Chengbei Building is located in the north city of Yingtian City. Since its opening in the morning, people have been coming and going, and business has been very good. Despite the local name, it is one of the most prestigious restaurants in Yingtian City. The owner of the restaurant does not have much culture because it is located in the north of the city.
, so it was named Chengbei Tower. Its fame relies on its cooking skills. The owner and chef of the restaurant came from a family of royal chefs. Three generations of his family have been royal chefs. In his generation, the inheritance has not been broken. He served as a royal chef in the palace.
He worked as an imperial cook for ten years. Due to the death of his family's first concubine, he returned home as a filial piety. Later, a royal cook in the palace left the house and had connections with the Ministry of Internal Affairs. While he was at home observing filial piety, his nephew took over his job, so the owner of Chengbei Tower had no choice but to stay.
Ying Tian opened the north tower of the city.+
Because the Chengbei Tower is located in the north, unlike the Chengnan Tower, it was not the first time to learn about the Japanese pirates' invasion of Jiangning.
It is a little later than the south of the city.
While a group of diners were eating and drinking, someone suddenly walked into the restaurant in a hurry. He walked to a seat familiarly and picked up a person who was drinking. "Brother, stop drinking. Come home with me."
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"Second brother, can you change your impatience? Why are you so impatient that you have to use your chopsticks to eat and drink this food? Wouldn't it be a waste to go home now? This braised lion's head was made by Chef Wang himself. With so many tables, I
It’s not easy to grab this plate. Come on, sit down and try the cooking skills of Mr. Wang’s chef. It’s not too late to go home after having wine and food together.”
The eldest brother at the wine table smiled disapprovingly, patted the second eldest brother on the shoulder, and asked him to sit down and eat together.
"Brother, what else are you eating? Something big has happened. Go home quickly. I'm waiting for you to make up your mind at home."
The second child broke free from the eldest brother's hand and started to pull the eldest brother out again.
"Second brother, I'm not telling you, you are too rough-tempered. Our family lives with two grocery stores. What big trouble could happen? Please calm down and understand. Sit down and eat!"
The eldest brother glared at the second one, took out his hand, patted the chair, and gave instructions in the manner of an elder brother.
"Brother, you are still eating, the Japanese pirates are coming!" the second brother cried, "go home quickly."
The Japanese pirates are coming?!
The boss couldn't help but raise his head and glance at the second child. After hearing this, everyone else in the restaurant also looked at the second child. "
After the restaurant was quiet for a second, laughter suddenly broke out, and the laughter almost brought down the roof of the building.
The old man laughed so hard that he almost burst into tears. He slapped the table with one hand and pointed at the second child with the other hand. He laughed from ear to ear and said, "Second child, I didn't expect that you have a talent for comedy. Haha, what's your sentence?"
The Japanese pirates came and made the whole restaurant laugh. Well, yes, I remember, two days ago you told me the famous emergency military intelligence joke of Zhao Kuo, eh, eh, not bad, you can do it so quickly
I know how to use it, not bad, not bad...
After Boss Wang finished speaking, the laughter in the restaurant became louder. The Wang brothers were regular customers of the restaurant, and most of the regular customers knew each other. They all laughed and teased the two brothers.
Come.
"Hahaha, Boss Wang, your brother is so funny. It seems that he wants to stand shoulder to shoulder with the current Zhao Kuo."
"But your Wang Laoer is still a bit underwhelmed. Zhao Kuo was the number one scholar in the world. As the number one scholar, he said an incredible sentence, 'The Japanese pirates are coming.' The contrast effect is better."
"If Zhao Kuo was here in the current generation, he would definitely be very happy. Haha, he is not alone...
For a time, the restaurant was filled with a joyful atmosphere, just like the New Year." Seeing the happy smiling faces of his eldest brother and everyone in the restaurant, Wang Laoer couldn't help but stamp his feet and shouted hysterically, "The Japanese pirates are here, really.
Here we come, this is not alarmist talk, let alone a joke! It is real! The Japanese pirates have defeated the Jiangning camp, killed three to four hundred people, injured countless others, and set the entire military camp on fire. Not only that.
