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363 Promise me not to eat people

Leif's eyes exuded a faint light, and he imitated the sound of a human sighing as he held the basket steadily.

It said earnestly: "No matter what happens in the future, you must promise me not to eat humans."

Feng Wan's temple suddenly jumped: "..."

The table was full of food bags, and her mouth was stuffed. They were enough to feed two children for two or three days.

"Dong——"

Feng Wan suddenly knocked his head on the table and remained motionless.

Leif was stunned, rolled his wheels over, and tilted his head up and down to look at her.

Listening to the mechanical sound of the machine twisting in his ears, Feng Wan did not react.

Leif walked around the dining table and asked, "Did you die?"

Feng Wan didn't respond, and his breathing seemed weak.

Leif's eyes were bright, and his iron hands rushed to touch her mobile phone on the table.

"What are you doing?"

Feng Wan suddenly blocked his hand.

Leif was quiet for a long time, and his tone turned out to be a little pleasant, "I'm going to make a call."

"to whom?"

"Funeral company."

Feng Wan: "..."

A burst of laughter came from Leif's loudspeaker: "I will tell them the exact size. After all, with your body shape, it really needs special customization, otherwise even if you turn into a ghost, you will easily get stuck in it and be unable to get out."

"You seem happy that I'm dead?" Feng Yuan stood up with a sinister smile on his face.

But Laifu couldn't feel it, and his tone was full of joy: "Of course. In this way, I can clean one less room, cook half a pot of rice, and your family of four can't eat it alone.

There are many.”

"Click!"

Feng Yuan's white and fat hands suddenly grabbed Laifu's iron neck, "I'll strangle you to death!!!"

Leif: "..."

"Should I remind you that I don't need to breathe?"

Feng Wan's anger suddenly stopped: "..."

The next second, she swung the stool behind her, aimed it at Leif's head, and smashed it!

After being together for many years, Laifu has memorized all her tricks and can hide quickly.

Listening to the ping-pong-pong sound over there, the family of four in the living room didn't even look at them.

Take it for granted.

On the contrary, I felt strange when I didn't hear this movement for two days.

"clang--"

"boom--"

"Dangdang——"

There was a sound of an iron lump falling from somewhere, which alarmed the family of four.

Ye Lai was the first to stand up and look for it.

At the end of the corridor on the first floor, Feng Yuan was seen sitting on the ground, staring blankly at Laifu, whose eyes were no longer shining.

Leif's entire fuselage lay on the ground, motionless.

"What's going on?" Ye Lai came over in a few steps but didn't dare to touch Lai Fu.

Feng Yuan raised his head, his eyes full of horror, "I accidentally fell down and sat on it, and it fell halfway down the stairs..."

Seeing that Ye Lai didn't say anything, Feng Wan quickly said: "It's just two steps. They're made of iron, so they won't fall to death, right?!"

Feng Yan also came over, looking a little confused at this scene.

When Ye Lai squatted down, he gently pressed the power button of Lefu's peripheral, but there was still no response.

A pair of children followed closely behind. After listening to Feng Wan talking incoherently for a long time, they understood the general story.

Feng Shiyan squatted next to Uncle Laifu, looked at him for a long time, raised his head and asked, "Auntie, did you sit on Uncle Laifu's head?"

Feng Yuan took a deep breath: "..."

"I can't even sit on its head..."

Feng Shiyan suddenly cracked off Uncle Laifu's mechanical head, "Look."

I saw a dent in Leif's head.

Feng Wan's face turned blue.

Ye Lai squatted there and checked Lefu, "It's okay, it's just that the battery fell out."

Feng Yan brought the tools and Ye Lai reinstalled Laifu's battery.

Before the casing was screwed on, Leif's eyes lit up.

Feng Wan immediately breathed a sigh of relief and was extremely excited: "Leifu, are you okay?"

After it was installed, Leif straightened up on the spot and shook his limbs and head from side to side.

"Very good, I'm fine." it replied.

Feng Wan almost cried and hugged it quickly, "It's great!"

"Ding dong——"

Doorbell rang.

Rifle rolled the wheel to open the door.

Outside the door, Qingchuan was leaning on the doorframe, waiting there in a dazed manner.

When the door opened, he was about to carry his things in when he noticed something and suddenly froze.

After scanning his face and confirming that he was an acquaintance, Leif swiped back and said, "Please come in."

Qingchuan entered the door in shock. After Laifu closed the door, he asked: "What's wrong with your head?"

Hearing this, Leif raised his right robotic arm and touched his head.

Qingchuan held its iron hand and moved it to a new position.

There is a hole there and the paint has chipped off a bit.

After touching the depression, Leif put down the robotic arm and replied calmly: "It's okay, Feng Yuan just collapsed when I sat on it."

Qingchuan: "..."

His eyes widened inch by inch, "Baby, you are made of iron, can she collapse?! How many tons does she weigh?!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Qingchuan felt a gloomy air flow from behind him and turned his head stiffly.

Feng Wan was seen standing not far away, staring at him expressionlessly.

Qingchuan immediately showed a flattering smile, "Hi! How are you, Your Highness, Princess!"

Leif twisted his head, "Your Highness, the princess, who can make a robot's head collapse?"

Qingchuan smiled dryly and slapped it secretly with his arm, but he forgot that it was a robot. The knock made him take a breath and rub his arm vigorously.

"elder brother."

Ye Lai heard his voice, "What are you doing standing here? Come in and sit down."

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living room.

Qingchuan looked at the woman walking around with a ghost over there. He lowered his voice and asked, "Xiao Ye Lai, are you, my sister-in-law, too old to get married? Are you depressed?"

"Maybe?" Ye Lai didn't know either.

"Then people who are depressed often lose weight, how can she still..." Qingchuan coughed.

"Back to business." Qingchuan took something out of his bag, "The number those two people contacted last time was from abroad. I asked Jin Yang to check it. It is an experimental base specializing in cloning technology."

"Cloning technology?" Feng Yan first took the file and looked through it.

Qingchuan suspected: "I think they probably want to take these two children, go back to do research, and then clone them."

"They are not AI, so what's the use of cloning?" Ye Lai didn't understand.

"Then I don't know." Qingchuan didn't know the specifics. "The main reason is that your reputation is too loud, and your children are of great research value."

Ye Lai smiled, "Is this the reason why you have been single?"

"Both of your children have been targeted, and you are still in the mood to tease me?" Qingchuan glared at her.

Ye Lai's eyes were indifferent, "What can I do? As my child, you have to bear such pressure."

"What pressure?" Feng Shiyan suddenly appeared behind them.

Without waiting for Ye Lai to explain to her, Feng Shiyan glanced at the sunken spot on Laifu's head and said quietly: "Any pressure is good, as long as it's not... this kind of 'pressure' from my aunt."

Lefu tremblingly touched the pit on his head again...


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