Chapter 1345: A drop of kindness should be repaid with fists
From family affairs to state affairs, from government affairs to the military, Zhu Pingan and Linhuai Marquis Li Tingzhu chatted in the study for a long time until noon. Linhuai Marquis asked Zhu Pingan to have lunch in the palace, but Zhu Pingan declined but had to accept.
The dining table was filled with a dazzling array of delicacies from the mountains and seas, including shark's fins, bird's nests, abalone and sea cucumbers, all of which were missing. It highlighted the extravagance, and was more than a hundred times more sumptuous than the reception banquet organized by the Jiangsu and Zhejiang Ti Xing Press Division.
However, to be honest, when Zhu Ping'an ate it, he felt it was not as sweet as yesterday's Jie Feng Banquet.
There were three people sitting on the huge table, Linhuai Marquis Li Tingzhu, Zhu Ping'an and the naughty boy.
The naughty boy had just been taught a lesson by the Marquis of Linhuai. His hands were wrapped in bandages, and a maid was dedicated to serve him meals.
"Fifth brother-in-law, it's unfortunate that you came here. If you had come a few days earlier, you could have attended the banquet for my father to marry my aunt." The naughty boy at the dinner table ate a chicken leg under the service of the maid, with an innocent look on his face.
Said to Zhu Pingan.
Wow!
When the naughty boy spoke, Linhuai Marquis Li Tingzhu was holding a wine glass to persuade Zhu Ping'an to drink. As soon as the naughty boy finished speaking, Linhuai Marquis' hand holding the wine glass trembled, and the wine glass suddenly fell to the ground.
Of course, the Marquis of Linhuai would be nervous. Taking a local woman as his wife or concubine while he was in office was strictly prohibited. Once it was found to be true, it would be a serious crime that would result in the loss of official position.
"Scoundrel! What nonsense!" Marquis Linhuai glared hard at Brother Rui, the naughty child, and then nervously turned to explain to Zhu Pingan, "Ahem, cough, cough, kid is not sensible. My nephew, don't listen to this scoundrel.
Nonsense, you are not marrying an aunt, you are just hiring a wet nurse for Brother Rui."
The wet nurse you hired for Brother Rui?! When Zhu Pingan heard this, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitch. Brother Rui is old and has been weaned for a long time. You said you hired a wet nurse for him. Your explanation is too far-fetched.
Come on. Sure enough, no matter how good the policy is, there will always be various loopholes taken advantage of when it is implemented.
"Are you hiring a wet nurse for me or for dad? Why does she sleep in dad's room at night..."
Brother Rui, the naughty boy, raised his fat face and narrowed his eyes, looking at the Marquis of Linhuai innocently and asked.
The Marquis of Linhuai blushed and looked at the naughty child with a kind face. His voice came out from between his teeth, "Of course it's the wet nurse you invited..."
"Then..." The naughty boy wanted to say something more, but he was interrupted by the Marquis of Linhuai as soon as he said a word.
"Don't talk when you eat, and don't talk when you sleep! How do I teach you this?" Marquis Linhuai glared at the naughty child, and slapped the table hard with a hand like a bear's paw, putting on a picture of a selfless old Yan.
face.
"Ahem, nephew, let's drink, drink. Don't listen to this bastard's nonsense. She's just a wet nurse, not an aunt."
After teaching the naughty boy a lesson, Marquis Linhuai picked up his wine glass with an embarrassed look and emphasized to Zhu Pingan again.
"You didn't let me speak, and you said, huh, only the state officials are allowed to set fires, but the people are not allowed to light lamps..."
Seeing this, the naughty boy muttered in a low voice with a fat face and deep resentment. However, although the naughty boy's voice was small, he was so close that both Zhu Pingan and Linhuai Marquis could hear him clearly.
"Haha, the idiom is well used. As a father, I can't help but want to check your homework again tonight!"
The Marquis of Linhuai looked at the naughty child with a smile, and said through gritted teeth.
"Just check, I'm not afraid." When the naughty kid heard that his homework was going to be checked, his fat face couldn't help but tremble, but he didn't show any fear on his face.