, this group of Japanese pirates also drove the defeated troops into Jiangning Town, killing people and setting fires. The whole Jiangning became a river of blood, and the whole city was set on fire! The fire almost burned half of the sky! You can see it clearly from the south gate!
There has been chaos in the south of the city for a long time! I just went to the south of the city to collect the goods, and I couldn’t believe the news I got on the way. When I went up to a high-rise building and saw the flames of Jiangning rising into the sky, and saw people who had escaped from Jiangning, I had to believe it. Also,
Our city gates in Yingtian are all closed, tightly closed! Brother, do you still think I’m joking?! Do you still have the heart to eat food and drink here?!"?
After Wang Laoer's Gothic shout, the whole restaurant fell silent, it was eerily quiet!
The Japanese pirates are coming!
The Japanese pirates broke through Jiangning Camp and captured Jiangning Town?!
real or fake?!
impossible?!
Impossible! No way! I don’t believe it! This must not be true! Jiangning is at the foot of my Yingtian and is the gateway to my Yingtian. There is also a Jiangning camp guarding outside the Jiangning city wall. How could it be so easily captured by Japanese pirates!
Absolutely impossible!
So, this news is false. Well, it must be false. Haha, I was almost fooled by Wang Laoer.
After being quiet for a few seconds, someone in the restaurant coughed and laughed, "Ahem, Wang Laoer, you can do it. Your talent in comedy has the potential to catch up with Zhao Kuo of the time. Just be quiet, you are so fake."
The military intelligence almost frightened all of us, and it was much more concessionary than the urgent military intelligence of Zhao Kuo at that time."
After the man finished speaking, the quiet and oppressive atmosphere in the restaurant suddenly disappeared.
"Yeah, yeah, I almost believed it. What this guy Wang Laoer said about having a nose and eyes made me sweat. Haha, interesting, interesting. I will use this to scare people later."
"Hahaha, it is indeed false news. I felt something was wrong from the beginning. Jiangning is our gateway to Yingtian, and there is a Jiangning Camp guard outside the city. The Japanese pirates broke through Jiangning Camp first and then Jiangning Town?! How is it possible!"
"Hahaha, Mr. Wang, Mr. Wang, I really have you..."
"Wang Laoer, with you here, Zhao Kuo is no longer alone in this world. Hahahaha, your joke is funny."
The people in the restaurant pointed at Wang Laoer, smiled and shook their heads, half smiling and half teasing.
What?!
joke?
You still don’t believe it?!
Wang Laoer glanced at the people in the restaurant who were pointing and laughing at him. He couldn't help but get angry. He clenched his fists and shouted: "Why are you laughing? The Japanese pirates are here. Is it funny? Is it funny that the Japanese pirates kill people and set fires?"
?! Jiangning has suffered countless casualties and blood has flowed into rivers! The next target of the Japanese pirates is our Yingtian!"
Well?!
This guy is so funny and addictive?!
Everyone in the restaurant was stunned for a moment, shook their heads and laughed bitterly.
"That's enough, second brother! That's almost enough!" Boss Wang saw that his brother was too involved, and it was too much, and it was enough to be funny, but it would be annoying if it went on forever. He had to come to this restaurant often, so he couldn't help but yelled.
"It's okay, Boss Wang, your brother is ambitious and wants to surpass the current Zhao Kuo, hahahaha..."
Someone in the restaurant laughed and said.
"Shut up! You can insult me, but you can't insult Zhuangyuanlang! People predicted a few days ago that the Japanese pirates would attack Yingtian, so they kindly reminded us, but it turned out to be a joke to the whole city. I feel ashamed now thinking about it.
Panic! I want to apologize to the No. 1 Scholar. I, Wang Laoer, am a stupid pig. I misunderstood the No. 1 Scholar and let down the good intentions of the No. 1 Scholar. You, you, you, and you, everyone here is also the same.
idiot!"
Wang Laoer couldn't control himself and exploded.
"Wang Laoer, if you call yourself a stupid pig, we don't have a problem with it, but if you call all of us pigs, that's enough! This is not funny! If you mistake vulgarity for comedy, you are going in the wrong direction!
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"Wang Laoer, are you crazy?!"
"Boy, you've had enough!"
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Wang Laoer's words were like lighting a powder keg, and everyone in the restaurant became angry.