Chapter 1380 If you are a boy or a girl, eat more walnuts
"Sister Hua'er, look, he fell silent. I must have exposed the truth and was speechless."
The witch Ruonan stretched out her slender jade finger and pointed at the speechless Zhu Ping'an, then turned to Hua'er and said to the side.
He looks like an old yin and yang!
"No, my uncle never goes to such dirty places." Hua'er was unmoved.
"Knowing people but not their hearts. He will report to you when he goes to a place like that. He goes there secretly. How can there be a cat in this world who is not sneaky? Men are all virtuous and eat the sweet things.
"
The demon girl Ruo Nan tried her best to slander and sow discord, and poured basin after basin of dirty water on Zhu Ping'an.
"My uncle is not."
Hua'er shook her head. Although the demon Ruonan tried her best to discredit Zhu Pingan, Hua'er still believed in Zhu Pingan.
"Hua'er, I have inquired about it. The Xiyao Building is the most famous entertainment venue in Yingtian Mansion, the Golden Grotto. The girls in it are all as beautiful as flowers. They are proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting. If they didn't spend money like water, what kind of things would it be?
Even a stinky man would love to live there. However, it is said that the girls there admire talented people the most. If he can write a good poem, all the girls there will appreciate it. Tsk tsk, even though your uncle is ugly, he looks ugly.
, but I have to admit that he still has some talents, especially the youngest number one scholar in the Ming Dynasty. Tsk tsk, just this name alone can make the girls inside fight for their support. Red sleeves add fragrance, and a beautiful woman warms the bed.
How can any man resist the temptation to hug a beautiful woman without spending any money? Just like this moment of candied fruit, if you can eat it for free without spending any money, who do you think would not eat it? "
The enchantress Ruonan said in a low tone, stretched out her slender hand, pinched a candied fruit, shook it in front of Hua'er, and then put it into her red lips.
"My uncle can't do that." Hua'er was unmoved.
"Haha, if you are a boy or a girl, after you have said so much, do you want to go to the military camp with me to supervise?"
Zhu Pingan twitched the corner of his mouth and smiled softly.
"Ahem, okay, I'll go with you tomorrow to see where you go." The demon Ruonan coughed and blinked.
Zhu Pingan smiled at the demon Ruonan and said firmly, "Don't think about it, it's impossible!"
"Why?! You don't dare, you feel guilty, don't you?!" The demon Ruonan snorted.
"Women are not allowed to enter this important military camp." Zhu Pingan shook his head.
"I can dress up as a man." The enchantress Ruonan blinked, "You want to go to the Slim Waist Building, right? That's why you don't dare to let me follow you."
"Your men's clothing is full of flaws. People saw it last time." Zhu Pingan curled his lips.
"It won't happen this time." The demon Ruonan said confidently.
Last time she went to the Miao camp safely with her master, Mrs. Yilan saw through her disguise as a man. After she came back, she summarized her mistakes and raised her level of disguise as a man to another level. She was confident that she would never be seen through again.
"Don't think about it, I won't take you there." Zhu Pingan shook his head and said without room for negotiation.
"Zhu Ping'an, you must be going to the Thin Waist Building tomorrow, that's why you won't take me with you." The demon Ruonan said excitedly.
"It's no use provoking generals." Zhu Pingan shrugged.
"Zhu Ping'an, are you feeling guilty?" the demon girl Ruonan said reluctantly.
Zhu Pingan was too lazy to pay attention to her, stood up and walked to the study, leaving the demon Ruonan behind.
"Look, Hua'er, he ran away and didn't even dare to answer." The demon girl Ruonan pointed at Zhu Pingan's back and said to Hua'er.
"I've already answered." Zhu Ping'an paused when he reached the door, turned to look at the demon Ruonan and twitched his lips.
"Gee, I see there is no painting. This is your uncle. He is telling lies with his eyes open. He obviously didn't say a word, but he said he answered tut tut. He said he would go to the military camp tomorrow. Do you still believe it?"
The demon girl Ruonan chuckled, thinking she had caught Zhu Pingan's flaw, and lost no time in speaking to Hua'er.
"Boys and girls, don't just eat candied fruits. There are walnuts on the table. Crush them yourself and eat a few more."
Zhu Pingan stood at the door and smiled slightly, pointing at the snack plate in the hand of the demon girl Ruonan.
"What are you doing?! I've caught you by the tail and you're starting to please me?!" The demon Ruonan chuckled.
"No, the shape complements the shape. Eat more walnuts to nourish the brain." Zhu Pingan pointed to the walnuts on the table and then to his head.
"What consciousness?! Are you saying I'm stupid?!"
The demon girl Ruonan was stunned for a moment, and then she realized what she was doing. She suddenly felt chills all over her body, and stared straight at Zhu Pingan with her eyes, as if she wanted to poke two holes in Zhu Pingan's body.
"What do you think? I have already answered you, but you don't know." Zhu Pingan pulled the corners of his lips downwards and curved them.
"Zhu Pingan! You are a typical person who tells lies with your eyes open, calling a deer a horse, confusing right and wrong. Zhu Bajie beats you up." The demon girl Ruonan gritted her teeth and looked at Zhu Pingan, her anger level rising, "My aunt is not deaf, you clearly didn't say a word,
Where did you answer me?!"
"Hua'er, tell me, did you hear him speak just now?!" The demon Ruonan pulled Hua'er over for verification.
"Hua'er, please don't speak out of conscience. You speak with your conscience." The demon Ruonan took Hua'er's hand and placed it on Hua'er's chest, asking Hua'er to answer with her conscience and not blatantly favor Zhu.
Safety.
Ahem, I'm a little jealous
At this moment, the demon Ruonan had an idea in her mind
Before Hua'er could speak, Zhu Ping'an spoke. He looked at the witch Ruonan and shrugged, the corners of her mouth curved even more, and said with a smile, "So, if you are a boy or a girl, you should eat walnuts to replenish your strength."
"You are the one who should be eating walnuts to nourish your brain!" The demon girl Ruonan glared at Zhu Ping'an hard, feeling chilled all over her body.
"Do you have to speak to answer? I have just given you the answer with actions." Zhu Pingan twitched the corner of his mouth.
"Action?! What action?! You just walked over." After hearing Zhu Pingan's words, the demon girl Ruonan couldn't help but be confused, with a confused look on her face, completely unable to understand what Zhu Pingan meant.
"So, if you are a boy or girl, please eat a few more walnuts every day." Zhu Ping'an said with the corner of his mouth.
Snapped!
The witch Ruonan was filled with chills. She reached out and slapped the walnuts. Not only did she smash the walnuts, she also smashed the plate holding the walnuts into pieces.
However, Zhu Ping'an didn't even blink. He was almost immune to such threatening behavior from the demon Ruonan.
"Zhu Pingan, what do you mean?! If you don't explain yourself clearly, I will crush your head like a walnut."
The demon girl Ruonan gritted her teeth and threatened.
Zhu Pingan looked at the demon Ruonan and smiled, ignoring the threat from the demon Ruonan, turned around and left with his hands behind his back.
When the demon girl Ruonan was about to explode, Zhu Pingan's voice came over, "Look, this is my answer. I, Zhu Pingan, stand up straight, behave upright, go my own way, and let others speak."