Chapter 431 I also want to be influenced by culture
Heizi was so anxious that Ye Lai would find out that the book was gone and find it, and that would be the end of it.
So when Heizi heard Sun Wukong's words, Heizi was slightly moved. He patted Sun Wukong with his dog paw: "Good brother, I'll treat you to something hot another day."
Sun Wukong, who is rarely kind-hearted, froze in action: "...What? What's hot?"
Heizi is still digging a hole, and he must dig deeper: "It's hot, fresh, and big!"
Sun Wukong almost wanted to stuff the sunspot into the pit and bury it, but he had a stiff face: "That's not necessary! I don't like eating that thing!"
Heizi's face was full of questions, but his claws did not stop digging: "You don't like meat buns?! Oh, you are really demanding and picky."
"Huh?" Sun Wukong was confused: "Aren't you talking about... shit?"
Heizi almost fell into the pit. He bared his teeth and said, "Who eats shit?! Whose good dog eats shit!!!"
"All good dogs eat shit." Sun Wukong said matter-of-factly.
"Then you really haven't seen any good dogs."
The hole was finally dug. After Heizi threw the damned book into it, he began to use his nose and two dog legs to pull away the soil and bury it.
While burying it in the pit, it said: "The good dogs in our village don't eat shit. And I'm the first AI dog. How can I be the same as ordinary dogs?!"
Sun Wukong sat on the ground, took out a ham sausage from his pocket, and prepared to eat some to replenish the salt lost through sweat.
As a result, Heizi was seen looking at him.
Its eyes seemed to say: selfish humans who don’t know how to share.
Sun Wukong explained: "Dogs cannot eat food that is too salty, as it will cause them to shed more."
"ha!"
Sun Wukong's eyes widened.
That sound was made by Heizi using his dog's mouth. It was a particularly sharp sound!
Its dog mouth actually raised toward its own body, and then asked extremely seriously: "Do you think I still have room to shed hair now?"
The corners of Sun Wukong's mouth kept twitching.
Too.
The dog's hair was shaved off by its owner, so Sun Wukong raised his hand.
"Snapped!"
Heizi felt his plump buttocks being slapped by a damn human being, and the sound was particularly clear and sweet.
It raised its head and stared expressionlessly at Sun Wukong who was taking action.
"This feels really good." Sun Wukong showed a rare smile, then broke off the ham sausage and gave half to Heizi.
Heizi held half of the ham sausage in his mouth and then looked back.
After eating a few mouthfuls, it said: "Please don't pat me randomly in the future."
"Does it hurt?" Sun Wukong looked at his palms: "I probably didn't use too much force."
"It's not about whether it hurts or not. The key is how can you slap someone else's butt at will?" Heizi glared at him.
Sun Wukong almost choked to death on the ham sausage, "No...you dog people still pay attention to this? Aren't you all shameless?"
"Who is shameless?!" Heizi bared his teeth and screamed wildly.
Sun Wukong, who was startled by its excited reaction, moved back and said, "You dog people always sniff the butts of each other. You can do whatever you want with your spouse anytime and anywhere in the streets. Isn't this called shameless?"
"That's a normal dog! Please don't put me in it! I'm not like that!"
"What are you like?" Sun Wukong narrowed his eyes and guessed in a low voice: "Did you bring your dog wife to the kang in the village? Or some firewood pile? Or some corner?"
"Are you curious about what this is for? Do you want me to teach you some tricks?" Heizi's eyes became sharp.
Sun Wukong: "..."
He was extremely speechless: "What's the use of teaching me whether or not you teach me? The body structures of humans and dogs are inherently different, so it won't be useful if you teach me. Besides, I'm not going to let a dog teach me that kind of thing."
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"From what I see, your face doesn't look like someone who just had a first kiss."
"You still know faces?" Sun Wukong was surprised.
Heizi lay down and bit into the ham sausage: "Your mouth is so weak, how could any human woman want to kiss it? It's almost enough to sew it up."
"You said that your hair has started to grow white, but you are still so angry. Are you not afraid of sudden death?" Sun Wukong sighed as he leaned against the root of the tree.
"What's the relationship between the two?" Heizi didn't seem to understand.
What does it have to do with whether one has white hair or not, and whether one is afraid of sudden death?
Sun Wukong sighed again. Sure enough, no matter how high a dog's IQ is, it can only be like that.
Maybe out of curiosity, maybe out of curiosity, he got closer to some of the sunspots.
In such a hot weather, they were blowing the hot wind and muttering non-stop.
"Hey, Brother Dog."
Heizi glanced at him arrogantly.
Sun Wukong asked in a low voice: "What kind of dog do you like?"
Hearing this question, Heizi didn't hesitate much: "The first choice is the one with the same color as me."
"Why? You just like Heimao'er?"
Heizi seemed to be frowning: "It's a good thing, but why does it feel weird when it comes out of your mouth?"
It thought to itself again: "Choose hair of the same color to prevent the color of the puppies from changing when they are born, followed by white, and finally dogs with calico."
"Don't you like dogs with different breeds? For example, poodles, dachshunds, corgis, and teddy dogs."
Heizi yawned lazily: "Will a poor boy marry Bai Fumei?"
Sun Wukong: "...Do you still understand this??"
"I have seen those dogs before. They are all extremely arrogant and think they are a breed. But in fact, their teeth are not as sharp as mine and are of no use at all."
"To be honest, I like German Shepherds. I once liked a particularly handsome German Shepherd." Heizi seemed to be lost in memories.
Sun Wukong became interested: "What then?"
"It's a pity that I can't accept someone taller than me."
Sun Wukong narrowed his eyes: "Are you sure that people don't like you? Look at you, you are so short. Standing next to the German Shepherd, you look a bit like his son."
Heizi almost broke his dog teeth, "If you are really curious about me, you can become a dog too. I will educate you for free and introduce you to some dog friends."
"That's not necessary."
"What about you?" Heizi asked, "What kind of woman do you like?"
"I?"
Sun Wukong seemed to be thinking very seriously, "Just don't bite."
Kuroko:"……"
"Do you really think that everyone is me? You can put anything in your mouth? I'm just willing to bite you if you don't mind."
"Kuroko."
Not far away, Mr. Bai appeared at some unknown time. He was staring at a book on the ground over there. He could tell who did it by looking at the paw prints in the book.
Heizi said calmly: "What's wrong?"
"Are you lying on my book?"
Heizi nodded: "I also want to be influenced by culture."
Sun Wukong answered at the right time: "But it was cultivated with its butt."