Chapter 361 What is the peerless skill of lying without blush
Feng Sicheng quickly stood between the two of them and acted as a peacemaker.
But he really underestimated his aunt's weight. Without pushing him, his aunt knocked him back onto the sofa seat.
Feng Shiyan's little ears were pulled up, and her face was twisted in pain.
"Feng Shiyan, if I didn't pinch you, you wouldn't know that I'm your aunt, would you?!" Feng Wan was so angry that she was so angry.
"Whether you pinch me or not...I...I know you are my aunt!" Feng Shiyan answered with great effort.
"You are not allowed to attack my aunt's figure anymore! You must think that my aunt is the most beautiful aunt!" Feng Wan ordered domineeringly.
Feng Shiyan lowered her face and said, "Then why are you pulling my ears? Just poke me blind."
Feng Wan: "..."
Don’t buy it!!!!
Feng Wan came out of the mall angrily, striding forward with his brother and sister following behind.
Feng Sicheng pulled his sister and said, "Lulu, hurry up, my aunt will be gone soon."
"No." Feng Shiyan always walks as leisurely as if she were taking a walk.
"Auntie can't go a hundred meters at this speed and will stop."
As soon as he finished speaking, Feng Wan, who was dozens of meters away, suddenly stopped, holding his knees with his hands and panting.
Seeing this, Feng Sicheng blinked, a little confused.
Feng Shiyan shrugged, "Yeah, you can't lose your aunt if you follow anyone. Don't worry, brother."
"Lulu."
"Um?"
"Brother, I think we have an aunt like this who has worked so hard to bring us up. She still doesn't have a boyfriend at this age. It's so pitiful to be alone. You should follow her in your words from now on, in case she gets really angry and gets sick.
Where can we find such a stupid aunt?" Feng Sicheng said in a persuasive tone.
After listening to her brother's words, Feng Shiyan really felt that it made sense.
She had never felt that her aunt had any merit. It could be said that even the good qualities were a bit hard to find.
He looks nothing like his father, and his figure is even less similar. He also has a stupid IQ and an explosive personality. It's simply terrible.
But if you think about it on the other hand, you probably can’t find another one as bad as this in this world, right?
It is said that rare things are valuable.
Feng Shiyan nodded: "Okay, listen to brother."
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Got in the car.
Feng Yuan noticed that the two children were very quiet. She turned around and said, "Why don't you talk anymore?"
Her anger came and went even faster, not to mention that she couldn't really be angry with the two juniors.
Feng Sicheng blinked: "Lulu and I decided to be filial to you from now on."
Filial piety………
"No, no, no, no..." Feng Yuan swallowed, "My aunt is not that old yet to use the word filial piety, so don't be angry with me."
She unlocked her phone and found a friend on WeChat who was helping her introduce her to a blind date. He tried his best to persuade her to recommend her, and insisted that she find time to meet him.
Feng Wan could not refuse his friend's kindness, so he could only agree.
She thought for a while, "Which of you two is free tomorrow? Go out with your aunt."
The brother and sister said in unison: "Another day of shopping?!"
"No, no." Feng Yuan coughed: "Meet a friend."
Feng Sicheng said: "I have a make-up class tomorrow."
"Then let me go." Feng Shiyan was thinking about what her brother had just said.
"OK."
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After talking to his brother and sister-in-law, Feng Yuan took Feng Shiyan out of the house at 9:30 the next morning and drove out himself.
"Lulu, my aunt wants to tell you something."
Feng Wan tried to speak as slowly as possible: "Auntie wants to meet an uncle later. It's actually a blind date, but he is a friend of my friend. If I don't like it, can you help auntie refuse?"
Hearing this, Feng Shiyan thought for a moment and said, "Oh, okay."
"When the time comes, my aunt will push your hand under the table, and you can pretend to be making a fuss about buying a doll. You can do whatever you want, and then your aunt will take you away, okay?" Feng Yuan laughed.
"Okay." Feng Shiyan agreed readily.
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Soon, the aunt and nephew arrived at the door of a coffee shop.
Feng Yuan took Feng Shiyan's hand and went in, and immediately saw a man wearing a blue shirt.
"Hello, I'm Feng Wan."
The man shook hands with Feng Wan warmly, and after introducing himself, he said: "Please take a seat."
After sitting down, Feng Yuan said: "This is my niece. There was no one at home, so I took her out."
Feng Shiyan always maintained the cute smile that a child should have, which was what Feng Yuan specifically told her before coming in.
"What a beautiful little girl." The man praised, "She looks just like you."
Feng Shiyan's smile froze: "..."
Feng Wan was naturally happy after being praised, and the two started chatting.
"What do you usually do at home?" the man asked.
Feng Wan stayed as gentle as possible: "If I'm not working, I usually work out at home, do housework, take care of my skin, etc., and occasionally take tea art classes and flower arrangement classes."
"Ahem..."
Feng Shiyan suddenly choked, and Feng Yuan quickly patted her, secretly glaring at her and gritting his teeth.
The man asked again: "I see you are in such good spirits, what is your work and rest time?"
"I usually go to bed very early, around eight or nine o'clock. In the morning, I get up before seven o'clock to make breakfast." Feng Yuan said.
I remembered that my aunt stayed up late even more late than my father, and also remembered that my aunt was often late for lunch...
Feng Shiyan let out a long sigh, "Auntie, let me go over there and read a book."
"What's wrong? Can't sit still? What do you want to eat? Uncle will order one for you." The man asked with concern.
Feng Shiyan slid off the chair, her fake smile was about to break, "No, uncle, I just...have a toothache."
After hurriedly leaving the place, Feng Shiyan ran to the small bookshelf in the cafe and squatted on the ground, covering her face and shaking her shoulders.
Feng Yuan, who glanced at her from a distance, gritted his teeth: "..."
She turned back and continued chatting with the other party.
About ten seconds passed——
"Hahaha!!!"
The little girl suddenly sat on the ground, raised her head and laughed non-stop.
Maybe she was smiling too happily, and the guests nearby couldn't help laughing after seeing her, although they didn't know what the little girl was laughing about.
Just when Feng Shiyan was laughing so hard that she couldn't get up, her body became light.
"Feng Shiyan, shut up!"
Feng Yuan didn't know how to say goodbye to the other party, but he hugged Feng Shiyan and got into the car.
When the car started, Feng Shiyan was still laughing.
"What's so funny!" Feng Yuan roared.
Feng Shiyan quickly stopped smiling, tilted her head and looked at her aunt very seriously, "Auntie, have you learned any invincible skills?"
"Ah?" Feng Wan was confused.
The little girl was very curious, "When I heard you praising yourself like that, I felt that your expression, auntie, seemed like you almost believed it."
"Is that a compliment? That's a fact. I got up not too late, and I also cook." Feng Wan argued.
Feng Shiyan tried hard to remember and squinted her eyes: "I remember that there was a period of time not long ago. We obviously lived in the same house, but we didn't see each other for a week. Auntie, you can't lie like this."
"Look at how pitiful that uncle is but still single at such an old age, and you still lied to him."