Chapter 28 There is a dangling in the neighboring village who bullies me when I am young and ignorant
What is there that I don’t dare to come to? It’s not because I ran home crying. However, it’s better to stay away from legendary creatures like scheming little lolita. Arrogant and willful little lolita and so on are the worst.
Liked it.
Zhu Pingan led the cow down slowly from the grass on the slope, and made up his mind to walk past the scheming little Lolita later, ignoring her provocation.
Just when she was about to get closer, the scheming little loli made a strange move, put her hands to her mouth and shouted loudly into the distance.
"Zhuangzhuang, Daniu, Ergouzi, come quickly, it's this brat who bullied me yesterday."
Nima
This is the legendary rescuer.
Then Zhu Ping'an saw three six- or seven-year-old naughty children rushing out from the grass on the hillside in the distance, howling and screaming, and they all seemed to be chubby, at least not thinner than himself.
In an instant, Zhu Ping'an felt like ten thousand grass and mud horses whizzing past his heart.
It turns out that this stinky girl cried yesterday and said, "Just wait," and it's really true. This arrogant, sinister, and willful little loli is really the kind of character who must avenge her revenge, and she also knows how to recruit helpers to find rescuers.
Seeing three fat guys who were one year older than him rushing towards him screaming, Zhu Pingan just thought for a second and decisively let go of the old scalper and ran away.
Reasonable?
Use your IQ to crush them?
Are you kidding me? They are talking to you with their fists right from the start. Before you can overwhelm them with your IQ, they will beat you all over your head in minutes. Believe it or not.
Of course, it doesn't mean that you can't use your IQ to crush them, but you have to rub off their sharpness first. As the saying goes, they will be exhausted after a burst of energy. You must first avoid their sharp edges before you can crush them with your IQ.
In the next nearly ten minutes, I saw three chubby boys chasing a smaller chubby boy all over the hillside, howling like four mad dogs as they passed by.
Zhu Ping'an's mental age is over 20 years old. He knows some techniques to get rid of pursuers, such as changing directions quickly, turning back and running, etc. He can always hide quickly when the three little fat guys are about to catch up.
Open and distance.
"Idiot, why are you always running behind him? Don't you know how to separate and block him?!" The shady little loli who was watching the fun was shouting and gesticulating in dissatisfaction from behind.
This scheming little loli can't really be a little fox, she's a bit too smart.
Under the command of the scheming little Lolita, the three little fat men finally surrounded Zhu Pingan not far away. The three little fat men stood in an equilateral triangle shape and surrounded Zhu Pingan in a room of about ten people.
Flat size place.
"You can hit me, but you can't call me brother." Seeing that he couldn't escape, Zhu Pingan simply stood there motionless, looking like he was waiting to be beaten, but he said it mysteriously.
One sentence.
Three little chubby boys around six years old are really curious about their age. Why can they beat you but can't call you big brother? It's so strange. I really want to know why.
"Why?"
So, the three little chubby boys asked in unison.
"Because my stomach hurts." Zhu Pingan answered seriously.
Then
"Brother."
A little chubby boy suddenly shouted at Zhu Ping'an.
So, Zhu Ping'an immediately held his stomach and made a painful gesture, moaning in his mouth, "My stomach hurts so much".
The other two little chubby boys were delighted when they saw this, and they also started shouting.
Big brother
Big brother
Zhu Pingan held his stomach and complained that his stomach hurt. His voice became denser and more realistic.
Huh
Sure enough, hey, this is good, the three little chubby boys grinned happily like bulldogs.
In order to vent their anger for the scheming little Lolita, the voices of the three little fat guys called Big Brother one after another, continuously, resounding through the sky.
Until the scheming little loli kicked them to the ground.
"You are so stupid, can't you see that he is playing tricks on you?!"
She is not afraid of opponents who are like gods, but teammates who are like pigs. The scheming little loli fully understood this sentence, and looked at the three fat little bastards with a black look on her face, calling that little bastard, and she couldn't bear it.
He kicked each of the three chubby boys to the ground and gave them a cold lesson with a pretty face.
The three little fat boys were lying on the grass and couldn't understand why he was playing tricks on us. He was so painful that he looked like a dog when we yelled at him.
"You are so stupid. Have you ever seen anyone get a stomachache from being called big brother?" The scheming little loli's face turned dark with anger.
"He, he gets a stomachache when we call him big brother." The three chubby little boys pointed at Zhu Pingan with their chubby fingers.
If we wait for the three little fat boys to grow up, and recall this incident, the three of them will definitely get together, drink a lot of old wine, and think about it, there was once a guy in the neighboring village who bullied me for being young and ignorant...
....
Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but laugh so hard that his stomach almost burst. They were such cute little chubby girls. He forgot that he also had short legs.
The scheming little loli was driven crazy by these three idiots, "You are so stupid. I asked you three to avenge me, not to worship my elder brother! He is lying to you!"
Lie to us?
The three chubby little boys turned to look at Zhu Pingan. Zhu Pingan immediately made an expression like he was holding his stomach and muttered, "It hurts so much." In fact, he was trying to hold back his laughter and his stomach was about to burst.
Then, the three chubby boys turned their heads and said to the scheming little loli in unison, "You won't lie to us. Look, he is crying out in pain now."
I really lost to you.
You are so cute.
These are the voices of the scheming little Lolita and Zhu Pingan respectively.
The scheming little loli looked at the ignorant chubby faces of the three little chubby little girls, and then looked at Zhu Pingan, who looked pained on the surface, but actually the ridicule was hidden on that hateful little chubby face. The scheming little lolita became more and more angry.
It's getting really hot.
Seeing the angry little lolita, the three little fat girls thought she was still angry because Zhu Pingan bullied her yesterday.
As a result, the three little chubby boys said in unison, "Sister Shu'er, don't be angry, we will teach him a lesson for you."
The three little fat men looked at each other and turned their heads towards Zhu Ping'an.
Big brother
Big brother
Big brother
The eldest brother's voice started to rise and fall again.
Dark little loli...
Zhu Ping'an looked at the three cute little chubby girls, and then looked at the sinister little loli who was as angry as a little toad. Ouch, it's terrible, I really can't help it.
Zhu Ping'an couldn't help it anymore, he held his stomach and laughed hahaha, "You are so talented, I really lost to you two."
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