Chapter 37 On How To Make A Stupid Human Fall In Love With Me
What kind of mud is in this woman’s head?!
"Don't you even read the instructions for use? Have you ever seen any medicine that you don't need to eat or drink? Height-increasing medicine! That's medicine! You have to take it! It's not for you to put under your feet!" Feng Yuan roared.
Ye Lai looked at the medicine in his palm, "It doesn't have instructions, and isn't the plaster meant to be applied without eating or drinking?"
"...Okay!" Feng Wan gave a thumbs up and turned to leave.
Before leaving, he yelled: "You are just a second-rate person!"
She is too lazy to break the rules with her!
Ye Lai didn't pay attention to Feng Wan's comments. In her eyes, they were second-rate talents!
Putting the height-increasing medicine aside, Ye Lai picked up his phone and scrolled through WeChat.
When she went out this morning, she and Feng Yan added WeChat friends, but after waiting for so long, there was no news from this man.
Tsk.
Ye Lai opened the dialog box and typed slowly.
[Are you afraid that I can’t read? That’s why you don’t send me messages? 】
Feng Yan, who was busy communicating with other chip manufacturers, glanced at the new news.
He pursed his lips slightly and ignored it.
After waiting and waiting for a reply, Ye Lai turned on the computer, took out a blank notebook that could be used in the office, and began to prepare to write information and prepare battle strategies.
Jiang Yi threatened her on the phone to change her!
How can this be done?!
It seems that if we don’t work hard, it won’t work.
Ye Lai was extremely serious, staring at the screen with eyes that showed sudden enlightenment from time to time, and occasionally changed to eyes that revealed a treasure, and sometimes it was as if he was reading a complicated and difficult scripture.
Nearly two hours later, Ye Lai looked at the two-page battle plan he had written and nodded with satisfaction.
Following the control of her thoughts, the chip fully activated her coquettish and coquettish skills in the next moment.
Just waste electricity, it's better than losing your life.
After finishing his busy work, Ye AI still didn't wait for the stupid human's reply.
She thought hard for a long time and then started poking at the screen.
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"Cough cough cough!"
Feng Yan, who had just finished his work, took off his glasses and pinched his brows, then picked up his phone to reply to that little fool's WeChat message.
Just as he tapped the screen with his fingertips, he received another message from the owner of the dialog box.
Ye Lai: [Can I guess that you may have a terminal illness and don’t want to drag me down, so you don’t reply to me? 】
The next second, Feng Yan quickly clicked on the upper right corner, and after a few operations, he returned to the dialog box.
The original word "Ye Lai" turned into three words -
Night fool.
Well, this is his exclusive note to Ye Lai.
Feng Yan: [No time, busy, on a business trip.]
After Ye Lai from the Finance Department saw the news, he rushed to the top at almost the speed of light.
On a business trip again?
Human society is too complex, and temptations are everywhere.
Ye Lai's time is extremely tight now, and he must not let Feng Yan, a human being, leave him for too long.
She called Qingchuan as she ran upstairs. She knew that Qingchuan, this amazing AI, had a lot of romantic debts in human society. It once became a common topic of conversation in their AI base after dinner.
"Eh? Why did Xiaoye Lai think of calling me if she wasn't doing her mission?" Qingchuan's laughing voice sounded.
Ye Lai pressed the elevator button, "I want to ask, how can I make a human male fall in love with me?"
Qingchuan was obviously stunned, "You ask me?"
"Yes, you are the most experienced." Ye Lai entered the elevator.
"...Good sister, brother, I have never let a man fall in love with me. I really have no experience in this."
"However, since they are all human beings, it is almost the same. Human beings all have seven emotions and six desires. To pursue human beings, you must grasp their desires. Some come from the soul, some come from material, and some come from the spiritual world. Understand
Don’t you understand?” Qingchuan talked eloquently.
"don't know."
Qingchuan: "..."
It’s a fucking long story about feelings!
"Just say you chase men and women."
"Man." Ye Lai said.
"Seduction, plus sweet words, and if it doesn't work, the overlord will take advantage of you, do you understand? No man can withstand this, believe me, Xiaoye Lai, but why do you suddenly ask..."
Before Qingchuan could finish speaking, the call was hung up.
It was because Ye Lai happened to open the elevator door and blocked Feng Yan who was about to leave.
"Where are you going? Take me with you!" Ye Lai stared at him.
For some reason, when Feng Yan saw her again now, he always had the illusion that Ye Lai had turned into a hungry wolf, especially those eyes that seemed to be green when they looked at him.
He was wearing a black and blue short-sleeved shirt, pure black trousers, and spotless leather shoes. Just walking there, he looked like the most noble son in the world.
Of course, this has to ignore the unruly and passionate glint in his eyes, as if impatient: "Why are you acting like a deadbeat?"
Feng Yan did not have much patience. In the past, a woman like Ye Lai who was close to him would have been thrown out by him long ago.
Ye Lai suddenly leaned over. The skirt she was wearing today was different from the tight-fitting ones in the past. It was extremely hot, and she felt sexy just by looking at it.
"I'll accompany you to save you, a stupid human being, from being captured by others."
Feng Yan's eyebrows twitched, "I'm going to talk about cooperation. I don't need you. I'll just keep your accounts."
Ye Lai pointed to his mouth and said, "Okay, I can also speak."
The elevator door opened, and Feng Yan walked in first. He curled his lips at Ye Lai and said, "Just your mouth and asking you to negotiate, I guess I can register for bankruptcy tomorrow."
As the last word fell, the elevator door closed, and Ye Lai was also blocked from the door.
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PARKING LOT.
Feng Yan frowned, exuding an indifferent temperament, followed by several bodyguards and senior executives.
The driver opened the car door for him first, and the man took a few long steps and got into the car.
Feng Yan leaned back out of habit, but when he squinted, he noticed a face and his pupils shrank suddenly.
"Hi!"
Ye Lai was showing his white and neat teeth, smiling and waving to him.
Feng Yan took a deep breath, "How...how did you get up here?"
"Open the door and come up." Ye Lai said.
"I mean you didn't take the elevator."
Ye Lai disagreed, lowered his head and started to buckle his seat belt, "Oh, I jumped down from the building."
Feng Yan twitched the corners of his mouth, feeling quite helpless: "... Ye Lai, I'm here to discuss cooperation, so don't make trouble."
"I won't disturb you."
"If you go, I will have to worry about you." His voice was deep, "Besides, what's the use of you going? Can you make me feel comfortable, or can you help the company win over partners?"
She was so angry at his ability!
"I can." Ye Lai said confidently.
Feng Yan was choked by her confidence.
He impatiently called the sales manager behind him to come over, and then said to Ye Lai: "He is now acting as a customer, and you are the salesman. I only give you one minute to successfully sell this car to him.
When the time is up, if he is still unwilling to buy, you should get off the car immediately, do you understand?"