Volume 1 Questioning about Yin and Yang Chapter 7 Wu Gongzi Piggy
"Why are you quarreling with him, fucking him, messing with him?" This was unbearable. Shen Qiye rolled up his sleeves and was ready to go ahead and do it.
Oh?! He forgot, his clothes have no sleeves now.
But he wasn't embarrassed, so he wiped his arm guard to express his determination.
Xiao Yu'er's face turned red with anger when he heard what the other party said about him. He immediately looked at his elder brother for support.
"It's only three things, there's no need to endure it any longer!" Shen Ye also nodded slightly.
The onlookers immediately opened a circular open area for them. They no longer cared whether the big stone was broken or not. After all, what other performance could be more exciting than the street fight between Jin Yiwei?!
Everyone's attention shifted to the target consciously, but Li Xiaolang, who was attracting the most attention on the stage next to him, was undecided about his hammer. As soon as the audience dispersed, he felt confused and relaxed. He put down the big hammer in his hand and turned his attention that way. , but never thought that his senior brother Chen Ergou had the same idea. Only five of the ten fingers that were holding the big stone on his chest were left. Holding the stone, he tried to straighten up slightly, but his other hand was on the ground. How could he think of the big stone with his junior brother? Hammer comes for a close encounter!?
As the old saying goes, ten fingers connect to the heart.
Then, a scream like a slaughtering pig rang out in front of the Confucius Temple, and half of the tourists in Xuanwu Lake heard the miserable scream!
"Ah!!!!!!???!!! I have a real mother! Li Xiaolang!!! I will fuck your mother!!!"
This scream was so earth-shattering that the water birds on Xuanwu Lake were so frightened that they flew up in a flock.
In pain, Chen Ergou lifted the stone on his chest and threw it away with his hand that was holding the stone. He personally verified why human beings have unlimited potential. Throwing a big stone with one hand can be described as a move. Wonderful! It's just a pity that he is no longer the protagonist.
Chen Ergou didn't know that his shout would attract many people and things. Especially one very special person.
Today's great drama beside Xuanwu Lake, accompanied by this tragic sound
Calling is the real beginning.
Several people here were at war with each other, and were interrupted by Chen Ergou. But the confusion on their faces disappeared, and anger surged into their hearts again.
"What?! You want to take action, Mud, you've eaten the heart of a bear and become a leopard. Beat me until you die!" The fat young man waved his hand, and five or six servants next to him rushed forward.
"Ah, fight!!!!" Xiao Yu'er saw a few people rushing towards him, and actually put on a posture and shouted. Fighting in a group is a matter of momentum. Mr. Pang saw that he was outnumbered here, and the servants were also He plucked up the courage and rushed over, even if the opponent was a Jin Yiwei.
But Sister-in-law Liang's shout shocked them. After all, no one knew what kind of medicine she sold in the gourd. They thought she had found some hidden weapons or something, so they stopped in their tracks.
Xiao Yu'er knew that they would react immediately, so he immediately answered, cupping his fists left and right.
"Fathers and fellow villagers, everyone should be optimistic. Today, I, Shen Xiaoyu, was innocently framed and insulted by this fat pig. Please testify that I, Shen Xiaoyu, am not an unreasonable person, but this person who is messing around. Today, I will definitely You must convince others with virtue and keep yourself innocent!!! Big brother, second brother!!"
Everyone complained in their hearts: Look at your situation, the way you prove your innocence is to beat the person up? No one will say anything to you when the other person lies down. This is truly a way of! Virtue! Convince! People! .
Although their minds were like this, everyone's bodies were very honest and they took a few steps back for fear of harming Chi Yu.
When they heard Xiao Yu'er shouting, the two brothers had no choice but to play with her and forget about the shame.
The onlookers only saw the two imperial guards, who suddenly fluttered their black cloaks in a very elegant manner. They held the embroidered spring knife at their waists and crossed each other to do a side roll with one hand. After rolling and swinging their legs, the two of them returned to their original positions, stood together, locked in their horse stance, and moved their hands with one person pushing and pushing, and the other doing a punching contest.
Shout? “Ha!!!”
