Chapter 5 The female tyrannosaurus is about to start
When Zhou Wu took out two sets of underwear and outerwear, the female tyrannosaurus lying down was very strange, because those clothes were colorful and were obviously for women.
And here, except for myself, there seems to be no other woman?
"Master, Master, are these clothes for slaves?"
The female tyrannosaurus's eyes are bright. If it is for herself, then she may have a chance to subdue him, and then she will definitely eat him.
Zhou Wu frowned and thought for a while: "I did buy the clothes for you, but you look like this...it's really indecent!"
Zhou Wu couldn't bear to look directly, because when he looked at it, his heart beat violently.
"Thank you, sir, thank you, sir, then...how should I wear it?" The female tyrannosaurus is still a bit naughty.
When you know how to put on clothes, you need to untie her.
"I can untie you and get dressed yourself, but if you dare to do anything detrimental to me, then don't blame me for being rude."
Zhou Wu said coldly: "Do you know what I do?"
"I don't know, may I ask what your master does?" the female tyrannosaurus asked curiously.
"As a pig butcher, what I'm best at is peeling off the skin and cramping the muscles. Although I've never killed a dragon, I guess it's more enjoyable to peel off the skin and cramp the dragon's tendons!"
The female tyrannosaurus trembled violently, this little mortal was actually an executioner?
"Don't dare, don't dare."
She smiled forcefully: "The young master can buy me clothes. This is a favor. Our Dragon Clan is the most important thing about repaying kindness. We must repay any kindness, so how can we be disadvantageous to the young master? No way."
"I hope so. I'll untie you now and you can get dressed yourself." Zhou Wu said and walked to her side and began to untie the rope.
At this time, the female tyrannosaurus was well-behaved and did not show any impatience.
And when General Zhou untied the last pig's trotter buckle, he pulled out the rope and stepped back violently!
The female tyrannosaurus moved her hands, but did not make any attack movements.
This little ant is slipping, now is not the best time to take action.
"Put it on." Zhou Wu looked at her from a distance and said, "Don't waste time."
"Oh~" The female tyrannosaurus seemed a little shy and walked to the clothes to put them on.
Zhou Wu bought her two sets of coats and two sets of underwear. The underwear was a close-fitting sweater, and the outer coat was a down jacket and trousers.
She wasn't stupid at all. She quickly put on her underwear and outerwear, then turned around and said, "Master, am I beautiful?"
Zhou Wu felt a little uncomfortable. How could she be beautiful? She was simply perfect. He had never seen such a beautiful woman.
The female tyrannosaurus saw Zhou Wu's red face and raised her neck proudly. She thought that when she was in the Dragon Clan, she was the most beautiful princess in the Dragon Clan, so she knew from the look on the little mortal's face that the little mortal was attracted by her.
I was shocked by the beauty.
"By the way, sir, I...oh, why do I have a headache..." As she said that, the female tyrannosaurus suddenly covered her head, as if she was about to fall down!
Zhou Wu was stunned for a moment, and then he went over to help him!
But as soon as she lifted her feet, she felt something was wrong. She didn't recite the incantation, so it hurt her ass!
"oops……"
At this time, the female tyrannosaurus fell down: "Sir, I have a bad headache, it hurts so much, ahhhhhh~" She rolled on the ground, as if she really had a splitting headache?
Zhou Wu was fooled by her. Damn, she is still a drama queen.
"You have a headache, right? Fighting fire with fire won't hurt anymore!"
Zhou Wu suddenly gritted his teeth. This female tyrannosaurus was still thinking about eating him, otherwise she couldn't pretend to have a headache!
Fortunately, her acting skills are too poor...
"Duh~"
Zhou Wu shouted loudly, and then the female tyrannosaurus stood up with a flutter: "Master, I don't feel any pain anymore, I don't feel any pain anymore, don't think about it, don't think about it..."
"Duh, duh, duh, duh~"
How could Zhou Wu listen to this tyrannosaurus? This tyrannosaurus can eat people. If he was soft-hearted at this time, he would not be able to cry when the female tyrannosaurus eats him.
The female tyrannosaurus was really given a splitting headache by his continuous spells, and fell to the ground and continued to roll her eyes.
Seeing that she was weak, Zhou Wu quickly tied her up again, this time with twenty pig's trotter buckles!
The female tyrannosaurus felt uncomfortable and wanted to cry. This little thing was so cruel. She didn't indicate that she wanted to eat him. Why did he tie her up again?
"If you dare to be dishonest again, I will throw you into the coffin and you will never come out." Zhou Wu shouted.
"I don't dare anymore, I don't dare anymore, sir, I was wrong..." I really cried this time, and started crying in grievance.
Zhou Wu didn't bother to care about her, but glared at her and shouted: "From now on, you are not allowed to speak. If you dare to make a sound, I will recite a curse."
