"No matter what, I can't watch it. There are so many excuses. It's disgusting..."
"You still claim to be a scholar, don't you know that you should not look at anything inappropriate? I read a wolf with a big tail in the book of sages..."
After returning to the cave, Li Shuwu bulged her mouth and angrily mocked someone. Her big black eyes also rolled out the standard white eyes, expressing her contempt for someone.
The night was getting dark, everything was silent, and the cave gradually became quiet, with only the sound of even breathing.
After waking up in the middle of the night, Zhu Ping'an lay on the thatched bed and couldn't fall asleep. All he could think about was Li Shu's naked body. He even combined many short movies in his mind to imagine all kinds of things.
Sultry pose...
So, I couldn't sleep even more.
I don’t know why I have such impure thoughts about Li Shu
This is a girl who is sinister, willful, worships money, has a young lady's temper, whips her servants, and is sometimes a bit of a scorpion. When she was a child, this girl even packed away a basket of local specialties that her mother would not eat, like discarded shoes.
Throw it into the ditch...
This is not my cup of tea...
The reason why such impure thoughts arise is probably because this girl is too beautiful and has bad food and sexual habits. Even Confucius could not avoid it, let alone himself. Zhu Pingan comforted himself like this.
But scenes from the past reappear from time to time.
"You tell me a story, and I'll give you this to eat."
When I was a child who was not rich in material resources, during the break between classes, the scene of a scheming little loli holding a box of braised pork in her hands and telling her stories appeared inexplicably before her eyes.
"Dad, my brothers don't like reading either. Last time I read, I almost got worms. If the toad wants to borrow a book, just let him read it. I can still catch worms."
When I was a child, I went to Li's house to borrow books and was repeatedly turned away. The words of a certain scheming little loli standing at the door to the rich man Li echoed in my ears inexplicably.
The collection of books in the Li family continues to be enriched. There are also more and more books on the imperial examinations, from scholarly examinations to imperial examinations; the environment of the Li family's study is getting better and better...
Then, tables of delicious, delicious and delicious meals carefully prepared by the chefs of the Li family appeared before our eyes. Before the rooster crows, breakfast has arrived; when we study till late at night, we can still have supper... Li Shu is
Where is the Li family chef...
Then there was Li Shu's naked body when she came out of the water. It became more and more attractive, completely occupying Zhu Pingan's mind. Her skin was like gelatin, and her curves were seductive...
Close your eyes. It’s Li Shu.
Open your eyes, it's Li Shu too.
Zhu Ping'an felt like his brain was poisoned by watching too many short movies on the computer. When he turned the computer off and on, all he could see was Li Shu's seductive body without any clothes. He was getting hotter and hotter, and his body's reaction was getting stronger and stronger.
"What's wrong with you, Zhu Pingan?" At this time, a lark-like voice sounded in Zhu Pingan's ears.
Zhu Pingan turned around and saw Li Shu. At some point, this girl appeared beside him and squatted in front of him. Her delicate hand was placed on her forehead.
"Why is it so hot?" Li Shu opened her mouth in surprise.
Why is it so hot? She can't tell the truth. She can't tell Li Shu that she fantasizes about impure things about her. Before going to bed, Li Shu despises her beyond measure because he saw her body. If she knew at this time
I fantasized about that impure scene towards her, but I didn't know how this girl would react.
"Ahem, I...I seem to be sick." Zhu Ping'an was a little red-faced when he was caught in an impure fantasy.
"Are you sick?" Li Shu pursed her lips, blinked her big eyes and glanced sideways at Zhu Ping'an with a smile, her voice rising with a long ending, with a playful smile on her lips.
Do not know why.
Zhu Pingan felt that Li Shu was very strange at this moment, as if she was possessed by a vixen, and her whole body exuded a charming aura.
Li Shu smiled playfully and blinked her big eyes from Zhu Pingan's face to Zhu Pingan's body, and then the lifted clothes under Zhu Pingan's waist fell into Li Shu's eyes.
