"It's nothing, don't get excited. Come on, tell me, what shocking news have you discovered recently? For example, which female star cheated on her again, which male star had a car crash, etc."
Xiao Chen asked with a face full of gossip.
"..."
Xiaozhuo wiped the blood on his face and almost cursed, I'm so fucking like this, I said your sister cheated on you, I said your sister's car trembled!
"Don't you have a lot of exciting information? Tell me."
Xiao Chen was a little unhappy when he saw Xiao Zhuo not speaking.
"You...you hit me, this matter won't just be forgotten."
Xiao Zhuo glared at Xiao Chen and said angrily.
"Hey, are you threatening me again?"
Xiao Chen raised his eyebrows and raised his hand.
When Xiao Zhuo saw Xiao Chen raising his hand, he shrank in fear. Xiao Chen's ferocity just now really scared him.
"Xiao Zhuo, aren't you the number one paparazzi in China? You must have a lot of exciting information on your hands. I don't need you to tell me anything, just talk to me casually."
Xiao Chen looked at Xiao Zhuo.
"How about we play a game? For three minutes, you will reveal something. If you fail to reveal something after three minutes, I will give you a slap in the face."
"..."
Hearing Xiao Chen's words, Xiao Zhuo almost cried.
He does have a lot of materials, but he keeps those materials to prepare to sell them for money!
"Start counting time from now on."
Xiao Chen looked at his watch and said something.
"..."
Xiao Zhuo didn't say anything. He was thinking about what information he should tell to fool Xiao Chen.
Time passes by second by second.
Snapped.
Before Xiao Zhuo could think of what to say, Xiao Chen slapped him in the face.
"You...why did you hit me!"
Xiao Zhuo covered his face, shocked and angry.
"It's three minutes."
Xiao Chen finished speaking calmly, then looked down at his watch and started recording time again.
Xiao Zhuo looked at Xiao Chen's movements, and his heart trembled. Is this guy really fighting?
Now, he didn't dare to ink any more. He was already miserable enough. If he got a few more slaps, he wouldn't be able to survive without a severe concussion.
"I said, I said, a month ago, Wu Yue and Zhang Liming went to the island country for vacation..."
"Wu Yue? Doesn't she have a husband? And Zhang Liming also has a wife, right?"
Xiao Chen was stunned for a moment.
"Yes, a married woman, a married man."
Xiao Zhuo nodded hurriedly.
"Oh, what a couple."
Xiao Chen grinned.
"Then what, you just filmed them going on vacation? Are there any details? It would be interesting to talk about some details...such as one-finger Zen, touching the buttocks to kill, etc."
"Well, one of my brothers below took a photo of their car shaking."
"Where are the photos? Show them to me."
Xiao Chen's eyes lit up.
"On the computer in the studio."
"Okay, then you continue."
"A week ago, the young actress Sun Xiaotian made a boyfriend and was photographed by us..."
"Fuck, you guys are really boring. Whether someone has a boyfriend or not is none of your business. Why do you want to film this?"
Xiao Chen was not interested in this, it was not exciting at all, so he interrupted directly and said with contempt.
"Well, it's not that we're bored, it's that her fans are interested... If there's a deal, then we'll shoot it."
Xiao Zhuo explained.
"Will you sell the photos to those media?"
"right."
"As for other things, remember, who is in love and who is divorced. Don't talk to me about such nonsense. It has nothing to do with me and I'm not interested."
Xiao Chen waved his hand.
"Tell me more about cheating and so on."
"..."
Xiaozhuo is speechless, someone's cheating has nothing to do with you!
But he thought for a while and said: "Three months ago, one of my men photographed Wu Zhen in Thailand. He took a woman away from a nightclub..."
"What are you doing? Prostitute Chang?"
Xiao Chen asked hurriedly.
"Well, prostitute Chang, but after our investigation we found out that that woman was a shemale."
Xiao Zhuo nodded.
"Damn it, I prostituted a shemale. This guy's taste is quite strong."
Xiao Chen grinned, this kind of material is still interesting!
"Keep going."
"let me think again……"
"Well, think quickly, no more than three minutes."
Xiao Zhuo thought hard, there were some aniseed materials that he really didn't want to expose, and he could sell them for a seven-digit price even if he kept them!
Snapped!
Just as he was thinking about it, Xiao Chen slapped him again, causing burning pain on his face.
"you……"
"Calm down, I'm just reminding you that you've been here for more than three minutes."
Xiao Chen said calmly.
"..."
Xiao Zhuo is about to cry. I'm going to numb you. Isn't that too bullying?
But he didn't dare to scold him because he was afraid that if he scolded him, Xiao Chen would slap him again.
"Friendly reminder, it's almost three minutes again."
Xiao Chen looked at his watch and gave a reminder.
"I'm telling you, I'm telling you right now, Lu Qiang's wife is having an affair with his agent! Moreover, his wife and agent are secretly transferring property!"
Xiao Zhuo said loudly.
"Um?"
Xiao Chen was stunned for a moment, this material is a bit fierce!
"Last time Lu Qiang had a car accident, I originally thought it was an accident, but after my investigation, I found that this should be the modern version of Pan Jinlian!"
Xiao Zhuo said seriously.
"..."
Xiao Chen opened his eyes wide, the modern version of Pan Jinlian?
What is Pan Jinlian most famous for?
