Feng Yuan's eyes widened: "Brother, do you recognize Jiang Xiaomao as your brother?"
"Who said anything about him?" Feng Yan raised his chin towards the bodyguard, "I said about him."
Feng Wan's sight reflected Qingchuan's back, and her heart skipped an inexplicable jump.
"What does sister-in-law have to do with him?" She didn't even understand what her brother was talking about.
"What's going on between you and Qingchuan? If you fall in love with him and I change my tune like Ye Lai, I'll call you sister-in-law."
Feng Yan's big hand suddenly pinched the back of Feng Wan's neck and applied a little force, "I didn't expect you to be so rebellious? You don't want to be a little girl, but a big sister-in-law, right?"
"No, no, no..." Feng Wan quickly begged for mercy, "It hurts, it hurts... I don't have it!"
Qingchuan over there heard the noise and turned around. When he saw that it was Feng Yan pinching Feng Wan, he looked away again.
"Still saying no? Then why did he look back at me when he heard you shouting?" Feng Yan gritted his teeth.
Feng Yuan shrank his neck and endured the pain: "Brother... even if you heard a dog barking while walking, you would subconsciously take a look, right? This is normal. What nonsense are you talking about?"
The two brothers and sisters have obviously forgotten how outstanding the capabilities of AI's various organs are, especially vision and hearing.
Qingchuan's eyes moved over there.
"What am I asking you? What's going on between you and Qingchuan?" Feng Yan said as quietly as possible.
"It's okay! I just beat him every day!" Feng Yuan was about to cry but had no tears, "Brother, you are going to pinch me to death."
"Why don't I strangle you to death? You actually want to find an AI as your girlfriend?" Feng Yan's eyes were unkind.
Feng Yuan's expression suddenly changed: "What's wrong with AI? What's wrong with AI? Isn't my sister-in-law also an AI? My two nieces and nephews are about to become AI! In what era are you actually racist?!"
Feng Yan sneered: "This is not the time for you to look down on your sister-in-law and dislike Laifu, right?"
Feeling his elder brother's strength getting stronger and stronger, Feng Yuan felt that his neck was about to break, "I was wrong, I was wrong, what you doubt is nothing!"
At the same time, the bodyguards were so frightened that they all looked to the left.
Qingchuan threw the stone down, stood up and walked outside the yard.
There, several bodyguards lowered their heads and looked at the stone on the ground, which was actually broken into several pieces by someone's bare hands...
They feel that whether they are here or not actually... doesn't seem to have much effect?
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Qingchuan walked leisurely on the country road.
suddenly--
【The sweet taste of lost love.】
Qingchuan turned to look at Heizi who was following him, "Why are you following me?"
Heizi passed by him without looking sideways: [I went to find the bitch, and I didn’t follow you.]
Qingchuan: "..."
"What did you just say? What about the sweetness of lost love?" He followed Heizi's footsteps.
The sunspot in front walked around, sniffing occasionally, and then raised a leg to leave its urine on a corner, just like an animal marking its territory.
Qingchuan suddenly laughed, "Hey, I used to be very curious when I watched the animal world. You guys, you mark your territory when you have something to do. Do you have so much urine? I see that you haven't drank much water this day."
After he finished speaking, about five seconds passed, and his words were probably being read by Heizi's chip.
So, Heizi turned back almost without warning, and bared his fangs again. This time he looked more fierce than usual.
Qingchuan was frightened by it: "What are you doing?"
In the network area——
Heizi: [Don’t use your ignorance to provoke my canine teeth, they can bite your balls into pieces.]
Hearing this, Qingchuan felt a pain in his crotch for no apparent reason.
Heizi stopped paying attention to him and turned around to leave. Qingchuan followed him out of boredom.
After a while, he squatted on the roadside, holding a piece of foxtail grass in his hand, and looked at the two dogs lying together not far away.
In the network area——
Qingchuan asked: [Your girlfriend?]
Heizi: [Humans should be called, Wife.]
Qingchuan held his forehead: "..."
These days, dogs have wives?
After a moment, Heizi said again: "In this village, half are my wives and the other half are my descendants."
In the distance, Heizi was looking at him proudly, as if to say: Look at my great victory.
Qingchuan sighed, feeling inexplicably irritable, and got up and headed back the way he came.
Watching the man silently walk into the night, Heizi stopped lying down and stood up to follow him, without even saying hello to his canine girlfriend.
The dog girlfriend still stood there looking at Heizi for a long time, then turned around and went home.
Qingchuan didn't bother to use brain waves to send a message: "Why did you come back with me?"
Heizi:【I'm going to the next one.】
Bai Qingchuan was moved and pinched the dog's tail grass directly.
"It's true that dogs can't speak human language." He sighed.
Heizi: [You can find something useful.]
Qingchuan sneered: "What can you compare with? Don't compete with me, that is your advantage."
【Bi, guide the opposite sex.】
"Um???"
Immediately afterwards, he saw Heizi trotting, and there was a dog not far away. After the two dogs met, they sniffed each other, as if they were saying hello.
Qingchuan witnessed with his own eyes that the hair on Heizi's body stood on end and his body was straight, making him look very powerful.
Then the tail of the dog opposite was wagging more and more happily.
Along the way, Heizi raised his hair, bared his teeth, growled, and stretched his legs, showing off his advantages to the fullest.
Even Qingchuan had to say: This dog is so beautiful.
Heizi: [It’s useless whether you praise me or not, I don’t like people.]
Qingchuan choked: "..."
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When Qingchuan came back, the family of four followed Wu Hang and were talking in the house, while Feng Yuan sat in the yard and stared at the moon.
Feng Wan was distracted, and his mind was filled with what his elder brother said at that time.
She and Qingchuan?
How could she have anything to do with Qingchuan?
What a joke!
There were people walking around in front of him, but Feng Wan didn't care and concentrated on thinking.
But I couldn't bear that person's speed becoming more and more frequent.
Feng Wan withdrew his attention and looked at Qingchuan not far away who was playing with his hair. He used water to hold his hair up until it stood up. Fortunately, his hair was not long and easy to hold.
After he finished catching, Qingchuan moved around on the spot twice, occasionally shaking his legs or coughing twice.
Feng Wan's eyes widened.
She was wondering if Qingchuan had been frightened by something when he went out just now.
He made himself look like a hedgehog, what on earth was he doing?
And that throat, which kept coughing, and sometimes made a strong bass sound, as if it was opening its throat?
Or is it like imitating a dog barking?
Feng Wan's IQ simply couldn't keep up with his behavior.
After a while, Qingchuan used brain waves to ask Heizi: "How is it?"
But I didn't receive a response for a long time.
He turned his head and looked at the ground to his left, and found that Heizi was looking at him with an idiot's look that humans could fully understand.
Kuroko:【……】
Heizi: [She is a human, not a bitch. If you smell her butt, she will call the police. So, what are you doing? 】