"Don't touch my things! Don't even look at them. Do you understand?"
Li Shu's words are profound, and the people who can understand them best at this moment are probably the parties involved, Hongjian and the sixth lady of Hou Mansion.
On the surface, I am talking about things, but in fact, I am talking about Zhu Ping'an. Don't touch my things; don't even think about my man.
After hearing this, Miss Hou's sixth lady's face turned red and white.
"There are state laws and family rules. Our Marquis Mansion also has its own rules. Stealing is strictly prohibited. If found, you will be fined heavily depending on the amount of stolen money. Just one tael of silver and one whip. Let me calculate how many whips I have to give you.
." Li Shu stretched out her slender hands, hooked her red chin with her nails, and said with a thoughtful look.
Then, Hong Jian's face turned pale with fright.
"However, I think Brother Zhu is about to take the palace examination. If you see bad luck, I won't have anyone whip you. It will save Brother Zhu's luck in the examination." Li Shu pursed her lips and looked at the frightened person with a smile.
He picked up the red paper, twirling his chin with his fingernails and said softly.
Hearing this, Hong Jian breathed a sigh of relief when he heard Li Shu speak again.
"But I can't let you go like this. Stealing is shameless, so I will ask you to remember your shame and learn it in the future."
Li Shu smiled slightly, then turned to the old ladies and ordered in a cold voice, "The person who came here will strip her naked and not leave any of her clothes behind. She will be forced to kneel in the open space of the second door to let her know what shame is."
Watch it carefully and report it to my aunt at noon tomorrow."
Don’t you like to take off your clothes? I’ll let you take off your clothes over there! Li Shu sneered, looked at everyone, and said another sentence:
"No matter who is shameless or shameless in the future, this will be considered a minor offense!"
As soon as Li Shu finished speaking, the maids and old women who had been waiting for a chance to show off rolled up their sleeves and swarmed up. In just a few strokes, they pulled off the red-printed skirts and skirts, and then snatched the red ones off.
Inside the note, there was no close-fitting clothing, not even shoes or socks.
Then, the naked red paper was pulled down by the old woman and the maid, and she went to the open space at the second gate. It was useless to cry and cry. When she arrived at the open space at the second gate, she was pushed hard and knelt on the ground by several strong old women.
.
There was even an old woman who took it upon herself to pour a bowl full of water and put it on Hong Jian's head, asking her to hold it up. If a drop of water flowed out, she would be scolded.
Very quickly, the news spread throughout the entire Hou Mansion.
The servants and stewards in the front yard also rushed to the door to have a look. They couldn't enter the second door, but they could climb the wall to see. A row of servants and stewards climbed on the wall outside the second door, and they all smiled curiously to see how naked they were.
The red note kneeling there.
Hong Jian was naked, holding a bowl of water, a rag stuffed in her mouth, and kneeling in the open space. Under the baptism of everyone's attention, she felt like dying. However, even though the wall was close at hand,
But she didn't have the courage to fight.
Zhu Pingan, who was asleep after being drunk, knew nothing about what happened in the backyard. The alcohol dehydrogenase in his body was working hard to decompose ethanol into acetaldehyde and then into acetic acid. However, due to the alcohol dehydrogenase in Zhu Pingan's body,
The amount was relatively small, so when Zhu Pingan woke up it was already noon the next day.
When Zhu Pingan opened his eyes, he saw Li Shu sitting at his desk, looking through the notes he had written before, and the little maid Baozi standing next to Li Shu.
After waking up, his head still hurt, which was probably a hangover. Zhu Pingan rubbed his forehead slightly and sat up with his hands on the bed.
"Miss, my uncle is awake."
Baozi's little maid discovered Zhu Ping'an as soon as he woke up. A pair of big eyes bent into crescents, and Baozi's face was full of joy.
Hearing this, Li Shu, who was flipping through the book, turned around and looked at Zhu Ping'an. She nodded her head, looked at Baozi and the little maid said, "Hua'er, go pour a bowl of honey water."
"If you don't know how to drink, don't show off. You won't feel uncomfortable." When the little maid Baozi went to mix the honey water, Li Shu looked at Zhu Ping'an and pouted her little mouth.
"I don't want to drink either." Zhu Pingan was slightly embarrassed and smiled bitterly.
The honey had been prepared a long time ago. The little maid Baozi went to the table at the door, took two spoonfuls of honey, poured hot water into it, stirred it, and then held the mixed honey water in her hands.
Brought it over.
"I'll do it myself, thank you." Zhu Pingan took the honey water brought by the little maid Baozi and thanked Li Shu and the little maid Baozi.
Headaches after drinking are mainly caused by the accumulation of alcohol metabolites, such as acetaldehyde, in the body, which causes blood vessels to dilate and stimulate the nervous system, leading to pulsating headaches, dizziness, drowsiness, vomiting, palpitation and other symptoms. The fructose in honey contained in honey,
Ingredients such as glucose can promote the decomposition and absorption of alcohol, accelerate the removal of alcohol from the blood, and reduce headache symptoms, especially headaches caused by hangovers.
Zhu Ping'an had known this common sense for a long time, so when he saw the little maid Baozi brought honey water, he was not polite and drank it all in one gulp. Maybe it was a psychological effect. After drinking the honey water, he felt a headache.
The symptoms seemed to have subsided by half all of a sudden.
After drinking the honey, Zhu Pingan put the bowl on the table, and then found Li Shu staring at him with interest, as if there were flowers on his face.
By the way, I didn't drink too much and vomited into a fountain on the bed like my former roommate did, right?
Zhu Ping'an touched his face suspiciously, and found that it was dry and found nothing else. Then the bedding on the bed was also clean, and there was nothing wrong with it. Why was this girl staring at him like this?
"How ugly!" Li Shu curled her lips.
I go!
After working on it for a long time, you just came up with these two words! Zhu Ping'an looked at Li Shu speechlessly, this girl took some gunpowder early in the morning!
"It's so ugly. I can't believe that there are people who are blind and want to climb into your bed!" Li Shu showed her little tiger teeth, looked at Zhu Pingan, and rolled her eyes.
Well, the amount of information is a bit large. Does this mean that a maid tried to climb into my bed and was caught by Li Shu?
In ancient times, when most maids grew up to a certain age, they were either married to young men or resold to marry off. They had no choice in who they fell into, just like the fallen leaves blown by the autumn wind.
The wind blows, and whether it falls into the brocade tent or on the dung heap, I can only leave it to fate.
As a result, some unwilling maids climbed into their master's bed for their fate and became the ancestors of Xiao San'er.
However, it must be the maid who climbed onto the bed. Why did you grab me and squirt? Zhu Ping'an felt speechless for a while.
"Guess, how did I clean up those nasty hooves?" Li Shu looked at Zhu Ping'an's speechless look and couldn't help but show her little tiger teeth, smiling like a little fox.
"A woman's breasts are too thick, how could I guess that?" Zhu Ping'an curled his lips.
"lecher!"
Li Shu was confused, her pretty face was red, she glared hard at Zhu Pingan and said angrily.
ah?
Baozi's little maid didn't react for a while, but she paused for two seconds before reacting. She let out an exclamation and crossed her arms in front of her to protect her. Baozi's face was redder than Li Shu's, and mine was much bigger than the lady's.
(To be continued.)
ps: Something happened yesterday and I couldn’t update. I’ll make it up today.