The little Yu'er in front heard the shouting and came after hearing the news. He also fluttered his cloak, performed two backflips and a somersault gracefully, stepped firmly on the thighs of the two brothers, then raised his left foot and stood on one foot, Raise your hands upward and make a move - White Crane Spreads Its Wings!
The three of them merged together and shouted in harmony, "Three Golden-scaled buzzards!!!"
Shen Ye "The true gentleman with the light of sword and shadow, Shen Ye!"
Shen Xiaoyu "There is only one branch among thousands of brocade clothes, Shen Xiaoyu!"
"..."
It was the second brother's turn but he didn't say anything. Xiao Yu'er hurriedly reminded in a low voice, "Brother, brother, hurry up, the registration number."
"No, ruthless, iron-handed and bloody hero, Shen Qiye"
Together with "Please enlighten me!"
With neat and uniform movements and extremely skilled cuts, these sturdy servants were really stupid. Could these people have run away from some theater, but this flying fish suit and embroidered spring knife, I'm afraid, I'm afraid. Was it stolen from the town government office? Anyone with such courage must be a gangster?
For a moment, several people looked around without any idea and looked at their master behind them.
"This! What are you looking at? I, the Liu family, can't support you for nothing? Come on, beat them to death!" This fat young man was supervising the battle from behind. His men were stunned and started to curse.
The crowd that originally gathered for the performance of the Eighteen Ironmen in Laolin Temple is now even larger, and the upward trend continues unabated. Now more than a hundred people are eagerly looking forward to the follow-up development of both parties, but...
"Wait!" Shen Xiaoyu shouted, something was definitely missing. He jumped off his brother's lap and skipped to the side to the uncle who was performing an erhu.
"Uncle, change a song for me, I want - "Horse Racing"!" After saying that, he directly put a few coins into the bowl of the middle-aged uncle who was sitting next to the willow tree playing the erhu, and then started playing again without looking back. Returning to the field, he showed off his white crane with its wings spread. The uncle didn't know what he meant at first, but seeing the girl's generous spending and free and easy personality, he couldn't ask further questions. He straightened up, flicked his wrist and slowly picked up the Erhu.
"Today we Shen brothers and sisters are going to have a three-eagle battle with a fat pig!?" This was Xiao Yu'er's last words before the battle. It's not me who is being unreasonable, but you are pressing forward step by step and being unreasonable. Then I don't care if you are Who, now I am just a troublemaker, I only know one sentence:
Fists determine victory and defeat, violence determines truth!
The sound of the erhu shreds the surrounding air like scissors. There is no sunshine in this square inch of the world, only violent storms.
Shen Qiye took the lead and kicked the evil servant who was charging at the front with a flying kick. The force was so strong that it directly kicked the body weighing more than 180 kilograms and knocked over the person behind him. Then he used his right hand. He grabbed the fist that was swinging towards him, pulled the person closer to him fiercely, pushed him on his knees, and then crippled the person.
Shen Ye, on the other hand, was strolling in the courtyard, walking slowly, with his left hand behind his back, facing the enemy with one hand, pinching, pulling, pulling, and twisting, and the person who came had his arm bones broken, fell to the ground and howled loudly. Call.
Shen Xiaoyu: He made hundreds of moves during the fight, and he did not forget to tell the names of the moves. He approached the last evil servant with "Snake Step", hit the temple with "Smashing Melon Fist!", and then hit "Broken Jade Kick". Put it down directly.
The five sturdy servants all fell to the ground in just a moment. The attack was as fast and neat as the rhythm of the famous erhu song "Horse Racing" played by their companions, leaving others with no time to react.
The bow of the piano swayed back and forth rapidly, and bursts of rapid string sounds flew out. It was like hearing the sound of iron hoofs, and it seemed like thousands of troops and horses were galloping in. But at this time, these beautiful notes were nothing to the fat Mr. Liu. A reminder from hell.
Listening to the crisp and sweet voice shouting out the names of weird moves, Fatty Liu was beaten back and forth. But it seemed that he had learned some martial arts, but he was obviously not good at it. He was waving his fists and feet, and dancing. Every move was extremely stereotyped, but he couldn't prevent it, and it was of no use. Instead, the fat and thick layer of fat on his body helped him resist for a long time.
