After dinner, the sun has already set in the west, and the night has lightly enveloped the earth. Frogs croaking everywhere fill the lonely night.
"Little pig, little pig, come on, come on, there's something fun to do." There was a sound of naughty children outside the main door of Zhu's house, and then two naughty children opened the door and walked in, shouting.
"Go out and play, Er Niu and Black Dog are coming to find you."
My mother, Mrs. Chen, knew who was coming in the east wing just by listening.
Erniu is the naughty kid who snatched snacks from his sister and was scolded by his mother, who said that if he does it again, he will be a son of a bitch; Black Dog is as the name suggests, thin and black, with a nose as sensitive as a dog, who can make delicious food?
He could smell it, and then he would hang around in front of other people's houses. The people who were wandering around would get impatient and let him have a taste before he was done.
These two were Zhu Pingan's childhood friends, and the three of them often hung out together.
Although Zhu Ping'an really didn't want to play with these two snotty-nosed children, he still ran out happily in order to play the role of a good child.
"Come back soon." Ms. Chen reminded from behind worriedly.
"Oh, I see."
"Let's go, Auntie."
The three naughty children held hands and trotted out. Zhu Pingan was held by two friends and ran away. They had no idea where these two mysterious and excited friends were going.
The two of them pulled Zhu Pingan and ran for a while, then stopped in front of a slightly secluded yard in the south of the village. Then they stretched out their little hands and put them to their mouths to make a silencing gesture, and then pulled Zhu Pingan and hid them.
Squatting down in a corner.
The two little boys raised their heads mysteriously and whispered to Zhu Ping'an, "Don't make any noise later. I'll show you something. It's very nice."
After that, the two little boys led Zhu Pingan around to the wall on the other side like thieves, and carried the tree stumps outside the wall to the corner of the wall with ease. Zhu Pingan was speechless.
I came all the way here just to move the wooden piles. They look good. What kind of things can a naughty kid get?
The two friends didn't know that Zhu Pingan was listless. They happily pulled Zhu Pingan to step on a few wooden stakes that were brought over, and pulled the wall to look inside, their two little eyes shining with excitement.
What, so excited.
Zhu Ping'an looked in listlessly, following the eyes of his two friends. Phew, I'm sorry, this, this, this is too...
I saw a naked young woman washing her body under the jujube tree in the yard. It must be because this yard is relatively remote, so the young woman dared to wash her body in the yard so boldly. Although the young woman has a good figure, she is not as good as when she used to use a computer
There is still a gap between Ozawa Aoi and others stored in the hard drive, but the ups and downs during scrubbing are simply life-threatening.
The sky was hazy and the moonlight was slightly bright, which added to the scene.
However, isn’t this too early for a five- or six-year-old kid? Even modern children cannot be so precocious!
See no evil. He is still a child and cannot watch these scenes. Zhu Ping'an closed his eyes decisively. It's not that he is aloof. After all, he once had hundreds of gigabytes in his hard drive, but that this age group is not the time to watch this. After that,
Let’s talk about it in ten years or so. It’s not that I haven’t thought about having three wives and four concubines, and red sleeves to add fragrance. It’s just that the time has not yet come.
"Look, look, she's so amazing. She's not wearing any clothes, but she can hide the little rabbit."
Er Niu and Hei Gou were so impressed with the young woman that they fell into admiration.
What little rabbit?
"We searched for a long time last time but didn't know where her little rabbit was."
"Yes, look, the rabbit has started to eat the carrots. Do you think we can find the rabbit? We can't find it. Isn't it beautiful? It can do tricks."
Rabbits eat carrots?
What? When Zhu Pingan looked inside, he was in a mess. He didn't expect that women in ancient times could be so unrestrained.
This reminded Zhu Pingan of a modern joke: How scary! There is a woman on the balcony opposite my house who wants to commit suicide. She keeps stabbing herself with something similar to a cucumber, with a ferocious facial expression. I am so scared, I want to fight first
120 or 110, or 10086?
"Look, the carrot disappeared and came out again, and the rabbit couldn't be found either. Isn't this a good trick?"
The two excited children said to Zhu Ping'an as if they wanted to take credit.
Well, it seems that I have wronged these two naughty children. They just thought that the young women in the yard were practicing the tricks of making rabbits disappear and carrots appearing and disappearing.
Yes, what does such a little brat know?
The two naughty children were so fascinated that they forgot that they were stepping on tree stumps. One of them didn't pay attention, and the two cows missed the step and fell to the ground with a plop.
This sound alarmed the young woman who was doing the "Carrot Disappearing Trick". She screamed, then put on her clothes and started making a fuss about catching the thief.
The young woman's yard was said to be remote, but it was only relatively remote. There were very few people around the yard, but after all, there was no village that could go there. The young woman shouted to catch the thief, which alarmed the entire mountain village.
"If you peek at others doing tricks, you will be silenced. Run away." The two naughty children pulled Zhu Ping'an and ran for a while, fearing that the young woman would catch them and silence them.
The village was already boiling. People all ran out wearing clothes and carrying sticks and forks to help catch the thieves. The young woman shouted to catch the thieves, but the villagers never thought that the so-called thieves were just taking advantage of the chaos from the crowd.
Three short-legged naughty children ran past, allowing the three of them to sneak home smoothly.
When Zhu Pingan ran home screaming, Mrs. Chen also learned that Widow Zhao's house in the village was almost robbed by a thief. Seeing Zhu Pingan running back in a hurry, she hurriedly checked to see if there was someone who didn't have a good eye.
The thief jumped over the wall in a hurry and accidentally injured his own child.
It turned out that she was a widow, no wonder she dared to "perform tricks" in the yard.
"No, I was playing with Er Niu and Black Dog, and I didn't see any thieves." Zhu Pingan shook his head and said that he had not encountered any thieves, so that Chen didn't have to worry.
After hearing Zhu Ping'an's words, Mrs. Chen felt relieved and warned that she was not allowed to go out to play in the past two nights. She would wait until a thief was caught in the village in a few days before going out to play.
When Zhu Ping'an heard this, he curled his lips in his heart. It's surprising that the villagers could catch the thief. No one would believe that older children like himself and Erniu Heigou would spy on Widow Zhao taking a bath.
However, I will never go to see any magic tricks with them again.