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Chapter 1940: If you don’t believe in the monster, it won’t show itself.

After listening to the explanations from Li Shu and others, the naughty child finally stopped making noises and wanted to run away for his life. Since Sister Hua'er is not a goblin and the country bumpkin brother-in-law has not been pulled out of his intestines, he will definitely not go home. After all, he will go home.

I'm sure my dad will beat me half to death.

However, the naughty boy was still a little worried.

What if Fifth Sister and the others were deceived by Sister Hua'er? I heard Mr. Shu said that fairies are very good at deceiving people.

By the way, many vixens like to deceive scholars.

The country bumpkin brother-in-law is a scholar, and he is the most powerful among the scholars. The most powerful one can take the top prize.

If a goblin deceives a scholar, the bumpkin brother-in-law would definitely be the best target.

I still have to verify it.

"Fifth sister, fifth sister, I want to eat pig blood. You can ask Zaoshang to make pig blood tofu for me at night."

The naughty boy raised his fat face and his little eyes turned around.

"Okay, Qin'er, ask the people in the kitchen to go to the market to buy fresh pig blood and come back and make pig blood tofu for Brother Rui in the evening."

Li Shu touched the naughty child's head, nodded with a smile, and told Qin'er to go to the kitchen to purchase fresh pig blood.

"Black pig's blood, black pig's blood, it must be black pig's blood," the naughty child reminded eagerly, tiptoeing.

"Huh?" Li Shu looked at the naughty kid suspiciously.

"Ahem, fifth sister, the pig blood tofu made from black pig blood is delicious. I like to eat black pig blood, but I don't like other colors of pig blood. I'm not lying, black pig blood, I can eat a big bowl of it.

I can only eat half a bowl of rice and other pig blood." The naughty boy said with lack of confidence and looked away.

"Well, since Brother Rui likes black pig blood tofu, then tell the chef to buy black pig blood. If the market doesn't have it, let them kill a black pig now, keep a big bowl of pig blood and bring it back, and the pork

I sent it to the military camp in the name of Brother Zhu to give extra meals to the officers and soldiers of the Zhejiang Army and reward them for their hard work."

Li Shu ordered.

"Okay, miss." Qin'er nodded.

"Fifth sister, you have a big belly and you should go and have a rest. I can just play by myself. I haven't even taken a tour of your house yet."

After the naughty boy finished speaking, he ran away.

"Young Master, Young Master, wait for me." The naughty girl picked up her skirt and chased after her anxiously.

"Don't follow me. I'll play by myself for a while. If you follow me again, I'll draw a toad on your face, and I'll punish you by not erasing it for a day. If you erase it, I'll ask my father to sell you."

"

After the naughty boy was chased by the girl next to him for a while, he stopped angrily and threatened with a waving face.

"ah?!"

The personal girl was frightened by the naughty child's threat.

Painting a toad on his face? His painting skills are so bad, and the toad he painted must be extremely ugly. It would be a shame to have such an extremely ugly toad on his face for a day and still not be able to wipe it off.

Although the young master threatened the master to sell it, he probably won't be sold, but if he offends the young master, he will definitely have a hard time in the house in the future. There are people in the house who will act according to the circumstances, and they will definitely make trouble.

So, the little girl next to her was frightened and took two steps back, with a look of fear on her face, and she really didn't dare to chase the naughty kid anymore.

"Humph, you know what's going on." The naughty kid saw the little girl next to him taking two steps back, and couldn't help but shook his head proudly, and ran away like a little bear.

At first, the naughty child really wandered around the house, looked there, touched here, stepped on there, just like a curious little bear. He visited almost every corner of the house.

But when people got used to the naughty child wandering around, the naughty child sneaked into the kitchen when people weren't paying attention.

"Young Master."

There is only one cook in the kitchen, and she also knows the naughty kid. The servants like the master in the house must remember clearly, otherwise if they accidentally bump into the master, they will get into big trouble.

"Well, come here."

The naughty boy said arrogantly.

"Young Master, what are your orders?" The cook came over obediently.

"I want to drink honey water, go and make me a bowl." The naughty boy ordered.

"Okay, Master."

After hearing the order, the cook immediately made a bowl of honey water for the naughty boy, poured it into the bowl, and served it to the naughty boy.

"I don't like to use a bowl. Go find my personal maid and ask her for a cup. She knows what cup I like."

The naughty kid didn't take the bowl and ordered with a look of disgust.

"Ah, okay, good young master." The cook didn't think anything was wrong. It's normal for nobles to have high requirements for tableware. Unlike ordinary people like them, they can handle any tableware.

Moreover, it was still early to prepare dinner, and the master chef was still resting. She was the only helper in the back kitchen, washing and selecting vegetables. She had plenty of time, and it would not be a waste to go to the young master's personal maid to get a cup.

So, the cook went out to find the naughty boy's personal maid.

After the cook went out, the naughty boy turned around and started rummaging through boxes and cabinets in the kitchen to find things. He turned the kitchen upside down.

"Why not?"

"Have you not bought it yet?!"

The naughty boy said to himself in disappointment, but just when he was about to give up, he saw the fresh pig's blood under the table.

"Haha, I found it." The naughty boy waved his fist excitedly, "I heard that Mr. Shu said that black pig blood and black dog blood can ward off evil spirits and can also make fairies show their true colors. Dogs are very cute, but they are reluctant and smelly.

It doesn’t matter if it’s a black pig.”

What to wear?

The naughty boy's eyes swept over the pots and pans, and they all shook their heads. When they saw the two gourds hanging on the wall, they couldn't help but smile.

The naughty boy stepped on the chair and took off the two gourds hanging on the wall. The liquid inside the gourds was opened. The naughty boy opened the gourd lid and curled his lips when he smelled it. Such a bad-smelling wine must not be a good wine, so he poured it all down.

.

A shriveled strip of meat was poured out of a wine gourd, and a ginseng with a full beard was poured out of a wine gourd.

Without even looking at it, the naughty boy turned around, took the wine gourd, squatted down in front of the table, and poured the bowl of black pig blood into the gourd. He poured half of it and sprinkled half of it, making the kitchen look like a murder scene.

After pouring, the naughty boy closed the gourd lid and shook it, feeling that only half of the gourd was inside.

"There is a little bit of black pig blood. Is this enough? It would have been better if it had not been spilled." The naughty boy said to himself.

Then

The naughty boy thought of something and his eyes lit up. "The storyteller once said that a boy's urine can ward off evil spirits and make fairies reveal their true colors. I am a boy, and my urine can do the same. I just can't hold it in anymore."

The naughty kid did what he thought of, unfastened his belt, took another empty wine gourd, pointed it at it, and started to hiss.

"Hey, here is half gourd, half gourd with black pig's blood, and half gourd with boy's urine. I don't believe that the goblin won't show its true form."

After the naughty boy finished urinating, he pulled up his pants, shook the wine gourd, and smiled with satisfaction. ()


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