Zhu Ping'an walked into the house and found that the room that he had just cleaned for the fat man a few days ago had now turned into a dirty and messy pigsty. Clothes and garbage were flying on the ground, and the leftovers and smelly socks were all the same.
The smell in the room is suffocating... I don't know how fat people live in such an environment!
The waiters at Shaoxing Restaurant couldn't wait to put down their food and drinks, and fled from Fatty's pig house as fast as they could. Seeing how they were running for their lives, in their eyes, Fatty's room was on the level of hell.
How can this room not be cleaned?!
Zhu Pingan rolled up his sleeves with a wry smile, called to Liu Mu and Liu Dadao, took the fat man with him, and began to clean the room.
"There's really no need to waste time cleaning. It's going to be like this in a few days anyway. Let's eat first. It won't be good if the food and wine get cold."
The greasy fat man was holding a broom in his hand, as if he was carrying a thousand kilograms of weight. He seemed to have exhausted all his strength in sweeping the floor. His small eyes never left the food and wine, and he spoke to Zhu Ping'an while slobbering.
"Don't worry, the food box is sealed with a warm towel, and the food and wine will never get cold." Zhu Ping'an said with a smile.
Your room is as messy as a pigsty, and the smell is so strong. How can you eat without cleaning it...
The three outsiders, Zhu Ping'an, were sweating like rain, but the owner, the greasy fat man, was working hard there. He was a typical helper and did not contribute much. Although he also held a broom in his hand, he could not even sweep out an area as large as a palm. Not only Liu Dadao looked sideways,
Even Liu Mu couldn't help but look sideways at the fat man, he was so lazy.
In about one stick of incense, the room was cleaned and looked brand new. The windows were opened for ventilation, and the indoor air became much fresher.
The greasy fat man couldn't wait to open the food box, took out the food and wine, and placed a full table.
"Little cutie, you miss me so much...mua...this is the taste..." When the plate was being placed, the greasy fat man couldn't bear the slander, so he stretched out his hand and pinched it.
Put a drunken shrimp into your mouth, smack your mouth, and close your eyes with satisfaction? It's as if your life has reached its peak all of a sudden.
It feels like I haven't eaten in half a year.
Seeing the unpromising look of the greasy fat man, Liu Dadao couldn't help but rolled his eyes and sneered. They used to only have three-thirds of Susukawa in the mountain village, and the corvee was heavy. They made a living by hunting and often didn't have enough to eat, especially when the mountains were closed by heavy snow in winter. Chu
There is a serious shortage of food, and prey is hard to find. It is common for them to be hungry at this time, but even if they are hungry and cold, they are not as hopeless as the greasy fat man.
"Brother Hu? Please." Zhu Pingan reached out his hand politely and said.
"Please, please." The greasy fat man had already refused to invite you. He picked up the food quickly with chopsticks in his hand, without even having time to lift his head. He stuffed his mouth with one chopstick after another, and replied vaguely while devouring the food.
"Brother Hu, have a sip of tea." Zhu Pingan smiled, picked up the teapot, poured a cup of tea for the greasy fat man, and placed it next to the fat man.
"Good!" The fat man was so greasy that he choked. Zhu Ping'an's cup of tea was really a timely help. The fat man picked up the tea cup and drank it all in a few mouthfuls. Then he continued to storm.
That's it? The greasy fat man has been devouring nearly half a stick of incense. After burping, he reluctantly slowed down the speed of picking up vegetables and swallowing. Of course? Even if he slowed down, it was half faster than Zhu Ping'an and the others.
shoot.
During this period, Zhu Ping'an gave the fat man two cups of tea and moved the five plates far away from the fat man in front of him.
Seeing that the fat man had slowed down, Zhu Pingan poured the fat man a glass of wine and said, "Brother Hu, I'm here to say goodbye to you today."
"What?! Farewell?!" Upon hearing this, the greasy fat man stopped using his chopsticks and looked at Zhu Pingan with a look of reluctance, "Are you leaving Yingtian?! Can you not leave...",
For a while, the crab roe in my mouth no longer tasted good.
Do you want to leave Yingtian? Can you not leave...
The fat man's reluctance to let go made Zhu Pingan a little surprised, and the fat man's retention made Zhu Pingan even more surprised. Then hope arose in his heart. In this case, there would be something to play. Uncle Liu Huang's three visits to the thatched cottage are really worth it.
"If you leave, wouldn't it mean that these delicacies are no longer destined for me...will the little happiness that comes every now and then leave me like this?!"
Fatty's next words brought Zhu Pingan's accident back on track. Well, this is Fatty, this is reality. Zhu Pingan was not surprised by this.
"You have to be responsible for me." The fat man looked at Zhu Pingan with eyes full of emotion.
"Ahem...Brother Hu, why did you say that?" Zhu Ping'an almost spit out a mouthful of old tea after hearing the fat man's shocking words. Hey, hey, hey, I'll get used to it, and I can sue you for slander.
ah!
"You've whetted my appetite these past few days. I used to be able to handle a meal of steamed buns, but now it's hard to swallow without alcohol or meat..."
The fat man licked his lips and accused.
Damn it, fat man, you are so shameless. The scoundrels are not as scoundrel as you... Hearing this, Liu Dadao endured it for a long time and couldn't hold it in any longer. He raised his head and was about to scold the fat man.
Liu Mu's eyesight and feet were not strong enough, so before the fat man could say anything, he kicked him under the table. He was stepped on by Liu Mu and glared at him, and he swallowed back the words that Liu Dadai said.
"Haha, that's it." Zhu Ping'an laughed immediately after hearing this, and then said to the fat man, "Of course, what Brother Hu said makes sense, this is all my fault, and I naturally have to take responsibility for Brother Hu."
The fat man looked at Zhu Pingan in surprise, was your brain caught in the door? You actually agreed?!
"Brother Hu, do you think this is a good idea? Why don't you come with me, Brother Hu? I guarantee that Brother Hu will have wine and meat every time."
Zhu Ping'an showed a kind smile like a wolf grandmother, patted his chest, and assured the greasy fat man.
The fat man looked at Zhu Pingan warily, his eyes sparkling, as if he had seen through Zhu Pingan.
Zhu Ping'an tried his best to maintain a harmless smile. This guy is worthy of being a legend for his vigilance.
"What kind of wine and what kind of meat?" The fat man raised his head and asked seriously.
I'd rather...
"The wine is naturally old Shaoxing wine, and the meat is at least the standard of three meat dishes, one vegetarian dish, four vegetables and one soup, which is by today's standard every now and then."
Zhu Ping'an became more and more like a wolf grandma, and tried to bewitch the fat man.
"Gudong... Shaoxing old wine, three meat dishes and one vegetable dish, four dishes and one soup..." The fat man couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva when he heard this.
"Must." Zhu Pingan nodded vigorously.
"There is no love for no reason, what do you want to do to me?" The fat man wrapped the sheets tightly around himself.
What to do to you?!
Zhu Pingan glanced at the fat man and suddenly got goosebumps. Damn, what are you thinking? My orientation is normal and my taste is normal. You are no longer a heavy-flavored person, you are a dark cuisine!