Maybe he has scolded Mr. Bai behind his back too much, but Heizi now uses hurtful words every time he comes out.
Heizi: What is this complex guy farting about?
Bai Jun replied: Be more civilized.
The 'Sun Wukong' suddenly looked at Heizi: "Do you think I can't hear you?"
Although he was a little surprised just now that a dog actually had a chip, in an environment with such advanced technology, he quickly accepted this fact.
Heizi Gou stiffened and his eyes widened!
Bai Jun originally wanted to touch its head, but at this time he couldn't move his arms, so he had to give up.
"Before you become an AI agent, stay with me for a period of time, which will be counted as a probation period." Bai Jun told him.
Sun Wukong had no objection and nodded, accepting it.
But Heizi just didn't have a good impression of this guy. Who asked him to arrest him?
Still staring at yourself and threatening yourself?!
In terms of age, he may not be older than me.
Sun Wukong, who had become a personal bodyguard that day, stood guard at the door. From the corner of his eye, he glanced at the dog beside him that was either itching or dragging its butt on the ground.
Sun Wukong frowned: "Do you have ADHD?"
Heizigou turned his head and replied in the network area: "Do you want you to take care of it?"
Sun Wukong narrowed his eyes: "You are a bit annoying to me."
"So much trouble!"
Heizi stood up and lay down directly opposite him, so that even if Sun Wukong didn't want to look at it, it would be within his sight range.
"Why do you have this name? I looked left and right, up and down, horizontally and vertically, but I don't think you look anything like Sun Wukong."
"Do you know Sun Wukong very well? Are you a roaring dog? If not, a dog, please shut up." The man's face was expressionless and his words were cold.
"Ah."
One person and one dog disliked each other. Heizi stood up and didn't know where to go.
"Crack!"
When a stone fell at his feet, Sun Wukong glanced at it from the corner of his eye.
Bai Jun in the office was controlling the computer with his voice. Then he saw the black dog with white hair squeeze in from outside the door, jump up on the table nimbly, hold a pen in the dog's mouth, and then
He turned around and jumped down.
Bai Jun's eyes were a bit speechless.
Sun Wukong, who was standing guard outside the door, ignored the dog and let it wander around without even looking at it.
Heizi held the pen in his mouth, wondering what he was doing around the stone he had brought back.
It wasn't until the paw pushed the stone little by little in front of Sun Wukong that he lowered his head and looked helplessly.
A relatively smooth stone was placed there, and there was a bit of confusion in his cold eyes.
Heizi spit out the pen in his mouth, "What is this?"
Sun Wukong couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and said in a harsh tone: "I don't want to talk to a dog, please stay away from me."
The reason why he is so unfriendly to it is because Heizi heard what Heizi just said about shit smelling!!!
He didn't kill it to eat its meat, all because he could keep his job and become a great AI agent!
Heizi's dog mouth suddenly opened, as if showing a smile??
It said: "This is your mother."
Sun Wukong: "..."
Creak!
The right hand behind his back gradually tightened, making clear sounds as if he was trying his best to endure it.
Heizi's claws pulled the stone and it turned over.
On the surface of the originally smooth stone, there was a crookedly printed... smiley face.
Heizi asked again: "What is this?"
The man had already gritted his teeth and his cheeks were bulging.
Heizi's dog head showed a strange smile again: "Your mother smiled."
"ah--"
An exclamation caused everyone in the corridor to turn their heads.
After Heizi said that, he turned around and ran away. Sun Wukong chased him very quickly. One man and one dog knocked down all the information in the hands of a staff member.
The dog is so fast when it runs on four legs, Sun Wukong is no different.
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five minutes later.
Bai Jun watched silently as a person and a dog ran past the door for the third time.
Disputes between one person and one dog are heard one after another in the network area.
"If you dare, stop it!"
"If you have the guts, don't pursue it!"
"An old dog with a weak mouth can run quite fast, huh?" Sun Wukong sarcastically said, but his feet did not slow down.
"What about Sun Wukong? Even a dog can't run away! Are you ashamed?"
"Code name! Do you understand what a code name is!"
"Since you all know it's a code name, why are you chasing me when I'm playing with a stone?" Heizi bared his teeth.
Sun Wukong was already out of breath, but it didn't stop him from running fast: "I'm going to beat you to death!"
After a while, there was a sound of something falling down in the corridor.
in the network area.
Bai Jun just wants to block it temporarily.
Heizi was screaming: "Pull out my hair?! Do you talk about martial ethics?!"
"You will never mention the fact that you bit my ass, right?" Sun Wukong gritted his teeth, as if venting his anger.
"Bang--"
When Heizi rushed in as if running for his life, Bai Jun subconsciously raised his head.
"Paji——"
Sun Wukong, who was chasing after him, suddenly stopped in his steps and stared straight in his eyes.
At this moment, he really wanted to quit.
Behind the desk.
Kuroko is wrapping his four legs around Bai Jun's... head.
Its abdomen is facing Mr. Bai's face.
If Sun Wukong saw it correctly, one of Heizi's organs should be...
"Do you think Ye Lai will be angry if I kill you?" Bai Jun tried his best to maintain his demeanor and gentleness.
There was a patch of hair on Heizi's back that was completely bald. He was shocked and slipped away.
When he raised his head, he saw Bai Jun's face that seemed to be smiling but not smiling.
very scary.
Heizi shook it off, but said confidently: "Get it clear, it was you who insisted on bringing me here!"
"I brought you here, but I didn't let you ride on my face."
Bai Jun just wants to take off his own face!!!
Sun Wukong had already quietly withdrawn from the battlefield.
In the office.
Heizi was wailing: "Bai Jun, you are a villain! I want to file a complaint with Ye Lai! Save the dog's life!!!"
Sun Wukong secretly glanced inside, and his mouth suddenly froze.
Mr. Bai just had Heizi tied to a round iron ring. The iron ring could stand upright and roll in place.
Heizi's four legs were tied open and the dog was howling.
Bai Jun sat down and looked at Heizi with a gentle smile: "Be content, I didn't skin you."
"You tortured the dog." Heizi accused him.
"Why did I torture you?"
"You tie me up!!!"
"You've never been tied up before?" Bai Jun chuckled.
Heizi ignored him and just kept whining and whining. In the end, it actually sounded like he was singing.
The tone seems to be...
"Only Mother is Good in the World"?
The Monkey King outside the door used the humming function of the software to identify it, and it turned out that it was indeed this song.