After Zhang San told the story of the perfect mermaid, Fang Keying touched her belly and whispered to the baby inside. The general idea was that in the future, his father would build a big ship and take the whole family out to sea to find mermaids.
"Honey, fairy tales are all lies. You don't really believe it, do you?" Zhang San reminded her in a low voice when she saw that Fang Keying was speaking very seriously.
"Why is it false? I think it's all true, and the story is adapted from certain facts. Isn't that what you said?" Fang Keying asked.
"Well, we can't confuse these two sentences, but if my wife wants to go to sea, my husband will take you to go to sea. There are a group of cute Smurfs on the other side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea! Let's take the baby to see them."
Zhang San knew that this was not the time to reason with Fang Keying, so it was better to follow her orders.
This is good for you and me, why not?
"Smurf? What is it?" Fang Keying asked, blinking like a curious baby. If it weren't for her big belly, she wouldn't have known she was going to be a mother.
"They are just a group of blue creatures with pointed ears. They look very similar to humans. The men are handsome and the women are beautiful. In short, their tribe does not produce ugly offspring." How did Zhang San know about the Smurfs?
What it looks like can be pieced together using some clips I watched on TV.
Anyway, there is no such creature in this world.
"Sanlang, how do you know so much? Have you ever seen him before?" Fang Keying continued to ask.
Of course Zhang San has seen it. It was often shown on TV, okay? At that time, let alone elves, Zhang San had seen all kinds of races, but these were all staged.
"These were all told to me by a wandering strange man when I was a child. How could I possibly have seen them? The farthest I traveled when I grew up was the last time I was sent to the border." Zhang San had no choice but to attribute these to that illusory person again.
It's a strange person.
"I haven't been out of Chang'an yet. After the baby is born, you have to take me out to see it. I really want to see what other places are like."
"Okay, then our family will go out to travel around the Tang Dynasty." Zhang San said fondly.
"Baby Sanlang still wants to hear a story, please change it to a new one."
After Zhang San heard his wife's request, he readily agreed. Whether his future successor wanted to hear it or his wife wanted to hear it, in short, he was happy to do it.
"Then my husband will tell you a story about the Monkey King?" Zhang San thought for a moment. It seems that he has told almost all the fairy tales, cartoons, etc. he has watched in the past few days. He really doesn't know what to tell next.
something.
Suddenly thinking of Journey to the West, Zhang San felt that this story was very suitable and could be serialized without having to change it every time. It could be told until Fang Keying was produced.
If you just use this story as prenatal education material, the baby born in the future will not be a "rebellious boy", right?
At that time, if you asked him to go east, he would not go to the west. If you asked him to beat the dog, he would chase the chicken. How should you do this?
Forget it, that’s better than just accepting the situation. At least you know how to fight against the powerful!
"The Monkey King? Is it a story about monkeys?" Fang Keying asked curiously.
"It's not just monkeys, there are pigs, monks, horses and other characters. Let my husband tell you in detail!" Zhang San, like a storyteller, began to tell Fang Keying and the baby in his belly about Journey to the West.
Remember the story.
Of course, Zhang San doesn’t remember the specific plot clearly and needs to process it by himself, but the whole story line is still clear. After all, during the summer vacation, it was Journey to the West, and then the sequel to Journey to the West...
"It is said that Pangu left behind two sacred stones after the creation of the world. One fell on Wangwu Mountain and finally transformed into... No, my wife, wait a moment, let me change the beginning." Zhang San suddenly felt that it would be good to connect Journey to the West and Dream of Red Mansions.
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"Sanlang, are you making it up yourself, or is it a story you heard before?" Fang Keying pouted, feeling that Zhang San was perfunctory.
"This was also told by that strange man. It's very exciting. I'm sure you'll want to hear it again after listening to it." Zhang San said confidently.
Seeing how confident Zhang San was, Fang Keying became a patient listener.
"It is said that Pangu created the world, three emperors ruled the world, and five emperors made the final decision. This world is also divided into four continents: Shenzhou in the east, Hezhou in the west, Buzhou in the south, and Luzhou in the north.
There is a land outside Dongsheng Shenzhou called Aolai Kingdom, which is close to the sea. There is also a famous mountain in the sea called Huaguo Mountain..."
Fang Keying saw that Zhang San was talking eloquently there. The stories inside were really exciting, closely linked, and thought-provoking.
Unknowingly, Fang Keying was immersed in this story...
"I saw the stone monkey passing through the water curtain and saw a stone tablet, the blessed land of Huaguo Mountain, the water curtain cave and the sky... In this way, the stone monkey became the king of this group of monkeys, and was honored as the Monkey King!"
Zhang San stopped, picked up the tea cup and took a few sips to moisten his throat.
"What happened next? What happened next?" Fang Keying asked.
"Wait a minute, my wife, let me slow down." Zhang Sanlian said with gestures, and suddenly felt that telling stories was also very tiring.
However, Zhang San did not let Fang Keying wait any longer. After a slight pause, Zhang San continued to tell the story of the Monkey King.
Unknowingly, the sky outside became dark, and Zhang San felt that his mouth was numb. After some persuasion, he persuaded Fang Keying to go out and stand. If a pregnant woman does not exercise appropriately at this time, it will be very troublesome when she gives birth to a child in the future.
"Sanlang, can you stay with me tonight? I also want to hear the story of the Monkey King, and so does the baby. When you told the story just now, the baby was very active."
Zhang San helped Fang Keying walk in the back garden, and Fang Keying did not forget to listen to the story.
"Okay, wife, you just need to have a good rest at night. What should you do if you get too excited and can't fall asleep after listening to the story? Besides, my mother-in-law is still here. She must be worried about the two of us living together now..."
"But what should I do if I still want to hear it?" Fang Keying also knew that Zhang San was telling the truth. Her mother secretly stood at the door for a long time while Zhang San was telling the story, for fear that the two of them would have sex in the room for a long time.
What a bad thing.
I don’t know what the mother is thinking. Don’t the two of them still know what to do?
He's not a child anymore, so why should he be so defensive?
Even so, Fang Keying still let Zhang San go, but Zhang San promised that Fang Keying would tell her a story in the evening.
Now that Fang Keying has a good appetite, Zhang San doesn't have to cook every day. In addition, Mrs. Xu has always said that the gentleman is far away from the kitchen, so Fang Keying no longer pesters Zhang San to cook.
The power of cooking at home was once again handed over to Aunt Song.
In fact, Aunt Song's cooking skills are very good. Li Shimin was full of praise for the food last time he came here, but there is still a little gap between what he cooks and what Zhang San cooks.
There was no talk of cooking at this time. Before Zhang San came, most of the dishes were boiled, steamed, baked, and fried. Zhang San brought them.
Therefore, although Aunt Song learned a lot from Zhang San, her cooking skills are still inferior to Zhang San's.