"When I return to the village where the white wine is newly ripe, the yellow chickens are pecking at the millet, which is getting fat in winter. I call the children to cook the chickens and drink the white wine, and the children are laughing and holding people's clothes.
Sing loudly to get drunk and masturbate, dance to win the glory of the setting sun.
It is not early to persuade people to endure hardships, and ride long distances on horseback with a whip. The fools in the house underestimated the ministers, and I left home and went west to Qin. I went out laughing with my head to the sky, how can we be the people of Penghao?"
Zhang San borrowed Li Bai's "Nanling Farewell Children Entering the Capital" and changed a few words in it. After reciting the poem, Zhang San smiled up to the sky and went out.
Zhang Fu saw that his lordship's poem had silenced everyone present, and he happily followed Zhang San and left.
After Zhang San left, everyone recovered from the shock. They all looked at each other in amazement, thought about it carefully, and gritted their teeth in anger.
Just because of the sentence "The fool in the house buys his ministers lightly", especially the last sentence "How can I be a Penghao man" made everyone extremely angry.
"Asshole...damn it!" The most angry person in the room was Zheng Shicai. Zhang Sanyi's poem disrupted all his wishful thinking, and even used the poem to scold everyone. If it spread, wouldn't he become a Joke.
Especially when I deliberately asked Zhang San to stand outside the door before, and was ridiculed by everyone after he came in. If this poem goes with it, then...
Thinking of this, Zheng Shicai swept the wine glasses and dishes off the table. He didn't expect to lose so miserably in their first confrontation.
Zhang San didn't care what those people's reactions were, but the bad breath in his heart was coming out anyway, "I'm going to treat you like a tooth for a tooth, an eye for an eye, huh!" Zhang San sped up and walked out of Zheng's Manor, letting Zhang Fu drive. The carriage rushed to Zhangjiacun.
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The scenes that took place in Zheng's manor have now reached Li Shimin's ears. After listening to Xu Huang's vivid description, Li Shimin laughed and said: "What a Zhang San, how can I be a Penghao person like this?" What a wonderful poem!”
Li Shimin asked him to copy the poem and read it carefully. He laughed from ear to ear again.
"Let's make arrangements to tell everything about what happened in Zheng's manor today. In addition, this month's publication will also include the key points of this poem."
Li Shimin picked up the poem, looked at it carefully, and then told Xu Huang.
As Li Shimin deliberately added fuel to the flames, what happened in the Zheng Manor today was also known to the people of Chang'an.
"His second brother, have you heard? That County Uncle Zhang wrote a poem again today!"
"Which Mr. Zhang?"
"Who else is Mr. Zhang from Wannian County? Don't you know? It is said that today the eldest son of the Zheng family invited Mr. Zhang to attend a poetry festival. However, the Zheng family looked down on Mr. Zhang, who was born in Baiding, and deliberately made things difficult for him. , then guess what?”
"What's wrong? Tell me quickly!"
"Don't worry, listen to me slowly..."
"Tsk tsk, this county uncle is so talented! His courage is also commendable. Hehe, the Zheng family is a famous family. This is so embarrassing!"
"That's right, hush! There are a lot of people here, so be careful if someone overhears you. We can't afford to offend the Zheng family."
The same scene was staged in the streets and alleys of Chang'an at the same time. Zheng Shicai, who was walking on the streets of Chang'an, had a gloomy look on his face and walked home without taking a car.
"Tell me, Zheng Shide took advantage of his family background and acted recklessly in Chang'an. He got this name in vain. It is simply immoral."
"This is a good name for their brothers. The eldest brother Zheng Shicai is also a talentless person in my opinion..."
Zheng Shide suddenly became angry when he heard the two pedestrians in front of him talking about his and his eldest brother's names and scolding himself for being immoral and his eldest brother for being untalented.
"You two Qiu Ba, if you dare to talk about our Zheng family behind our backs, you're looking for death. Get beaten up by me!" Zheng Shide waved his hand, and several servants rushed up, punching and kicking the two people.
