A monster I have never seen before, but it smells so good!
The monkey swallowed his saliva while taking out the telescope. He found this telescope in a school. At first, he didn't know what it was used for. After playing with it a few times, he discovered that the telescope could see things far away, so he started using the telescope.
It became his treasure.
"Someone!"
The monkey held the telescope to observe the monster, and then discovered that there were three people sitting on the monster's back.
At the first moment, his eyes fell on Zhang Shouzhong. He was shocked and murmured to himself: "It turns out that there are really such fat people, just like balloons."
He is so thin that when he inhales, he can clearly see his 'chops'. In the past, he had always been curious about how fat he could get, but now he finally sees it.
Then his eyes fell on the monster's back. Pieces of golden beef were being fried on a suspended iron plate. There was an iron pot suspended next to the iron plate. The beef in the pot was rolling, emitting bursts of steam.
.
Gulu!
The monkey's stomach made a loud noise, and he felt even hungrier at this moment.
"You can't go there. If you are with a monster, you must be a monster too!" He touched his belly and said to himself.
In the past few years, he had seen many existences that looked like humans, but were actually monsters. The first time he was particularly excited, thinking he was seeing a companion, but just when he wanted to step forward, the monster swallowed a piece of concrete in one gulp.
When he reached his stomach, he realized that although the monster looked like a human, it was actually turned into stone inside.
From then on, when he saw any creature that looked more like a human being, he would be instinctively suspicious and vigilant, and would not approach or come into contact easily.
He wants to live well because his mother wants him to live well.
"I'm so hungry, I can't smell it anymore, or I'll go crazy." He felt more and more hungry, and finally stuffed his nose with a piece of cloth, retreated home and slept with his eyes closed.
As long as you fall asleep, you won't feel hungry.
This is the most effective way to fight hunger that he has summarized in the past.
He closed his eyes, adjusted his breathing, and tried to ignore the feeling of hunger as much as possible, but the fragrance became more and more obvious, and even felt like it was right in front of his nose.
Very fragrant.
I really want to eat it!
No, no, that's a monster and will die!
The monkey shook his head, covered his nose with both hands, closed his eyes harder and tried to sleep.
But even if he covers his nose, the scent can still penetrate into his nose and even come in from his mouth, as if there is a real piece of meat in front of him.
"..."
The monkey suddenly felt something was wrong. He was so far away. Why was the scent so close?
He felt a thump in his heart and carefully opened his eyes. A smiling face appeared in his eyes. This was one of the three monsters!
This guy was holding chopsticks with a piece of meat on the chopsticks, which was only one centimeter away from him.
Dead, dead, dying!
The monkey felt a little scared, but more of a feeling of relief.
The next moment, he suddenly opened his mouth and ate the meat on the chopsticks.
tasty!
The monkey's eyes widened suddenly, feeling that the whole world was exploding. The threat of the monster man around him, the pain of past survival, and the sadness of his mother's death were all driven away by the strong aroma of meat.
The smell of meat was like a level 12 tornado, which violently hit his body. He knelt on the ground and said, "Kill me, I'm satisfied!"
"..."
Wuming looked at the skinny boy in front of him and was speechless for a moment.
He turned his hand over and a bowl appeared in his palm. He held the bowl and asked, "Don't you want to eat more?"
"I want it!" The monkey immediately pounced on the bowl in Wuming's hand.
Wuming handed the bowl to the monkey and watched him eating the meat with a smile. This guy ate it directly with his hands and shed tears while eating. He looked pitiful.
Generally speaking, if you are hungry for a long time, you should not eat like this, as it can easily lead to accidents.
But with Wuming by his side, even if the monkey dies suddenly from eating the meat, he can still resurrect it.
Of course, under normal circumstances, he can take action to cure the monkey just before it is about to die suddenly. There is no need to wait for the monkey to die suddenly before taking action.
"Is it tasty?"
After the monkey finished eating, Wuming asked with a smile.
The monkey put down the bowl, lowered his head and said: "Monster, kill me, I will not give in."
"I am a human being!" Wuming said with a smile.
The monkey immediately raised his head and looked at Wuming in disbelief. After a while, he got up and said at a loss: "Human? Are you a human? So I am not the last human?"
"Of course you are not the last human being. There are many human beings." Wuming smiled.
The monkey laughed happily, laughing but couldn't help but cry. If it weren't for the ability to see a person through the biological force field, Wuming would definitely mistake him for a crybaby.
When the monkey recovered, Wuming smiled and said, "We are getting ready to have lunch. Do you want to go over there and join us?"
"Wait!" Monkey stood up and said seriously as soon as he thought of something.
Wuming looked at him and saw that he bowed first and then stretched out his hand towards him.
What does this mean by shaking hands?
Wuming thought, but stretched out his hand to shake hands with the monkey.
After shaking hands, Monkey immediately raised his head and kissed him with a pout. Wuming quickly stepped back and said, "What are you doing? Are you crazy?"
"This is etiquette, don't you know?" Monkey opened his eyes and said seriously.
Wuming was surprised: "There is still such etiquette in this world!"
He really doesn't know what the etiquette in this world is like, mainly because Gong Xiang has never said such a thing. After all, it's the end of the world, who cares about etiquette?
"Look, it's written in the book!" Monkey immediately turned around and rummaged around, and finally handed a tattered book to Wuming.
Wuming flipped through it and was a little speechless. This was a book that introduced the evolution of etiquette and the differences between Chinese and foreign etiquette. There were indeed several pictures of ancient people bowing, modern people shaking hands, and veneer.
Apparently the monkey connected several paintings together and finally imagined what human etiquette looks like.
Wuming closed the book and said with a headache: "I won't be able to explain it for a while. Let's go eat meat first and talk while eating."
"oh."
The monkey nodded a little confused.
He felt that his guess was correct. There were many books with pictures of bowing, shaking hands, and kissing. If it wasn't etiquette, why were there so many?
However, he was a little shaken when he saw that Wuming seemed to know a lot of things.
Wuming grabbed his shoulders, and in an instant the two of them were back on Qilin's back. Zhang Shouzhong frowned and said, "This little kid stinks so much, Wuming, let him take a bath first!"
"It's not a big problem!" Wuming smiled and blew at the monkey.
The monkey immediately felt his body light up, as if his whole body had been washed, and even his clothes changed back to their original color.
He smiled in surprise: "By the way, I remembered, my suit was originally blue!"