Chapter 03 Children who like to listen to books can't be bad...
Mu Tian rolled down the ravine, and the process was like hell. Countless bumps and bumps made him feel that his body had fallen apart, and everything he passed was filled with jagged gravel.
The place now was paved with blue bricks, and the smell of urine and the toilet told him that this was indeed a toilet.
The floor is paved with blue bricks. This is a very high-end toilet.
However, there is room for improvement in management.
Someone in my memory once said that when you go to a high-end restaurant to eat, don’t pay attention to their food, because if it’s high-end, it won’t taste good and it’s definitely not as good as a roadside stall. What you should look at is their toilets. The windows must be clear and clean, and there should be no water stains.
odorless.
With such a toilet, this must be a high-end place.
Mu Tian hurriedly rubbed his whole body.
In perfect condition.
He exhaled another long breath.
The three ribs that were suspected to be broken were intact.
Wow, I have traveled through time.
Looking at his own attire, he looks like a monk and a layman.
The upper part of the body is a geranium red short-sleeved jacket, the crotchless trousers are also geranium red, the wide trouser legs are also covered with leggings, and a pair of black round-topped cloth shoes are on.
Darling, I really traveled through time!
Mu Tian was delighted, even ecstatic.
If you can live again, you must be the chosen one. If you live, you have hope. You can display your talents and realize your ambitions!
I failed the mission on my first mission, which was too bad. No matter what happened, it would be easy to say but not easy to hear.
Pan Yichen will be a widow this time!
Her father is a crow's mouth.
Widow making machine? Humph!
He looked up at the sky above the small toilet, his heart filled with excitement, and various possibilities were floating in the sky.
However, a throbbing suddenly hit my body, and I began to feel unhappy.
Is not fun!
Others who travel through time are often emperors, prime ministers, generals, and so on. At the worst, they can marry into a wealthy family and become their son-in-law.
I, Mu Tian, am a top student in the prestigious 211 University studying for bachelor's and master's degrees. I had a bad start, lost my love, and ended up in such a toilet?!
It’s unethical and unscientific!
A wave of turbid air surged up, and when met with the increasingly thick urine, Mu Tian's chest heaved greatly, and with a "wow" sound, a mouthful of thick blood spurted out.
Mu Tian stretched out his hand and wiped the corner of his mouth, looking at the blood on the ground, he couldn't help but take a breath.
The mixture of urine and blood hit the head.
After a moment of dizziness, I couldn't help but face the wall behind me and press against it, closing my eyes tightly.
"Are you OK?"
Mu Tian was so excited.
"Why is there anyone else here?!"
As soon as he opened his eyes, a fat face came over to him.
"Be good, Hu Ti!"
The brain seems to be mixed with urine and blood, tearing out the original memory.
This fat boy is my brother who lives in the same yard and eats from the same pot.
"It's okay. I must have been walking in a hurry, and the anxiety is getting to my heart. Just take a break. It would be better if I had some water to drink." Hu Ti added.
"There's pee!"
"Are you really sick? Hysteria or tuberculosis? Then you have to drink boy's urine! How can you tell the difference clearly between boy's urine?" Hu Ti stood up from the red-painted toilet where he was lying on his stomach, and walked around in front of the toilet at the base of the wall, kicking one by one.
" Kicking the ground, staring at Mu Tian helplessly.
Doesn’t this cause trouble?!
Mu Tian jumped up and grabbed Hu Ti's neck!
Hu Ti's face was filled with fear. He fended off Mu Tian's grasping arm, "squeaked" past Mu Tian's ribs, and plopped down on the original toilet. Then he raised his buttocks, quickly took off his pants, and sat down again.
Go down.
"Hurry, come here!" Hu Ti anxiously held his arms in his arms, and then pointed to the toilet next to him.
Mu Tian did not move, only looked at Hu Ti in surprise.
Seeing him like this, Hu Ti stamped his feet on the ground and quickly pointed at the toilet door with both hands.
The sound of two men talking and heavy footsteps could be heard outside.
Only then did Mu Tian remember that this was the best theater in Peng County, the "Phoenix Theater" where storytellers were told during the day and performances were performed at night. When they were children, he and Hu Ti climbed in through the toilet with the shortest wall before the show.
I hid inside until the opening scene and then slipped into the venue to listen to the book.
During the time he lived with Hu Ti, Mu Tian often admired him. This was not because they were in the same class and Hu Ti was three months older than him, but because Hu Ti was very talented and could always make the best use of his skills in the end.
Taking some measures to change the direction of things, no matter good or bad, is still a little better than staying where you are and doing nothing.
Talented, really talented.
Therefore, many times Mu Tian would rather tell him to "hold a hand". Even though this implied that Hu Ti was "unreasonable", he never expressed his disapproval.
Of course, it's not really unauthentic.
Hu Ti often said: "Who said we are brothers?"
Mutian also heard the voice of the speaker outside the door. It was the old man checking tickets at the venue. The other voice was very unfamiliar. He ran to the toilet, took off the toilet lid, sat on it, stretched his hands under his waist, and relieved himself.
Belt.
Darling, it turned out that I was wearing crotchless pants, and when I lifted my buttocks, they slipped down to my ankles.
Seeing his embarrassment, Hu Ti laughed sarcastically.
Mu Tian saw the two iron bars on the toilet lid that had not been removed under Hu's buttocks, and thought about the possible irritation.
This amount of information is really too much, ha.
"Pfft", Mu Tian laughed, completely erasing his embarrassment.
Before the laughter stopped, two men, an old man and a young man, came in.
Both of them wore blue and gray robes, mandarin jackets, and black melon-pipe caps. The difference was that the old man's mandarin jacket was made of silk, while the young man's mandarin jacket was made of ordinary foreign cloth.
The old man was in good spirits, and the young man looked powerful. They were probably in urgent need of urination. When the two came in, they ran to the toilet at the foot of the wall, lifted up their robes, and then the sound of a waterfall suddenly started. They didn't even care about the animal sitting on the toilet behind them.
Tian follows Hu Ti.
"I have stayed in this garden for more than 20 years. Alas, it is not easy to find a job these days. You have to work hard and be worthy of your employer. The war is in chaos, and not many people have the time to listen to books and watch plays. There are still Japanese oppressors above.
"Look. You have to have a clear eye, be diligent with your hands, and be more careful." Seeing the young man cover up his robe, the elder said seriously while shaking his head.
"I know, grandpa, I will do a good job." The young man looked up at the sky, shivered, and replied seriously.
A gap opened in Mu Tian's memory, and he remembered that he had read books and listened to the old man's battle of wits and courage with him since he was a child, but when he returned to Desheng, he had never been caught.
"Then I think I can rest assured and go back to the countryside to retire." The old man said with nostalgia.
"Don't worry." The young man said confidently. He turned around and caught a glimpse of Mu Tian and Hu Ti on the toilet, with a look of doubt on their faces.
Mu Tian and Hu Ti quickly lowered their heads and looked at each other without a guilty conscience.
The old man put on his robe, stretched it, put his hand on the young man's shoulder, glanced at the two people on the toilet, and pushed the young man out of the toilet.
"It's about to start." Hu Ti stood up with a happy face and pulled up his pants.
Mu Tian hesitated for a moment, then heard the young man outside say: "Grandpa, those two in the toilet..."
The old man interrupted: "Stealing books is not stealing. Children who like to listen to books can never be bad no matter how bad they are."
Hu Ti looked at Mu Tian in confusion when he heard the sound.
Mu Tian felt a thump in his heart, his bowels tightened, and a puddle of shit actually came out!