Being caught red-handed again. Zhu Ping'an noticed that Li Shu's eyes fell on the raised clothes, and couldn't help but blush. He changed his posture to hide the embarrassment at the moment.
"Sick? In poor health? Geez... I think you are in poor health." Li Shu moved her face closer to Zhu Pingan, glanced at a certain part of Zhu Pingan's body with a charming eye and a half-smile, and licked it with her pink tongue.
Red lips, giggling.
The body is missing!
folder!
Hold the grass, you caught me off guard and grabbed my waist.
Zhu Ping'an simply couldn't believe that such charming words came from the mouth of such a noble and elegant young lady like Li Shu. Such words full of hints of sex came from such an arrogant and aloof girl like Li Shu.
Saying it from your mouth is much more exciting than role-playing, and has a stronger contrast. The output effect of such a sentence is simply tens of thousands of times.
After Zhu Pingan heard this sentence, he felt as if he was caught off guard and fed a large pot of Viagra.
Simply
Stimulated by these words, Zhu Pingan's whole body was dominated by hormones, and he hugged the giggling Li Shu.
In the depths of the house, people are quiet and happy, and their hearts are all gone.
The flowers and leaves once broke the stamens, and the willows shook the willow branches again.
After the incident, Zhu Ping'an, who had tasted the forbidden fruit for the first time, was immersed in the ultimate enjoyment just now. Looking at Li Shu who was dripping with sweat next to him, he couldn't help but hugged her and pressed his lips to her red lips.
Huh?
Is this what kissing feels like?
Why does it feel like I've licked the rough ground? My mouth is full of the taste of earth.
"Hey, miss, look, my uncle is chewing the dirt on the ground so early in the morning. Is he hungry?"
When Zhu Ping'an was confused, he suddenly heard a burst of laughter from the little maid Baozi not far away.
what happened?
Zhu Ping'an opened his eyes, and then found that he was lying on the ground outside the thatched bunk at some point, happily gnawing on the ground. What fragrant and sweaty Li Shu was there! What kind of silence was there! The morning light outside had penetrated into the cave.
Got it!
Hold the grass
Everything that happened at night was actually a dream!
Oh my god! I was actually having an erotic dream just now!! It was an erotic dream with Li Shu as the heroine!!!
"Eh? Did you wet your pants? You're so embarrassed." After discovering Zhu Ping'an chewing dirt, Baozi's little maid screamed in surprise as if she had discovered a new world, and then covered Baozi's face shyly,
Turn your back.
At this moment, listening to the surprised cry of the bun maid outside, Zhu Pingan just wanted to find a mouse hole to crawl in and sweep the floor gracefully.
"Dirty, dirty"
Li Shu came in and glanced at Zhu Ping'an, her pretty face turned red, and she turned around quickly, her mouth full of pink curses.
Zhu Pingan looked at the wet patch on his pants, and then felt the sticky pants. He wanted to die. Not only did he have an erotic dream, but he also had a wet dream. Damn it, a wise life was ruined by a dream!
Zhu Ping'an didn't know how he got out of the cave under Li Shu's contemptuous eyes.
Fortunately, the clothes in the Ming Dynasty were cumbersome and the robes were long, so missing a pair of trousers would not be a disgrace. Zhu Ping'an walked out of the cave despite Li Shu's contemptuous eyes, went to the stream to wash his trousers, and rubbed them several times with the stream water.
, after wringing out the water, he carried it back to the cave, propped it up on a stick outside the beacon tower outside the cave, and hung the pants on it to dry. The beacon tower has constant fireworks and high temperatures, so it can dry faster here.
"your fish"
Li Shu snorted coldly, looked at Zhu Ping'an with disgust, and then placed a few grilled fish firmly on the beacon tower.
"Thank you." Zhu Pingan was a little embarrassed to face Li Shu. As soon as he looked at Li Shu, he remembered the dream last night and had to turn his eyes elsewhere, towards the sea in the distance.
As soon as he looked at the sea, Zhu Pingan's whole body started to vibrate, and his eyes suddenly widened. (To be continued.)