Chapter 1,343 Showman, sit down like a motherfucker
"Ahem, this clerical error is a bit excessive," Zhu Ping'an looked away from the rice paper and coughed.
The difference between the words "shi" and "shi" is not that big. If you can't write the word "shi", or if you write the word "shi" by mistake, it would be excusable. But if you mistakenly write the word "shi" as "shi"
"Position", this clerical error was a bit excessive, and Zhu Ping'an even doubted whether the naughty kid did it on purpose.
"My dear nephew, it's not just that simple. How ignorant and unskilled he is to make such a mistake!" Marquis Linhuai couldn't calm down.
"Ahem, I was careless for a moment, but I won't make such low-level mistakes in the future." Zhu Ping'an defended the naughty kid with lack of confidence.
"If this sentence is careless, then what about the next sentence? I'll compare him with 'When I was four years old, my uncle took away my mother's ambition'. Do you know how he explained it?!" Marquis Linhuai mentioned this sentence, and his mood became even more intense.
He was so excited that his chest was rising and falling violently, as if he was about to explode in the next second.
Well!
The Marquis of Linhuai looked many times more excited than before, and Zhu Ping'an suddenly became curious. How did the naughty boy translate it?!
"I think I understand this sentence very well." The naughty boy raised his fat face, his confidence not diminished at all.
The naughty kid has always been very good at this aspect of self-confidence, and there is no one like him!
There was going to be an explosion at the Marquis of Linhuai. Zhu Ping'an asked the naughty kid before the Marquis of Linhuai exploded, "Brother Rui, how did you explain it?"
"This sentence is not difficult. 'When I was four years old, my uncle took away my mother's virginity.' It means 'when I was four years old, my uncle took away my mother's virginity.'" The naughty boy raised his fat face and explained confidently.
.
I have a bulge!
"When I was four years old, my uncle took away my mother's virginity" means "When I was four years old, my uncle took away my mother's virginity"?!!
puff!
Zhu Ping'an couldn't hold it back after hearing the naughty boy's explanation. He spit out a mouthful of tea. Your special mother is no longer just a talent. You are Xiu'er, Tianxiu, ***, Dihuazhixiu, and Destiny.
Even Zhong Shen’s show is not as good as yours,
Zhu Ping'an stared at the naughty boy Rui Geer with his mouth open, with a look of "Fuck" and admiration written all over his face.
After arranging for your old father to be castrated and brought into the palace, you also made clear arrangements for your old mother!
At this moment, Zhu Ping'an felt a little sorry for Linhuai Marquis Li Tingzhu, and he checked his son's homework with great longing, hoping to see that his son was excellent in both homework and filial piety. As a result, his son was not only poor in homework, but also in filial piety.
The father was castrated and entered the palace, and arranged for his uncle to take away the maternal virginity.
What a good "Chen Qing Biao", but you explained it into a bloody drama integrating palace fighting, human nature and ethics.
Zhu Ping'an looked at the Marquis of Linhuai and then at the naughty kid. He was his biological child. In this case, the Marquis of Linhuai did not beat the naughty kid to death, which fully demonstrated that the naughty kid was his biological child.
"I'm going to let you seize your mother's will." Linhuai Hou finally exploded. He violated the principles of physics at this moment. His fat body made elegant movements and swept the naughty child from behind Zhu Ping'an with lightning speed.
He was dragged out, pushed down on the chair, and slapped on the butt.
The voice of the naughty child carries far away
It took a lot of effort for Zhu Ping'an to rescue the naughty child from the bear paw of Marquis Linhuai.
"Ahem, uncle, Brother Rui may not have been paying attention in class recently. He should have been good at his previous homework."
Zhu Pingan found a reason to appease the Marquis of Linhuai.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuah, I have learned a lot in the past, and I will definitely not be as loose as this broken "Chen Qing Biao"" The naughty child snorted twice, and raised his head 45 degrees, with that familiar fascination.
The confidence returned to his fat face.
Xiu'er, sit down!
Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but cover his face when he saw the naughty boy's behavior. I just said casually that I would find a step for you to get off. I didn't ask you to stand up! He stepped on the table and stood up! "I learned it well before.
It’s not like "Chen Qing Biao", you have a lot of words.
really!
Hearing the naughty boy's confident expression, Linhuai Marquis looked at the naughty boy like a wild monster attracted by hatred. He became interested in comparing himself with the naughty boy and casually wrapped the cane around his hand like a riding crop.
, walked to the bookshelf, took out a volume at random, opened a page, pointed at one of the sentences, and said to the naughty kid, "Okay, didn't you say that you have learned well before? Didn't you say no?
Is it like diarrhea in "Chen Qing Biao"? Then tell me this sentence of reconciliation?"
"The solution is the solution, just be optimistic about it." The naughty kid's self-confidence is never lacking, nor is it false.
Brother Rui, the naughty boy, looked at the sentence pointed by Marquis Linhuai, and Zhu Pingan also looked over.
I saw that the Marquis of Linhuai was referring to exactly what he was referring to: In the future, when a donkey crows, a tiger will be frightened.
Just reading this sentence, Zhu Ping'an knew that it came from "The Donkey of Guizhou" by Liu Zongyuan, one of the Eight Great Masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties. The famous idiom "The Donkey of Guizhou has no skills" came from this chapter.
"In the future, when the donkey crows, the tiger will be frightened." This sentence is very simple, and it can be said that it is not difficult at all.
Zhu Ping'an believed that the naughty kid would be able to explain it easily.
Um.
Zhu Ping'an glanced at Linhuai Marquis Li Tingzhu, and couldn't help but give him a thumbs up. Sure enough, Jiang was still very spicy. It seemed like a random book, a random page, a random selection.
One sentence is actually very particular, and I chose such a simple one on purpose.
The Marquis of Linhuai was very good at controlling the strength.
Yes, there are steps. The next step is to explain it to the naughty boy, and both parties can use the slope to get off the donkey.
"How do you explain this sentence? Please explain it quickly." Linhuai Marquis clicked on this sentence and urged the naughty boy.
You should hurry up. Zihou and I have serious things to discuss. This is what the Marquis of Linhuai is saying.
"Brother Rui, please solve it. I believe you can do it." Zhu Pingan smiled slightly and picked up the teacup again.
"Ahem, this sentence is very simple. Listen carefully." The naughty boy cleared his throat, with a confident face and a rainbow of momentum. He put his hands behind his back and explained loudly, "'In the future, the donkey will roar and the tiger will be frightened.
'The meaning of this sentence is 'As soon as he said this, the donkey brayed and the tiger was startled.'"
puff!
Zhu Ping'an just took a sip of tea and then all the tea came out again. He stared at the naughty kid with a look of disbelief on his face!
As soon as he said this, the donkey brayed, and the tiger was so frightened that Liu Zongyuan's coffin board could no longer hold it!
Showman, sit down like a motherfucker!
No!
Get down!
Such a simple sentence, you suddenly started driving! You even made a sharp turn right after you got up!
"My dear nephew, don't stop me. I'm going to kill this ignorant, filthy-minded scoundrel, so that he won't be embarrassed when he goes out in the future. Our old Li family has been honorable and loyal to the country from generation to generation. We can't lose it."
At this moment, Li Tingzhu, the Marquis of Linhuai, roared and almost overturned the roof.