These words almost made Qingchuan spit out his food. He patted his chest: "I can't compare with your father, but I'm not poor either. But no matter how rich you are, you can't afford your aunt to eat like this. Look at your aunt.
All the food we eat is delicacies from the mountains and seas, and only your father can afford it."
After saying this, he seemed to have discovered some new world, "Your aunt hasn't gotten married in these years, is it because she is so delicious?"
"What kind does uncle like?" Feng Shiyan bit the egg into her mouth.
Mentioning this, Qingchuan thought while chewing, "First of all, lose weight."
"boom."
Feng Wan came back from pouring the water and put the water glass on the table with a bang.
Qingchuan ignored her and continued: "Taller. As for looks, that's about right. Of course, the most important thing is to be gentle."
"Then the requirements are not high, why are you still single?" Feng Shiyan was curious.
"Lulu, you don't understand. Sometimes it's not what you think. Fate is a more magical thing, more magical than the human species. For example, your father, your father probably never thought that he would marry someone until he died.
It is not a human species." Qingchuan Nunu mouthed.
Hearing this, Feng Shiyan and Feng Sicheng nodded in unison, feeling that what they said made sense.
Feng Shiyan followed the metaphor: "For example, I didn't expect that I would talk to someone who is not a human being."
Qingchuan: "..."
"I'm not talking about your uncle, I'm talking about him." Feng Shiyan pointed at Laifu who was holding a plate behind him.
Leif's eyes flickered, as if he were crying, "Am I not your favorite uncle again?"
"Yes." Feng Shiyan nodded, then realized, "My uncles and uncles don't seem to be human."
Two people who are not human: "..."
Qingchuan disagreed: "No, uncle is still half a human, but he is definitely not a human."
Leif retorted: "What is the essential difference between you and me?"
"The difference is huge." Qingchuan snorted.
Leif also imitated him and hummed: "You and I are the same height, both have chips, and we both need to replace the battery."
Hearing this, Qingchuan was so proud that he said: "I can give birth to children."
"You don't even have a girlfriend, but you still fantasize about having children? Do you think you are a shrimp? Just throw the seeds away?" Leif spoke faster and faster.
Qingchuan leaned back on the seat, "I can enjoy the wonderful feeling of the most primitive sports, can you?"
He added: "I can taste all the delicacies in the world, can you?"
Leif's display showed no fluctuation, "I can't get sick, can you?"
It paused: "I can still live forever, can you?"
Qingchuan: "..."
After a while, he gave a thumbs up, willing to admit defeat, and said to his niece: "Okay, your uncle is a human being."
Leif: "I'm not human."
Qingchuan frowned and clicked his tongue: "How do you define your species?"
"Is it necessary for you to decide?" Leif's voice had no fluctuation.
"puff--"
Feng Wan, who had been watching the battle, suddenly laughed out loud and raised his head: "Hahaha! Hahahaha!"
Laifu and Qingchuan both looked at her.
"Why are you laughing?" Qingchuan was dissatisfied.
"Hurry up and criticize you." Laifu was also very dissatisfied.
Feng Wan's breath got stuck in his throat, and his laughter stopped abruptly.
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Breakfast is over.
Qingchuan was responsible for driving and taking the two little cuties out to play.
Leif followed suitably and got into the car and took the passenger seat.
"Are you following too?" Qingchuan was confused.
Leif looked forward, "Why can't I?"
"That won't sit down."
"This is a five-seater car." Leif reminded him.
Qingchuan pointed at Feng Wan, who had just walked out of the door and was about to come over, "She can support you three."
Half a minute later.
Qingchuan clearly felt that his car had sunk a lot.
Let's estimate that Feng Yuan and Laifu must weigh at least 500 kilograms.
"Where do you want to play?"
After the car drove out of the villa area, Qingchuan asked the two cuties behind him.
Feng Sicheng had no objection, "Listen to it."
"Let's talk about it then."
Feng Shiyan raised her eyelids and reported the street and house number.
Qingchuan had no doubt that he was there, so he entered the navigation and set off.
After driving for a while, he sighed: "Sister, just think that my brother feels sorry for you and you should lose weight."
Feng Wan turned his head faintly: "What did I do to you?"
"Can you really not hear me?" Qingchuan pointed to his feet, "My chassis seems to be worn out..."
Feng Wan: "..."
One minute later.
Feng Yuan and Feng Shiyan exchanged places. She stared eerily at Qingchuan who was driving directly in front, grinding her teeth as if she wanted to tear him apart and eat him.
"Hey!"
As a result, Qingchuan laughed while driving, "Lulu, how do you feel?"
Feng Shiyan nodded: "Yes, I seem to be riding a trolley."
"right?"
Feng Wan and Laifu were both sitting in the back half of the car. He felt like he was floating!!!
"Why are you so busy!" Feng Yuan suddenly shouted.
Qingchuan turned his head and said, "Miss, this is not what I said."
"What kind of crappy car are you talking about?"
"Of course your brother's car is good. It's several tons. It can hold you two. How can my little old car hold it?"
"what do you want?"
Qingchuan immediately said: "You come and drive."
Feng Yuan took a deep breath: "If you just wanted me to drive, wouldn't you have just said no?"
"Come quickly."
Qingchuan got out of the car and waited for her. When Feng Wan got into the driver's seat, Qingchuan got into the back seat and pulled Feng Shiyan over from the passenger seat.
"Well, I'll make do with it this way." He nodded.
Feng Yuan stepped on the accelerator and rushed out!
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Half an hour later.
When several people stood in front of a door, they were all a little messy in the wind.
Only then did Feng Wan react: "Is this the place Feng Shiyan chose to play?"
"Yes, my aunt is so smart." Feng Shiyan had already entered the temple with her little hands behind her back.
"What fun is there in coming here?" Qingchuan was helpless.
Feng Shiyan, who was walking at the front, walked away silently. After leading them for a long time, they finally stopped.
The little man stood still and looked up at the two people: "My father asked me to care for my elders. Seeking marriage here is very effective. This is the only thing I can do as a young person."
Qingchuan and Feng Yuan: "..."
"Just..." Qingchuan squatted down and picked up the bamboo tube, "Just shake a lot?"
"yes."
Qingchuan curled his lips, but he did not disrespect his niece and shook the bamboo tube casually.
Snap!
One sign fell out.
Qingchuan couldn't understand it, Feng Shiyan and Feng Sicheng couldn't understand it even more, so they waited for a while to interpret the signature.
The three of them stepped back to make way for the single lady.
Feng Yuan felt angry at this moment, so he grabbed the bamboo tube and shook it violently!
The trio of uncles and nephews in the back looked solemn.
Lefu slid over quietly: "It seems that her desire for marriage has reached the point of madness. Otherwise, you can make do with it."
Qingchuan immediately looked at it: "Why don't you just give in?"
Leif touched the dent that was still left on his skull with his arm, "Me? Then I guess what you will see in a year's time will be an iron piece."
"She could be beaten into a dent by iron, but I am a human body!" Qingchuan patted his butt.
A blinking motion appeared on the screen of Laifu: "She knows that murder is illegal, but selling scrap metal is not."