On the rocks by the river at the foot of the hillside, Zhu Ping'an and the black-bellied little Loli stared at each other, and the atmosphere was a little strange for a while.
"Why did you ask me to come here?" Zhu Pingan spread his chubby hands and asked helplessly.
"Haha, you spoke first, you lose." The black-bellied little loli jumped up from the stone and clapped her hands excitedly.
Lose your sister, when did I play the game of who speaks first with you? Zhu Ping'an was really speechless. By the way, this girl has changed into a new set of clothes. If you have money, you don't have to be so willful. You can change one set of clothes a day.
It's obviously a little fox, why does it have to dress up like a butterfly, even though it looks very nice.
"Hey, what do you mean by rolling your eyes?" Li Shu, a scheming little lolita, walked up to Zhu Ping'an and asked angrily, "No, I'm going to tell Master Sun that you didn't pay your respects and still eavesdropped on the class..."
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I'm scared of you!
"Alright, Miss, just tell me what you have to say." Zhu Ping'an was completely defeated by the threat of the shady little Lolita, and sighed.
Sure enough, he still looks like this bastard, which makes people uncomfortable!
"Ah, what's your attitude? Believe it or not, I'll tell Master!"
The scheming little loli Li Shu pouted, stretched out her chubby little hand and lightly poked Zhu Pingan on the forehead twice, with a bad look on her face.
"Believe it, believe it, of course I believe it."
Bow your head when you should bow your head. I still have this consciousness. I am not the kind of person who wants to save face and suffer. What's wrong with bowing my head and bending over? The strong wind knows the strength of the grass. The grass bends down in the strong wind, but it bends in the wind.
After listening to the rain, you will still be strong enough to accept the sunshine and dew; the heavy snow is crushing the green pine, but your green pine bones are strong and do not bend down. You are fine in the heavy snow. What about the blizzard? After the violent storm, the green pine trees are all broken. As long as you take root in the land and do not abandon yourself.
It doesn't matter if you have a good stance, bend down, and lower your head.
"Are you eavesdropping on the class? Isn't it interesting? Tell me what you heard." The round eyes of the sinister little lolita were full of curiosity. Of course, the problem of being arrogant and bratty cannot be changed. "Humph, I am
I gave you this chance because of your pity."
"After listening to the Three-Character Sutra, people are inherently good by nature. Their natures are similar, but their habits are far away..." Zhu Ping'an came up one by one like countless treasures from his family.
"Are you wasting your opportunity?" Li Shu, the sinister little lolita, was very dissatisfied.
"I also listened to the Thousand-Character Prose, the sky and the earth are dark and yellow, the universe is vast, the sun and the moon are waxing, the stars and constellations are arranged..." Zhu Ping'an continued.
"Forget it, I'd better go and tell Master."
The black-bellied little loli stood up from the stone, spread her short legs, and looked like I'm going to sue you.
"There is also a story about the little red dress." Seeing that the shady little loli was acting pretentious again, Zhu Pingan had no choice but to tell the story about her previous visit to the orphanage to coax a child.
"Oh, then I'll just try to listen to it."
The black-bellied little loli retracted her short legs and sat back on the stone.
Sure enough, fairy tales are better for coaxing children.
"Once upon a time, there was a little girl who was loved by everyone..." Zhu Pingan said slowly.
"Everyone loves everyone, am I as cute as me?" The sinister little loli interrupted Zhu Pingan's words and asked.
Well
The big bad wolf in the story is cuter than you! Of course, you can’t say this out loud.
"Not as cute as you..." Zhu Pingan twitched the corner of his mouth and said against his will.
The scheming little loli was satisfied and asked Zhu Pingan to start talking again.
"Once upon a time, there was a little girl who was loved by everyone. She liked to wear a very beautiful little red skirt that her grandmother gave her, so people called her the little red skirt."
The scheming little loli curled her lips and whispered, "I won't wear the same clothes every day."
