Luo Youdu looked innocent, but there was a huge wave in his heart.
This incident was so unbelievable that Luo Youdu once thought that Huber was joking with him.
Just the night before yesterday, Uncle Hu reported to him mischievously: "My dear husband, the horse you borrowed just now was bred with our donkey."
Luo Youdu still remembers his first reaction at the time: "Is the old donkey female?"
In his impression, he was riding a male donkey, and he had not done any research.
"Of course it's a female!" Lao Hu looked weird, "Can't you tell when you pee?"
Luo Youdu still remembered his speechless mood at the time, and said: "This is a bit beyond my knowledge. I only know that male dogs cross their legs when they pee. I don't know what posture a male donkey uses to pee."
In later generations, donkeys were rare animals in the south. At least Luo Youdu had never seen them anywhere except in zoos, and he never paid attention to their peeing postures.
Lao Hu also gave him an introduction: "Male donkeys are strong and suitable for carrying heavy loads, while female donkeys are short, gentle and can be driven easily, suitable for plowing and grinding. The key is that female donkeys are cheap and eat less."
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Luo Youdu was in a good mood at that time, and even said: "Borrow a horse and maybe give a mule as a gift. This is a good deal."
Lao Hu also popularized science knowledge for him and said: "The offspring of a female horse and a male donkey is called a mule, and the offspring of a male horse and a female donkey is called a mule. There is a big difference between a mule and a mule..."
Luo Youdu accidentally learned some unimportant trivia about science, and didn't pay too much attention to it. In the bottom of his heart, he thought that he would just pay the rent as a horse.
But today I saw that the horse didn't want to leave because it didn't listen to its original owner, so I suddenly had this terrible thought.
Is it infatuation?
Or... not happy enough?
Luo Youdu gave himself this terrible thought, which made him feel burnt on the inside and tender on the outside.
Facing Fu Qing'er's questioning, Luo Youdu secretly glanced at the old donkey tied up beside him, and could only say: "I really don't know."
Fu Qing'er thought about it, no matter how powerful the horse tamer was, it would be impossible for him to tame Bao'er, who was raised by himself, in such a short period of time. His expression softened and he asked, "You haven't fed it anything these days, have you?"
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Luo Youdu said seriously: "How could it be? In order to take good care of it, I asked Uncle Huber to buy good soybeans. In the past few days he has lived in my house, he has eaten better than me."
"Where?" Fu Qing'er didn't know what was going on and slapped Bao'er Shenju's butt hard.
Bao'er Divine Horse was in pain, so he reluctantly took two steps, but still disobedient. He tilted his head and seemed to be looking at the old donkey tied to the side.
Luo Youdu said in a low voice, "How about you try to bring my old donkey over?"
Fu Qing'er raised her eyebrows, not realizing the problem yet.
Luo Youdu also found it difficult to say anything, so he simply stopped talking and quickly went aside to fetch his old donkey.
Sure enough, when he got close, Baoer Shenju made a happy "chirp, chirp, chirp" sound.
First, he rubbed his ears and temples with the old donkey, and then stuck his head behind the old donkey's butt.
quiet!
quiet!
quiet!
Awkward!
Awkward!
Awkward!
Luo Youdu looked at the sky.
A flash of red cloud flashed across Fu Qing'er's face. She was still on the horse, but she was at a loss and jumped off the horse in a hurry.
The maid Fengzhu glanced at it secretly, then glanced again, her face turned red, and her little hands were clutching.
Luo Youdu felt that he had to break this awkward deadlock himself.
"Ahem!"
He coughed, handed the reins to Fengzhu, and said, "Girl, why don't you take my old donkey to the stable first?"
Fengzhu also felt that it was a bit inappropriate to let the donkey and the horse have fun in public, so she shyly led the old donkey towards the side door.
But that divine horse, Bao'er, didn't need anyone to hold it at all. It just followed him along, sticking its head out from time to time and acting like a hooligan.
"Sex embryo!"
Fu Qing'er couldn't help but spit in a low voice.
Luo Youdu nodded slightly in approval.
Fu Qing'er clearly noticed it, and the clouds on her face became even more bright and attractive.
Luo Youdu glanced around and was a little confused. He brought the old donkey with him to ride back. After all, the most luxurious area in Kaifeng was still some distance away from his residence. There was no old donkey to travel with, so he had to rely on his two legs.
It’s really not bearable.
This guy is happy to go on his own, but leaving his master here is too much.
Fu Qing'er held back her composure and said, "How about we go to the mansion and take a break?"
She also thought about the same problem. Although she was alone in the house, it was not appropriate to invite a man like Luo Youdu into the house. She could not let him walk back.
The current protection of men and women is not as strict as it was in the Song Dynasty, and there is still a little bit of the openness left over from the Tang Dynasty.
Fu Qing'er himself was quite generous, and he was somewhat curious about Luo Youdu, so he simply invited him into the house and let him leave after the two little beasts were done.
Fu Qing'er forced herself to stay calm and walked in front.
Luo Youdu followed obediently, looking a little cautious.
Fu Qing'er's status is too high, and Luo Youdu is still not sure about Guo Rong's attitude towards Fu Qing'er.
What if it's not to appease Fu Yanqing, but really likes Fu Qing'er?
Luo Youdu didn't want to rob a woman from an emperor, his boss, the ultimate boss who controlled his own death, because he thought he would live long.
Except on TV, Luo Youdu has never seen an example in the history books of snatching a woman from the emperor. Unless the emperor is dead, or he is a puppet and a useless person.
Of course, if it's really your own woman, that's an exception.
Fu Qing'er is obviously not included in this list.
Fu Qing'er imitated how other people treat guests, offering tea and inviting Luo Youdu to take a seat.
Then he sat down at the top with some restraint.
Despite her usually heroic appearance, it was hard for her to keep silent about something like this, and she was alone with Luo Youdu, so she really couldn't think of any way to ease the embarrassment.
Luo Youdu noticed Fu Qing'er's restraint and took the initiative to stir up the topic.
He expected that Fu Qing'er would not like to talk about the general trend of the world, but he thought that not long after Fu Qing'er came to Kaifeng Mansion, he told her about the customs and customs of Bianjing City and some anecdotes about folk snacks.
Luo Youdu's greatest ability is to observe people's emotions and be good at chatting.
No matter who it is, he can find topics that the other person is interested in and continue chatting with them.
These include the emperor Guo Rong, the reckless man like Zhang Qiong, and the eccentric person like Li Chongjin...
Fu Qing'er is naturally no exception.
Fu Qing'er was active by nature and liked to hunt and play. He encountered a disaster when he first came to Kaifeng. Refugees gathered outside Kaifeng and had no chance to go out. Hearing Luo Youdu talk about Kaifeng's customs, customs and delicacies, he was very interested.