After both parties took their seats, the host came on stage and introduced today's rules.
"Today Chinese medicine plays against Thai medicine. Xiao Zhuo plays against Mr. Sompa's team. Two out of three games. I declare that the game will begin now!"
"In the first round, please send members of the Thai medical team to fight!"
"I'll do it!" A young man took the initiative to stand up.
"Okay! The person who goes to fight is..."
According to the host's introduction, this person's name is Damai, and he is the youngest member of Sompa's team.
Xiao Zhuo walked over and politely extended his hand, "Hello!"
Damai ignored it, raised his chin and looked aside with an arrogant look.
Cao Nima!
Shameless!
I'll see you soon!
Xiao Zhuo cursed in his heart.
"Since your name is Damai, I guess your girlfriend is from Japan, right?" Xiao Zhuo asked.
Damai frowned slightly, "How do you know?"
"Because they shout your name quite standardly."
Ha ha……
The whole audience laughed!
Damai instantly understood that Xiao Zhuo was mocking him, and his face turned pale with anger.
"Mr. Damai, I see your eyelids are black. Is it because you overworked last night?" Xiao Zhuo asked.
"None of your business!" Damai looked disdainful.
"Of course it does matter. If this continues, my life may be in danger!" Xiao Zhuo said seriously.
From Damai's point of view, Xiao Zhuo was clearly trying to be mysterious.
"What on earth do you want to say!"
"I want to say that small masturbation will make you happy, big masturbation will hurt your body, and forced masturbation will turn you into ashes!"
boom!
The whole audience burst into laughter again.
Damai's face was full of shame and anger. What he did last night was actually discovered by this kid.
Seeing Damai being extremely embarrassed on the stage, Sompa turned pale with anger and said, "What a shame!"
"You Chinese people are quick to talk! Stop talking nonsense and let's compete!" Damai said angrily.
Xiao Zhuo made a gesture to the host to signal the start of the game. He was too lazy to talk nonsense with this guy.
Soon, two elderly people in wheelchairs were pushed onto the stage.
"Both of them have been anesthetized. Please use the shortest possible time to remove the anesthesia and help them stand up!" the host introduced.
"You come first!" Damai said.
"Ladies first, it is our glorious tradition in China, you should come first!" Xiao Zhuo said with a smile.
"I am a man!" Damai shouted.
"Oh? Really? In your country, men dress like women and women dress like men. What about dyboys?"
Hahaha……
This sentence again attracted ridicule from everyone.
Damai snorted coldly, ignored him, and walked towards one of the elderly people.
Then he took out a black pill from his pocket and said, "Take this pill and the anesthetic will be lifted!"
The old man swallowed it dubiously.
Damai then started counting his clock.
After waiting for ten minutes, he suddenly said to the old man, "Get up!"
Under the eyes of everyone, the old man actually stood up.
The whole audience cheered.
"The anesthesia can be lifted in such a short time! That's awesome!"
“Thai doctors are really amazing!”
“Looks like there’s no need to compete in this round!”
Hearing these sounds, a look of pride appeared on Sompa's face.
On the contrary, Qian Yi and Ye Guobang's expressions were particularly solemn.
Damai performed so well right from the beginning, but Xiao Zhuo is in a worrying situation.
"It's your turn!" Damai shouted, pointing at Xiao Zhuo.
Without saying a word, Xiao Zhuo walked up to another old man, then took out the golden needle and held it in his hand.
"Old man, are you afraid of pain?"
"Afraid!"
"That's good!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the golden needle quickly penetrated into the old man's body.
ah!
A scream echoed throughout the audience.
Everyone looked at him in shock.
"He doesn't know how to see a doctor at all! Look what he has done to this old man!"
"There is no medical ethics at all!"
"Thankfully I was so optimistic about him before, but I was actually just showing off!"
…
Xiao Zhuo turned a deaf ear to these doubts and raised his hand to withdraw the golden needle.
"Sure enough, you Chinese medicine practitioners all like to bluff and cheat!"
"Do you think so?"
Damai is obviously deliberately trying to attract criticism from the audience.
As soon as he finished speaking, the doubts in the audience became more and more intense.
"It's simply an embarrassment to China!"
"Deceive our feelings!"
"He is a liar!"
Seeing the audience's anger gradually rising, Ye Jing began to worry.
"What should I do?"
"He didn't lie!" Qian Yi said calmly.
"What he just used was the long-lost Xiaoyao Acupuncture Technique!"
Although Xiao Zhuo only used one needle, Qian Yi could still see the technique of administering the needle.
He really couldn't understand why this young man could do this set of acupuncture even if he didn't know it!
"Xiao Zhuo, you must give everyone an explanation!" Damai shouted.
Xiao Zhuo looked calm, with a playful smile on his lips.
"I'm afraid it's up to Mr. Sompa to explain!"
Everyone's eyes turned to Songpa in the audience.
He looked extremely ugly and shouted at Damai, "Shut up!"
"It's obvious that he is cheating, why should I shut up?" Damai asked in confusion.
The audience was also confused, what happened to him?
Songpa said solemnly, "I came up with this question, I personally found these two people, and I even gave the anesthetic myself! What else do you want!"
Hearing this, Damai froze on the spot.
Everyone suddenly realized.
"It turns out Dr. Xiao is really capable!"
"I almost misunderstood Dr. Xiao!"
“TCM is really amazing!”
Sompa shouted at Damai, "What the hell are you doing standing there! Get out of here!"
Amid a chorus of sighs, Damai walked off the stage in dejection.