When the onlookers heard that it was the Zheng family, and some recognized that the arrogant and domineering young man was the notorious Zheng Shide, they immediately started talking in low voices, but no one dared to step forward to start a fight.
"Have mercy on me, I don't dare to do that anymore, ah!"
The two were beaten and rolled around on the ground, covered with bruises.
"Forget it, just teach me a lesson, don't cause trouble!" Zheng Shicai frowned slightly, and was very dissatisfied with Zheng Shide beating people in the street, especially at this juncture, but those two people were indeed hateful, and they actually arranged for themselves, so before
He didn't stop him, but when he saw more and more people watching, he quickly told them to stop.
"Bah, you two farmhouse men, if you dare to talk about our Zheng family behind our back again, be careful of your life!" Zheng Shide walked up to the two of them, spat on the ground, and shouted arrogantly.
After the two brothers Zheng Shicai left, they dared to get up and ran home in a hurry, regardless of their injuries.
"The Zheng family is really arrogant. They only know how to take out their anger on us ordinary people." Someone said angrily.
"Shh! Keep your voice down, don't let anyone hear you. Oh! Let's go, buy some rice and noodles and go back early."
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"Bastard, who asked you to hit someone in the street? Do you know how much impact this will have on the Zheng family? You spend your whole day eating, drinking, whoring, and gambling. I wish I could beat you to death, you are such a prodigal."
In the backyard of Zheng's house, Zheng Xuan took a ruler and beat Zheng Shide, with the intention of angering him for not fighting.
"Father, I was wrong. Stop fighting. You always blame me. This time it's because of my eldest brother, not me..." Zheng Shide yelled, and also complained about his eldest brother who stood aside and did not plead for him.
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"If you dare to talk back, I will beat you to death today, so that you won't go out and embarrass the Zheng family again..." Upon hearing this, Zheng Xuan slapped Zheng Shide twice in succession. Zheng Shicai, who was standing aside, said: "Forget it, father, this
The first mistake was made by me. No matter what happened to my second brother, it was me who underestimated Zhang San. I will definitely make Zhang San repay the shame today three hundred times."
Hearing what Zheng Shicai said, Zheng Xuan said to Zheng Shide who was kneeling there: "Get up, I will punish you to stay at home and think about it for a month, and you will not be able to go anywhere."
"What? I can't go out again, I..." Zheng Shide shouted immediately after hearing this. He had thought about this wall so many times this year, and here he is again.
"Why do you have any objections?" Zheng Xuanhu was stunned, and Zheng Shide immediately accepted the punishment like a quail.
"I met that Zhang San today, what do you think of him?" Zheng Xuan threw the ruler to the butler beside him and said to Zheng Shicai.
"He is talented and courageous. He is a character." Zheng Shicai commented briefly.
"Ever since this kid appeared in the court, we have been frustrated many times, especially since Cui Dian is now somewhat alienated from us." Zheng Xuan said.
"The child who was humiliated this time was because he was self-righteous. He must take this as a warning and not let this happen again." Zheng Shicai said again.
"It doesn't matter if you succeed or fail at the moment, but you must learn to learn from it after failure. The way you responded to the manor this time has indeed lost your identity. As the head of the family, you should be very broad-minded. You invited that person, and you used
Treating guests with that kind of attitude is a waste of time."
"Indeed, I wanted to rub his strength, but I thought too simply."
"If we want to move him, there are ten thousand ways. Although he has a title, and Fang Xuanling, Cheng Yaojin and others are supporting him behind his back, but so what, after all, he
He's just a farm boy who got lucky.
It was only Li Shimin who fueled the flames and protected him secretly that made us take action. Now as Li Shimin's pawn, he represents Li Shimin's attitude. Naturally, we have to be cautious in our actions, and we must not be reckless later!" Zheng Xuan turned around after speaking.