"Yeah, yeah." The female tyrannosaurus closed her mouth tightly and nodded repeatedly.
Zhou Wu took a deep breath, then sat down cross-legged, with his heart raised to the sky.
He needs to practice quickly.
Pan Wu's powerful Zhou Tian was running over and over again, and as the Zhou Tian was running, Zhou Wu felt more and more that his physical condition was better than ever, as if he had endless energy.
After an unknown amount of time, he suddenly felt as if his meridians were boiling. Then he jumped up suddenly, a crackling sound came from his whole body, and he punched out!
"Buzz buzz~" With this punch, he seemed to see a wave of air being punched out by him, it was very powerful.
The first step of practice is to warm the pulse successfully, and then the formal Qi training period begins.
"Well, only twelve hours have passed." Zhou Wu looked at his phone and found that only twelve hours had passed.
And within twelve hours, he actually succeeded in warming his pulse. Although this was the first step on the road to spiritual practice, he took this first step so quickly.
"Huh? The phone still has signal?"
At this time, Zhou Wu suddenly discovered that there was actually a cell signal in the palace. Although it was very weak, there was indeed a signal!
He thought for a while, after all, this was not a deserted area. He also saw several China Mobile and Unicom signal towers along the way, so even if this was a fairy palace, it was still covered by the human world.
"Well, I'm a little hungry, let's make something to eat." Zhou Wu glanced at the female tyrannosaurus looking at him with big eyes, and then started to cook instant noodles.
Although there is rice, it is too troublesome to make.
Soon, he cooked a bag of instant noodles, with sausage and eggs in it, and the room was filled with a delicious aroma!
The female tyrannosaurus had already smelled the fragrance, and her saliva dripped onto her clothes.
When Zhou Wu took out the noodles and started to eat, the female tyrannosaurus finally couldn't help but said: "Master, I'm hungry, I beg you, master, it smells so good, I want to eat it too..."
Zhou Wu rolled his eyes at her: "Don't you only know how to eat people? What kind of noodles do you eat?"
"But……"
The female Tyrannosaurus's eyes were red. She kept swallowing as she listened to Zhou Wu slurping his noodles and the aroma wafting over him.
Zhou Wu was actually watching her from the corner of his eye while eating. When she saw the woman swallowing her saliva, she couldn't bear it, so she started cooking again in annoyance.
After a while, another bowl of noodles with sausage and eggs was cooked. Zhou Wu brought it to her side and said, "Open your mouth, don't be afraid of it being burned!"
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, pour...pour...pour everything in..." The female tyrannosaurus opened her mouth as big as a goose egg, and she wanted Zhou Wu to pour a bowl of hot noodles into her mouth.
Although Zhou Wu is a ruthless person at heart, he is actually very soft-hearted, so how could he actually pour the hot noodles into her mouth?
"What to pour? I'll burn you to death. Eat slowly." Zhou Wu didn't intend to let her go, but fed her with chopstick after chopstick!
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...It's been six thousand years. I haven't eaten anything in six thousand years. It's so delicious. It's so delicious. Master, pour it... pour it!"
"Fuck your sister."
Zhou Wu laughed angrily at this silly dragon: "Eat slowly. If you pour it all in one go, can you still taste it?"
"That's true, thank you, sir, you are a good person!" The female tyrannosaurus sent a good person card to Zhou Wu.
Zhou Wu doesn't care about good guys or bad guys, he just can't bear it. After all, she is a woman now, not a hateful evil dragon.
So how could he bear it when he saw her swallowing saliva like a puppy?
Soon, she devoured the bowl of noodles. In the end, she licked and licked even some of the soup, and there was nothing left!
"It's so delicious. This is the most delicious fairy food I have ever tasted. Master, are you a fairy? Only gods can make such delicious food, right?"
"Don't flatter me, I haven't eaten yet." Zhou Wu picked up his noodles and started eating.
The female tyrannosaurus watched him continue to lick her lips, as if she still wanted to eat.
Zhou Wu shook his head, I don't have time to serve you anymore.
He finished eating the noodles, tidied up briefly and then lay down in his sleeping bag. You can't practice all the time, you have to combine work and rest.
He was thinking about the adventure of the past two days, thinking that his life might be changed because of this adventure, thinking about how to deal with the female tyrannosaurus when he went out, and so on.
After thinking about it, he fell asleep!
The female tyrannosaurus listened intently, feeling his breathing become evener and her eyes getting brighter and brighter.
It's time to take action. As long as you squirm to this little mortal, and then use a little more force, you can bite his throat in one bite. By then he won't even be able to recite the spell, so you can easily kill him!
Then that box of gourmet noodles will be yours!
"Keke~" When she thought of this, she was extremely excited, and then her body began to slowly squirm towards Zhou Wu...
