single?"
Laifu, who was dissed for no reason, slowly raised his head and said, "No one will laugh at me if I am single. If you are single, you are a leftover woman."
"Then I am also a golden leftover girl!" Feng Wan was very proud.
"Look." Leif said: "There is a leftover woman here who is actually enjoying herself."
"Shut up, do you want to take care of me?" Feng Yuan glared at him.
Leifu tilted his head slightly and said, "Feng Wan."
"what?"
After a brief silence, Leifu said: "If you wait a few more years, you may go through menopause."
Feng Wan: "..."
When the pots and pans were flying in the sky, Feng Shiyan and Feng Sicheng were as steady as Mount Tai, unmoving.
The fight just finished upstairs, and another fight started downstairs.
Feng Yuan picked up the soup ladle and ran after Laifu.
"Brother, what is menopause?" Feng Shiyan didn't understand.
Feng Sicheng didn't understand either. He tried to understand, "Maybe... she's absolutely crazy?"
nerve?
Feng Shiyan thought about her aunt's style all along, "Then Uncle Laifu was right."
The whole family was in a panic. After the brother and sister worked hard to fill their stomachs, they went back to the bedroom to take a bath and go to sleep.
After changing into pajamas and coming out, Feng Shiyan ran to her brother.
The brother and sister were lying on each side.
"elder brother."
"ah?"
"Dad and aunt are just like us."
"yes."
"Then, will you dislike me like that in the future?"
"No." Feng Sicheng said.
"why?"
Feng Sicheng did not hesitate: "You are not as stupid as my aunt."
Feng Wan:……
Feng Shiyan smiled and said, "Brother, hold hands."
The brother and sister held hands and gradually fell asleep.
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downstairs.
Ye Lai came down first, "Where is the child?"
The panting Feng Wan was sitting on the sofa, not putting down the spoon in his hand, "I don't know, let's go to bed."
The dining table has long been a mess.
Ye Lai sighed, "Feng Yan!!"
Hearing his wife's call, Feng Yan hurriedly came down from upstairs.
Feng Wan's peripheral vision caught a glimpse of the faint mark on her brother's neck, and she felt even more angry!
This family of four got together to make her angry to death!
"boom!"
The door was shut unexpectedly, and Feng Yan and Ye Lai looked at each other, "What's wrong with her?"
Leif suddenly slid out from behind the refrigerator: "The old nun stays alone in the empty room all year round and is irritable. It's normal."
After it slid away, Ye Lai said: "Lefu, you have a piece of paint falling off the back of your head."
Leif: "...Oh."
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weekend.
The couple, who had no time to take care of their children, called Feng Wan over again.
Feng Wan was angry: "Follow me!"
Due to the power of only one adult, the brother and sister had to follow their irritable aunt.
"Auntie, do you want to take us to play Castle of Joy?"
When they got off the car, they saw a huge Happy Castle in front of them, filled with children's playthings.
Feng Shiyan couldn't help but roll her eyes.
"Follow me in." Feng Yuan led them in vigorously.
I followed my aunt closely, followed by eight bodyguards.
After a while, they saw Feng Wan embracing a woman passionately.
"Have you lost so much weight?" the other party praised.
Feng Wan was shy and said, "No way."
"Really lost weight!"
Feng Shiyan moved over and said, "Auntie, are you short-sighted? My father has a professional glasses technician."
"Shut up!!!" Feng Wan blocked her niece's small mouth.
"Hehehe, Xiaowan, please help me look after the child. He is swimming here. Remember to help me take him out when the time comes. There are still three minutes left. I will go to the bathroom." The other party said.
Feng Wan nodded, "Okay, no problem."
The brother and sister looked around at the childish rides and tried to keep smiling.
After a while, Feng Yuan screamed: "What happened!"
Feng Sicheng walked over and said, "Auntie, what's wrong?"
"It's time to take him out, but I forgot which child belongs to my classmate..." Feng Yuan bit her fingers and looked at the babies swimming in the five small basins in front of her.
"Look for someone who looks like her." Feng Sicheng followed and watched.
Feng Yuan shook his head: "She has had plastic surgery, I can't tell at all."
At this time, Feng Shiyan came closer holding the prayer beads, standing on tiptoes and looking at the babies, "Then pick a big one."
Feng Wan: "..."
Feng Sicheng had a dark look on his face: "...Lulu, we are not buying watermelons."
"It doesn't matter, you won't lose if you pick the bigger one." Feng Shiyan insisted.
After the mothers waiting nearby heard Feng Shiyan's words, they immediately fished their children out of the water and took them away, regardless of whether the swimming time was up or not.
Feng Shiyan raised her lips and looked at the only remaining baby, "Isn't that what I found?"