Wuming took out a braised lion head and threw it to Kumamoto Xiong.
Then Kumamoto screamed again, obviously conquered by the delicious braised lion head.
After Kumamoto finished the braised lion's head, he glanced at Wuming hesitantly, feeling that it was not good for him to just eat Wuming's food. The problem was that he had nothing to give back to Wuming.
Although it boasts that it is very good at picking up girls, and all the girls from the panda clan are attracted to it, the actual situation is that members of the panda clan and polar bear clan hate it and think it is a freak.
It has no friends, no relatives, nothing whatsoever, wandering around the Tofu Planet.
"Human, thank you for giving me such delicious food. I will protect you from now on. With me protecting you, you can run rampant on Tofu Planet in the future!" After thinking about it carefully, it found that there was really nothing to give back to Wuming, so it said
He patted his chest with a loyal face and said.
Wuming put his hands on the back of his head, looked at the starry sky and said with a smile: "Then I'll have to rely on you to protect me when I walk in the world."
"No problem!" Xiong Benxiong said immediately with a smile.
Wuming asked: "By the way, where are the panda clan?"
"Do you want to go to the panda clan? I can tell you that the panda clan is very dangerous. They have bad tempers and will use violence if they disagree. I advise you to stay away from the panda clan." Xiong Benxiong was stunned and then said seriously.
It doesn't want the only friend it has made to go to the territory of the panda family, because then its human friends will find out that it is actually a Lu.Se that no one likes.
"What about the polar bear clan?" Wuming blinked and asked.
Kumamoto threatened: "Polar bears are a more cruel race than pandas. They will catch an animal called soy milk seal, then cruelly tear them in half and suck the soy milk in their body. It is too cruel. If you
If you get close to a polar bear's territory, your belly will be scratched open with their sharp claws, and then they will suck all the soy milk out of your belly."
"Is that cruel?" Wuming said without changing his expression.
Kumamoto nodded and said: 'Yes, it is so cruel. If you don't believe it... forget it, I can't encourage you to get close to the polar bear, even if you look at it from a distance.'
"Aren't you there to protect me?" Wuming blinked and looked at Xiong Benxiong and said.
Xiong Benxiong blinked, then patted his chest and said: "Yes, I will cover you."
"Since you are protecting me, why should I be afraid of polar bears?" Wuming smiled slightly and patted Kumamoto on the shoulder.
Xiong Benxiong couldn't turn around, so he nodded and said: "What you said seems to make sense. With me protecting you...you can completely...definitely be able to run amok on Tofu Planet."
"Not bad, that's it!" Wuming narrowed his eyes and smiled.
"Then let's go, take me to the panda clan." Wuming got up from the ground and looked at Xiong Benxiong and said.
Kumamoto asked ambitiously: "Do you really have to go? The pandas of the panda family are very ferocious. They are very scary. I'm afraid they will scare you."
"Don't worry, I'm very brave, they can't scare me." Wuming said with a smile.
Kumamoto said helplessly: "Okay, you come with me, but you have to be mentally prepared, they are really scary and scary."
"Yeah, yeah." Wuming gave three affirmative answers in a row.
Xiong Benxiong had no choice but to lead the way. Wuming said in surprise: "Xiong Benxiong, you actually have a black heart pattern on your butt. It's so strange."
"Really? Let me see... Okay, I can't see." After hearing this, Xiong Benxiong immediately turned around to see his butt, but after two turns, he had to accept the reality. He couldn't see his butt.
.
Wuming smiled and said, "Really, I've seen it."
"Hahahahaha, isn't it very special? I, Xiong Benxiong, am such a special existence." Xiong Benxiong became happy again and said proudly.
Wuming nodded and said, "It's indeed special!"
Very poor little guy.
There are some things he knows without having to say them.
Next, one person and one bear walked towards the territory of the panda clan while chatting and spanking. Along the way, Wuming also found a bamboo.
This bamboo grows alone on top of the tofu. It looks very abrupt and the style of the painting is a bit weird.
When Wuming cut the bamboo, a large amount of syrup flowed out of the bamboo tube. He tasted it and found that the taste of the syrup was very similar to the smoked lollipop given by Kumamoto.
Apparently, Kumamoto used these syrups to make lollipops.
However, Wuming did not reveal this. He asked doubtfully as he walked: "Why is there syrup in the bamboo tube? Mapo tofu also needs sweetness?"
"There is a tofu brain mountain in front. These syrups are the treasures of the sweet frog family, but the sweet frog also has an old enemy, the salty toad. The two families have been fighting for control of the tofu mountain and often fight.
"Xiong Benxiong introduced.
Sweet and salty battle?
Wuming suddenly understood, squinted his eyes and said with a smile: "Then do you prefer sweet tofu pudding or salty tofu pudding?"
"I don't like them all. I hate tofu. I hate all foods made with tofu." Kumamoto said with a look of disgust.
Wuming smiled and said, "I wonder if anyone likes that spicy tofu noodle."
"..."
Xiong Benxiong looked at Wuming speechlessly and complained in his heart, are you a devil?
It’s hard to imagine how unpalatable spicy tofu pudding can be.
Ten minutes later, one person and one bear arrived at Tofu Nao Mountain. This is a mountain made of tofu. It looks like a big bowl, and in the big bowl are countless tofu nao.
Wuming walked to the edge and scooped out a bowl. After taking a sip, he showed a happy expression. He said to Xiong Benxiong: "The quality of this tofu is so good. Even without any seasoning, the refreshing and sweet taste is great."
It’s enough to conquer my taste buds, delicious!”
"If it's delicious, just eat more." Kumamoto said expressionlessly.
Wuming nodded and immediately scooped up another bowl and drank it. He then took out the sugar and ate a bowl of sweet tofu curd.
"Hahahaha, I won, the sweet party is the only answer in the world!" A frog jumped out from behind a stone and laughed proudly.
Not far away, a toad stared at the frog unwillingly.
Obviously, frogs and toads had discovered Wuming and Xiong Benxiong a long time ago. They hid in the dark and observed, and even had a tacit understanding of the competition. The content of the competition was whether Wuming would choose to eat sweet or salty tofu.
In the end, Wuming added sugar to the tofu, so the frog won.
At this time, Wuming scooped up another bowl of tofu, took out salt and sprinkled it on the tofu, looked at the frogs and toads, blinked, and drank the salty tofu in one gulp very evilly.
Both frogs and toads looked shocked. How could there be creatures in the world that like both sweet tofu and salty tofu at the same time!!!