Instead of hooking up with Ximen Qing, he killed Wu Dalang with poison!
In other words, Lu Qiang’s wife also wanted to kill Lu Qiang in a car accident?
"Then you didn't call the police?"
"No, I'm planning to break the news next week, and then I can hand this over to the majority of netizens... I don't even need to tell them, they will definitely be able to get in touch with me."
Xiao Zhuo shook his head.
"..."
Xiao Chen thought about it, and it was true that whenever something happened to a celebrity, the crowd would be as excited as if their mother had taken a shot of chicken blood. Each and every one of them was more excited than the person involved, as if it was their wife who cheated on him.
Same!
What’s more, I feel sorry for this one who is yellow all day long, and I feel sorry for that one who is green... I don’t even think about it, why do I have the right to feel sorry for myself? No matter how yellow, green, or poor, I am still richer than the people who eat melons, and it is my turn to be hugged by the people who eat melons.
Does it feel bad to have a broken mobile phone?
If you have this time, you might as well feel sorry for your parents at home!
There is a saying that goes well, when you are showing off your poetry and the distance, your parents are still hanging on.
"Come on, keep breaking the news."
"I don't have any anymore."
"I don't care if you have it or not, the game is still going on anyway."
Xiao Chen said calmly.
"..."
Xiaozhuo had no choice but to reveal some shocking news to Xiao Chen.
Listening to Xiao Zhuo's revelations, Xiao Chen couldn't help but shake his head. Normally, these celebrities seem to have decent styles, but in fact they are full of male thieves and female prostitutes!
For example, an old actor with a good reputation actually had three lovers outside and two illegitimate daughters!
For another example, a person who acts as a charity ambassador is doing all kinds of dirty things behind his back!
Just when Xiao Zhuo almost couldn't think of what to reveal, the bald snake finally came with someone.
Bald Snake didn't bring many people with him this time, maybe a dozen or so.
"Brother Chen."
"Well, here we come."
Xiao Chen nodded and pointed at Xiao Zhuo.
"Do you know him?"
"I don't know, who is this kid?"
The bald snake looked at it for a few times and shook his head.
"I recognize him!"
Suddenly, a younger brother shouted.
"who is he?"
"The number one paparazzi in China, Xiaozhuo, I followed him on Weibo!"
The boy was a little excited, but after thinking of something, he clenched his fists again.
"What's wrong?"
Xiao Chen asked strangely when he saw this little brother's actions.
"Brother Chen, I have been scolding this grandson on Weibo all day long, and even said I would slap him...but I never had the chance before. Brother Chen, can I give him a slap?"
The younger brother hesitated and asked.
"Of course, come on, hit whatever you want."
Xiao Chen said generously.
"good."
The younger brother was so happy that he went up and gave Xiao Zhuo a slap in the face.
"From Mahler Gobi, my name on Weibo is 'Longmen Xiaochun'. Do you remember me? I said I was going to beat you, but you said I was bragging, right? I will let you see today if I am bragging.
force!"
Xiao Zhuo covered his face and really wanted to cry.
"Paparazzi? Do you just tell people all day long that this person is cheating on someone and that person is doing something like that?"
The bald snake didn't pay attention to these, thought about it, and asked.
"Yes, it's so immoral. You used to slander my goddess!"
Longmen Xiaochun nodded vigorously.
"That deserves a beating."
The bald snake looked at Xiao Zhuo, a fierce light flashing in his eyes.
"You...what are you going to do!"
Xiao Zhuo was scared. These people didn't look like good people!
"Brother Chen, what are we going to do to him?"
The bald snake looked at Xiao Chen and asked.
"Just find a place where no one is around and clean it up until he knows what he should and shouldn't say."
"Brother Chen, make sure to complete the mission!"
Longmen Xiaochun was excited and said loudly.
"haha okay."
Xiao Chen nodded and patted Longmen Xiaochun's shoulder.
"Who is your goddess? I will find an opportunity for you to meet her some other time."
"Really? That's great!"
Longmen Xiaochun was even more excited.
"Of course it's true. Can Brother Chen lie to you?"
The bald snake curled his lips.
"I like two goddesses, one is Yu Qing and the other is Mu Xiyu."
"Mu Xiyu? Haha."
Xiao Chen smiled.
"Come on, take him away!"
The bald snake waved his hand and Xiao Zhuo was lifted up.
"What are you going to do? Come, help me, they are going to kidnap me!"
Xiao Zhuo was frightened and shouted at the top of his lungs.
"We're doing things at Longmen, and everyone else is waiting to stay away!"
The bald snake said loudly.
When many people nearby heard the word "Dragon Gate", their expressions changed and they turned around and left, not even daring to watch the excitement.
Xiao Zhuo struggled hard, but couldn't get away at all.
Suddenly, he saw two policemen walking towards him, and he couldn't help but be overjoyed.
"Comrade police, help, someone is kidnapping!"
The police came over and grinned when they saw it was a bald snake.
"Brother Snake, what are you doing?"
"Haha, it's you guys, do some work! This kid, the number one paparazzi in China, is taking random pictures, I'll teach him a lesson."
The bald snake said with a smile.
"The number one paparazzi in China? Oh, it's that Xiao Zhuo. I know he is quite wicked and should be taught a lesson."
The policeman nodded, and after saying a few words, he turned around and walked away regardless of Xiao Zhuo's cry for help.