If you say the harshest words, you will receive the harshest beatings. In the Three Kingdoms, you will be Lingling General Xing Daorong.
Seeing the naughty boy's fat face, Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but think of General Xing Daorong in the Three Kingdoms.
Of course, through this incident at the dinner table, Zhu Ping'an also understood in his heart. In the morning, when Linhuai Marquis Li Tingzhu tested the naughty child's "It's six months since I was born, a loving father will betray me", the naughty child translated "I was born six months ago.
My kind father was castrated." Most likely, no, it was him who deliberately wrote "shi" as "shi".
Zhu Ping'an had suspected it in the morning, but now he was finally sure.
The naughty boy had resentment against the Marquis of Linhuai for marrying his aunt, so he fought for the injustice between the Marquis of Linhuai and his own mother.
I guess Linhuai Hou also understood this in his heart, which is why he felt so deeply involved and beat him so seriously.
"Brother-in-law, come here, I have something to tell you." After lunch, the naughty boy said to Zhu Ping'an mysteriously.
"Oh, do you have something to tell me?" Zhu Pingan walked into the room with the naughty boy curiously.
"Brother-in-law, you have to thank me properly?" The naughty kid stretched out his bandaged paw and said to take credit.
Thank u?
When Zhu Pingan heard this, he couldn't help but smile and asked softly, "Why should I thank you so much?"
"Because before my father and I came here from the capital, Fifth Sister asked me to see how you were doing in the south. I just wrote back to Fifth Sister the day before yesterday, saying that you were doing well, so that Fifth Sister didn't have to worry."
The naughty boy raised his fat face and said, "I'm great, please praise me".
Oh, and there's this.
Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but smile when he heard this. If this is the case, he really has to thank the naughty kid.
"How did you reply to the letter?" Zhu Pingan asked the naughty boy Rui with a smile, "Tell me about it."
"I said brother-in-law, you eat well, sleep well, and marry two aunts..." the naughty boy said innocently.
Damn it!
What!? I married my aunt?! Or two?!
When Zhu Pingan heard this, his expression changed drastically, "When did I marry my aunt?! Or two?!"
"The night my father married my aunt, I dreamed about you. In the dream, you married two aunts."
The naughty boy said seriously.
Damn it!
Are you fucking dreaming?
Hearing this, Zhu Ping'an almost vomited blood, "Brother Rui, that was a dream, not reality. Why do you tell fifth sister like this?"
"Because a fortune teller came the next day and said that my dreams can come true. Dreams come true means that dreams can come true, so I wrote the letter to my fifth sister." The naughty boy said matter-of-factly.
Then he said with a look of taking credit, "Fifth brother-in-law, do you want to thank me?"
"Okay, I do want to thank you!"
Zhu Pingan gritted his teeth and said, pulling the naughty kid onto his lap and giving him a slap on the butt.
"Aw, brother-in-law, you are repaying kindness with enmity." The naughty child yelled.
"No, this is how I repay my kindness. Haven't you heard that 'a drop of kindness should be repaid with a fist'?"
Zhu Ping'an smiled slightly, raised his fist and shook it in front of the naughty child.
"A drop of kindness should be repaid with a fist... I seem to have heard of it... But what you just used was a slap."
The naughty kid scratched his forehead with his fat paws, his big fat face wrinkled like a bull terrier.
"Oh, you're right, then I'll use my fists." Zhu Ping'an complied and satisfied the naughty kid's request.
"Ouch...brother-in-law, that's 'Yongquan' and not 'Yongquan', right?" The naughty boy gained wisdom after receiving a punch, and his brain came to his senses.
"Oh, really?" Zhu Ping'an looked like he just knew it, and then said to the naughty kid with a gentle face, "Brother-in-law, let's repay your kindness in another way. Isn't my uncle going to test your homework tonight? I will do it for you."
You can take some extra classes and make sure you pass uncle's exam smoothly."
"You help me with tutoring?" The naughty kid looked up at Zhu Pingan.
"I am the number one scholar, believe me, that's right." Zhu Pingan nodded, with a sincere and reliable smile.