The third thousand nine hundred and eighty-three chapters tongue war master
While people were still in shock, Master Sun said tepidly: "You say I am shameless. Where is the shamelessness?"
"You always talk about etiquette, justice and integrity, which is the most shameless thing." Long Chen said calmly.
Obviously, this old man is a master in debating. Faced with Long Chen's rude questioning, his expression never changed.
"My fair lady, there is nothing wrong with a gentleman being fond of quarrels. However, the relationship between a man and a woman must be approved by the parents and the matchmaker. You do not know etiquette, shamelessly, and vulgarly, by forcing yourself to sit at a table with others in public.
This means not studying and not knowing etiquette." Master Sun said coldly.
"Tch, it's really funny. If everyone needs the orders of their parents and the words of a matchmaker to be together, then where did you come from? Did you pop out of a stone? Are you scolding me the same as scolding your ancestors?
"Long Chen sneered.
“It’s nonsense. Etiquette and law have been around since ancient times. The reasoning is insufficient, so you attack them personally. It shows that your bad nature is so deep that you can’t carve out rotten wood.” Master Sun snorted coldly.
“Etiquette has existed since ancient times? In the age of chaos, human beings were still eating their hair and drinking their blood, not having enough food to eat, and not having enough clothes to cover their bodies. According to what you said, no one should live in this world anymore?
Your ancestors did not reproduce to your generation without the orders of your parents or the advice of matchmakers, and your current remarks are a denial of your ancestors, which can be regarded as unfilial.
Just now, you mentioned the etiquette of the monarch and his ministers, and your Majesty said nothing, but you are here barking and barking. Where do you put your Majesty? Contempt on the monarch can be regarded as disloyal.
You, at your age, show off your old face to deliberately make things difficult for me, which can be regarded as unkind.
You have made things difficult for me, and then you want me to respect the elderly. It is clearly an excuse to use forceful words and to establish a wrong outlook on life for others. This is unjust.
You are an unfaithful, unfilial, and unkind old guy, and you are here talking shamelessly to teach others. I, Long Chen, have traveled south and north, punched and kicked, but I have never seen such a shameless person.
"Long Chen pointed at Master Sun and drooled all over the place.
There was silence in the whole place. Long Chen said these words in one breath. His words were as sharp as a knife. The knife cut to the flesh and the needle hit the blood. The whole place was stunned for a while. Long Chen's mouth was too strong.
The princes and princesses present all looked at Long Chen with admiration. Before, they wanted to see Long Chen embarrassed, but now they suddenly fell in love with Long Chen.
Because Master Sun often criticizes them and is very harsh, which makes them very annoying. Now Long Chen scolds Master Sun for being completely bruised, which is quite satisfying.
Yu Xiaoyun, Jiang Huixin, and Xu Lanxin had expressionless faces, but their tightly closed mouths betrayed their desire to laugh. Master Sun, who was known to be extremely eloquent, actually met his opponent today and was scolded to pieces.
"you……"
Master Sun's anger surged. Long Chen was obviously using strong words to confuse the audience, but Long Chen's counterattack was too fierce. If he wanted to resolve it, he could only explain it one by one.
But if this is the case, it will be equivalent to falling into the lower realm of debate. As a master, he naturally cannot explain everything one by one, otherwise it will not be consistent with his status.
“Humph, the development of the human race can only move forward. When will the wheel of history turn backward? I am too lazy to explain this kind of thing to you.
"If you say others are unfaithful, let me ask you, who is the greatest, heaven, earth, king, relative, or teacher?" Master Sun snorted coldly.
“Tch, if you can’t answer, just change the topic? Lead me to the field you are good at and defeat me with your rich experience as an idiot?
I, Long Chen, just don’t believe in this evil. I know that no matter which one I choose, you will have traps waiting for me. I can say whatever I want. For me, it’s the most important." Long Chen said.
In the fairy world, heaven refers to the way of heaven, earth refers to parents, Jun refers to the emperor, relatives refers to relatives, and teachers refer to masters.
There are several rankings of heaven, earth, king, relative, and teacher, but no matter what kind, the first two are the same. All things are born, so they are ranked the highest. People are born from parents. Without parents, there is no self, so earth
, ranked second.
As for the others, sometimes you are ranked third, and sometimes your master is ranked third. If you are a practitioner, your master is ranked third. Your parents gave you the chance to live, but your master gave you the chance to change your destiny.
But in the mortal world or scholars, Jun will be ranked third, because without a strong monarch or a strong country, there is no stable living environment, and neither life nor death is under control.
Without a country, there is naturally no home, so the order that Master Sun mentioned is naturally the king of heaven and earth, the master and the master.
“Then do you know that if you marry a princess, you will need to marry into the royal family and your children will all have the imperial surname?” Master Sun asked.
"I know, but I'm happy." Long Chen said.
Master Sun smiled slightly, looked at the wall, pointed to the sunflowers in the mural on the wall and said:
“The gold plate shows off to show off its slim waist, and does not avoid the sun in the morning and evening. The kindness of rain and dew is all in vain, and it is all about attracting inflammation.”
As soon as Master Sun opened his mouth, Jiang Huixin and Xu Lanxin’s expressions changed, and Yu Qingxuan’s eyes were filled with anger. Master Sun was so bad, he humiliated Long Chen like this.
If Long Chen marries her, it will be because he is greedy for glory and wealth, and he has forgotten the kindness of his parents. If he gives birth to a child who cannot bear his own surname, it is unfilial.
Facing Master Sun’s humiliation, Long Chen sneered and looked at the mural. Suddenly he saw a willow tree in the mural with two birds standing on it. Long Chen suddenly thought of Liu Ruyan:
“The weeping willows are as thin as smoke and as thin as silk, thousands of lovesickness hang on the branches, crows are noisy on the branches, the two hearts are happy and only know it.”
In fact, the two birds on the willow tree have brown feathers and are not actually crows. However, Master Sun used things to describe people, and Long Chen also responded directly.
You, an immortal, know what love is? You just know how to scream. As for what the world thinks, I don’t care at all. Only we ourselves know our feelings.
After Long Chen recited the poem, he looked at Yu Qingxuan, and sure enough, Yu Qingxuan also looked at him. The two looked at each other. At that moment, both of them seemed to be able to see the deepest part of each other's hearts. That kind of unreserved trust is the most touching emotion.
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Long Chen’s poems are mediocre, and his creative techniques are obviously not as good as those of Master Sun. However, Master Sun came prepared, while Long Chen just picked them up casually, so it can be considered a tie.
People were shocked by Long Chen's reaction speed. It stands to reason that practitioners rarely have such literary talent.
"Humph, then I will also write a poem with willow trees: The tangled branches have not yet turned yellow, leaning against the east wind and becoming rampant, covering the sun and moon with flying catkins, not knowing that there is green frost in the sky and the earth." Master Sun snorted coldly.
“Am I crazy? It’s really funny. I was personally attacked just now, but now you are doing the same? I think your bad roots are deeper, but if you want to play, I will accompany you.”
Long Chen looked around and suddenly picked up the teapot on the table. He looked at the teapot, then at Master Sun, at Master Sun, and then at the teapot. Long Chen suddenly said in surprise:
“You couldn’t be more like a teapot that turned into a spirit, right?”
Master Sun, who had a stern face, was already a little fat, and he looked even fatter sitting there. Long Chen compared the teapot with Master Sun with his eyes, and the more he looked at them, the more they looked like each other.
When Long Chen said these words, many people present couldn't help but laugh out loud, because they were indeed so similar.
Master Sun's face suddenly became extremely ugly, and his eyes almost burst out of fire.