"One day, my mother said to Xiao Hongqun: 'Grandma is sick. Please help my mother bring some snacks to visit her.' My mother also gave special instructions: 'Grandma lives in the forest and the journey is very far. You are on the way.
Be careful, don't be playful!'"
Well, Zhu Pingan changed the story of Little Red Riding Hood into the story of Little Red Dress. In the Ming Dynasty, there were no girls wearing hats, so it was changed to Little Red Dress.
"Little Hongqun met a wolf in the forest. She had never seen a wolf and did not know that wolves were ferocious, so she told the wolf the purpose of coming to the forest. After the wolf found out, it tricked Xiao Hongqun into picking mushrooms...
..The big bad wolf ran to the cabin in the forest and dressed up as the little red dress and knocked on the door of grandma's room...'Gulu!' The big bad wolf swallowed the whole grandma in the little red dress.
...The big bad wolf pretended to be grandma...The big bad wolf opened his big mouth and said, 'Gulu!' without even biting, he swallowed the little red dress into his stomach."
"Have you eaten everything?"
"Then a woodcutter came. He took out a pair of big scissors, and before the big bad wolf woke up, he used the fastest movement to carefully cut open the big bad wolf's belly. Grandma and Xiao Hong
The skirt was rescued from the belly of the wild wolf."
Seeing the scheming little Loli listening to the story carefully, Zhu Pingan lamented that children are still easy to accept new things. If this story was told to adults of this era, it would definitely not be accepted. They would ask how the big bad wolf can talk.
Ah, can a wolf's belly hold an adult and a child? Why can the person who eats it come out well...
After telling the adapted version of the story of Little Red Riding Hood, Zhu Pingan asked, "What did you learn after listening to this story?"
"Eat food by chewing it..."
When the scheming little loli heard this, she blinked her eyes and tilted her head.
Chew everything you eat!!!!
It’s not like this at all!
The story of Little Red Riding Hood warns little girls not to chat with strangers casually, not to be playful, and to go home early!
Zhu Ping'an also hopes that this story can make the scheming little Lolita stay away from a stranger like him, stop playing outside, and go home as quickly as possible and be a lady who never leaves the house.
However, I didn't expect that the scheming little loli didn't play by the rules at all. She said she had to chew everything when eating, which shocked Zhu Ping'an.
The scheming little loli listened to the story with gusto. The story told by this little poor man was different from the others and seemed very interesting.
"Well, seeing that you are working so hard, I'll give you another chance and you can tell me something."
The scheming little loli said something arrogant and stinky.
"Uh..." Zhu Pingan was stunned for a moment and looked at the sun in the sky. The teacher must have taken a break from get out of class now. "Okay, let me tell you another story about the Frog Prince."
"Once upon a time, there was a king. All of his daughters were very beautiful, especially the little daughter. Even the sun, which had seen everything, would be impressed by her beauty every time it shone on her face.
I was surprised. There was a large dark forest near the king's palace. In the forest, under an old Bodhi tree, there was a well..."
The scheming little loli listened carefully and found that the story told by this little bastard was quite interesting and the words he said were good.
Why, every time the sun shines on her face, she is surprised by her beauty... Oops, it makes people a little shy...
"The little princess doesn't like this ugly frog very much..."
When Zhu Ping'an said this, he was interrupted by the scheming little Lolita, "If it were me, I wouldn't like this ugly frog even more. The toad wants to eat swan meat. Huh, what I like is the best in the world."
A man like me, if he is the number one scholar, I will be the wife of an official..."
The little brat is so shameless, putting the dowry yuan in his mouth every day to become an official wife. It's also true that such a young brat has no concept of shyness.
"From then on, the handsome prince and the beautiful little princess lived a happy life..." Zhu Ping'an finally finished telling the story of the frog prince, and was interrupted several times by the sinister little loli.
"What, a toad is just a toad and will never become a prince... Stewed toads or braised toads are fine, but they cannot become princes..."