"Are you looking for shit?" Sun Xiao looked at it.
He had discovered that the dog seemed to be able to understand his own speech, and it would react accordingly every time he said something.
"The one named Sun, can you understand what it says?" Sun Xiao asked suspiciously.
Sun Wukong was holding the blanket where Heizi had slept, ready to wash it.
As he passed by, he nodded: "Yes."
Sun Xiao's heart stopped for a moment, and then he pointed upstairs: "Can Ye Lai do it too?"
He accidentally saw Ye Lai talking to himself in front of the dog.
"That's right." Sun Wukong admitted.
Sun Xiao took a breath and couldn't control the volume: "Then why can't I?"
He didn't know that Sun Wukong was an AI, and he didn't know that Heizi was also an AI!
So I felt amazing, surprised, unbelievable, and very angry.
Why can everyone do it but he can’t?!
"Is it because the handsome guy is isolated?" Sun Xiao muttered, holding his chin.
The corners of Sun Wukong's mouth twitched: "That's because it looks down on you, so it doesn't want you to understand what it's saying."
Watching Sun Wukong enter the laundry room holding a blanket, Sun Xiao gritted his teeth and clenched his fists, so as not to chase after him and kick him.
However, when he turned around, he was shocked by the scene in front of him and screamed at the top of his lungs——
"ah!!!"
Feng Yan quickly followed the voice and kicked Sun Xiao in the butt!
You can tell how strong it is by hearing the sound of landing.
"What's your name this morning? My wife hasn't woken up yet. If you wake her up, I'll pull out all your hair follicles!"
Sun Xiao covered his painful nose, "Brother!! Look at this dog! It actually peed on my trouser leg!"
Heizi looked calm, as if he was particularly satisfied with his actions.
Feng Yan knew that Heizi was an AI, so he didn't blame him. He just reminded: "It's okay to pee on his pants, but not elsewhere. Ye Lai is pregnant, so you must pay special attention to the hygiene of the environment where you live. Can you understand?"
"
Heizi's dog eyes almost popped out of their sockets. He jumped excitedly on the spot several times, his tail wagging like a rattle, barked a few times, and then he ran upstairs.
"Ye Lai! Ye Lai!"
Ye Lai had just woken up and was woken up by Sun Xiao's shout.
She sat up and looked at Heizi, whose paws were spread out beside the bed. His tail was wagging very enthusiastically.
"Are you pregnant?" Heizi stared at her belly closely: "Are you really pregnant?"
"Yeah." Ye Lai rubbed his eyes.
Heizi jumped up to a height of more than one meter, jumping all over the ground with excitement.
...If she wasn't so sure that she had a serious human body, she would have almost thought she was a dog.
And Heizi is so happy for his own kind.
"Then can I wait until this child is born and look like a little baby about the same age as me?" Heizi said excitedly.
Ye Lai got out of bed: "If nothing else, it's like this."
Heizi was immersed in this joy all day long.
In his dog's mind, he dreamed that when Ye Lai's child was born, he would reluctantly teach the baby how to swim like a dog paddle and how to hide food.
It has so much to teach!
I feel excited just thinking about it.
So when Feng Yan was preparing clothes for the birth of his future child in advance, Heizi also joined in.
Feng Yan couldn't understand its words, but he could understand its claws.
For example, he was going to order the water pink one on the left, but Heizi patted the sky blue one in the lower right corner with his paw.
The style of the baby bottle was also different from that of Heizi.
I don't know why, but Heizi's claws are always much faster than him.
Heizi sneered: "Human beings can never compare with animals in terms of body function and speed."
Ye Lai on the side translated this sentence for it.
Feng Yan said: "Actually, I don't think it should be. As the masters of the earth, human beings have very weak abilities."
Heizi retorted: "Because you are all masters, you can do many things that animals cannot do, especially you can dominate the lives of animals. Why are you so greedy? What if I gave you another body as flexible and strong as an animal?"
, then basically all the animals in this world will become extinct soon.”
"You slander humanity."
Heizi barked: "Let me tell you, sometimes some people, under the guise of so-called protection, actually trap certain animals in a world. Because they cannot defeat them and are afraid of their complete extinction, they lock them up.
Somewhere for you to enjoy and play. You humans are the most disgusting."
"Just tell me, why is this a personal attack?" Feng Yan clicked his tongue.
"Personal attack?" Heizi rushed to him, pretended to bite him, and then bared his teeth: "I hurt your body directly, so that's called a personal attack."
"Can you learn more about human culture?"
The light in Heizi's eyes dimmed a little: "For animals, only when it actually hurts us is it called a personal attack. You scold me, yin and yang me, bully me, throw dirty water on me, etc., it is meaningless to us.
So tell me, you humans are hypocritical. You do all kinds of things all day long, you can’t even eat, and you’re still depressed.”
Therefore, many people often compare people with realist ideas to animals.
But for animals, life and death, whether there is food or not, and whether they are injured are the most important.
It doesn't matter whether your hair is shiny or not, whether you have friends around you, or whether your fellow humans treat you well or not.
For example, the prairie lioness, as long as the cub is still alive, even if it is lame and injured, they will not feel sad.
But human beings are not. The elders of human beings hope that the younger generations will do well wherever they go.
"Human beings want so much. They occupy the territory of animals and lead their life and death, but they still daydream about having the strong bodies of animals. Go ahead and daydream! The Creator is fair!"
Hearing these words, Ye Lai was stunned, "What books have you read in the past few years?"
At this time, Sun Wukong appeared out of nowhere and held up a philosophy book with many traces of dog chews.
"Look at this."
Everyone: "..."
Sun Xiao, who had been watching for a long time, only felt it was magical.
"Cousin, why can't I understand what it's barking at?"
Feng Yan was speechless after being attacked by a dog. When Sun Xiao opened his mouth, his emotions turned directly towards him, "Because you have no hair."
"...I have it now!" Sun Xiao couldn't believe it: "Are you still discriminating against hairless people?! Then you should also discriminate against Siamese cats first. No matter what, it won't be my turn!"
The doorbell rang for a long time, and Feng Yan urged him: "Hurry up and sign for the express delivery."
Sun Xiao curled his lips and went to the door to sign for the express delivery.
When the other party looked at his head, the courier took the package back and confirmed again and again: "The person who placed the order is only in his thirties this year. You must be in your forties, right? You need to sign for it in person. Don't lie to me."