Xiao Yu'er didn't have the brute strength of her second brother. She hit the fat pig many times, but it was like hitting cotton, all the force was taken away by his fat flesh, and no real damage was caused.
However, Shen Ye here was very happy to see this. Although his little sister was skilled in martial arts, she lacked actual combat experience. It just so happened that the fat Mr. Liu acted as a perfect human punching bag for her to practice.
Although Xiao Yu'er is not a martial arts prodigy, he is not bad at talent. He has used several moves such as "Flying Eagle Spreads Wings!", "Black Tiger Takes Out the Heart!", and "Raging Crow Pounce", but still has no results. He is getting worried. He is thinking about how to defeat him. She was facing an enemy, but in the corner of her eye, she saw her eldest brother's lips slightly parted and he said one word to her.
"skillful!"
It was as if something had been shattered, and Xiao Yu'er had a lot of thoughts in his heart.
"Yes, the eldest brother said that the second brother proves the Tao with strength and breaks the mirror with force. What he wants is to be unstoppable, and what he practices is arrogance and domineering. You can't learn it by yourself. Soldiers are tricky! Martial arts are skillful. ! And what I want is..." During the fight, Xiao Yu'er had an epiphany, and his heart was clear and he was no longer impatient.
Everyone saw the pretty little girl Jin Yiwei in full strength, pressing down on the fat young man and beating him, but they never thought that she suddenly jumped two steps back to distance herself. Everyone was extremely puzzled.
Mr. Liu, who was as fat as a pig, was also puzzled. Suddenly he was not punched, and he was confused. He removed his hands to protect his face. In his sight, he saw the little girl coming straight towards him, shouting moves. Name - "Little Fish Slide Shovel!!!"
Then there was a sharp pain in the calf bone of my left foot. I swayed for a moment and knelt down on one knee.
Seeing that the attack was successful, Xiao Yu'er felt happy in her heart, "This is the moment I have been waiting for!"
The little fish immediately stood up and took the move "Chopsticks fork the pig's head!!", with two jade fingers directly taking the fat pig's move.
"Ah!!!" With a sound, Mr. Liu's round pig's trotter-like fingers belatedly rushed to protect his eyes. Then there was a huge pulling force on the back collar, and his waist as thick as a bucket was held up by something. Then his feet lifted off the ground and he was instantly weightless!
Xiao Yuer shouted out the winning move "four ounces to move a thousand catties"!
The petite body picked up the fat young man, who weighed more than 200 kilograms, and threw him over his shoulder. A group of men, women, old and young, talented people and beauties watching the excitement had their mouths so big that they couldn't close them for a long time. Such a scene made everyone's heart just...
There is only one word left - breathtaking!!!
The pig-like Mr. Liu fell to the ground with a loud noise, and was smashed to pieces. He grunted and couldn't utter a complete sentence. It looked like he had really turned into a dead pig.
At this time, the song "Horse Racing" is already halfway through, and we are reaching the middle section where we abandon our bows and pluck the strings.
"Eh!? Uncle, why didn't you stop playing?" Xiao Yu'er won a great victory, but on the occasion of the celebration, he found that the erhu sound had indeed suddenly disappeared without a trace.
"Girl, the money I gave you is only enough to get you here. If you want to listen to the rest, you have to pay more!" The middle-aged uncle touched the erhu distressedly and replied quietly.
"..."
"Snapped!!!"
That was the sound of everyone's hands slapping their foreheads. In a short period of time, the three Jin Yiwei proved the saying that has been spread; play is fun, make trouble, don't make fun of Jin Yiwei!
And this person also proved one thing in a short period of time - there is such a weird thing in this world!!!
Back to the subject, Xiao Yu'er was about to step forward to touch up his legs, when a sweet shout came from afar.
"stop!!!"
That sound was like the cold wind on the mountain, cold and pure, not mixed with anything else, and like the clear spring under the valley, cool and deep, just a sound, but like an oracle, making people hear it like the tinkling of spring water flowing in.
The coolness in my heart, from head to toe, instantly dissipates the scorching heat of July, and even the nameless inner fire of midsummer is subtly suppressed. This chapter has been completed!