After the break, life returned to calm. Zhu Pingan rode the old scalper and carried his schoolbag and set off to the school, followed by the reluctant Zhu Pingjun.
Passing by a small Chaimen courtyard, the big yellow dog looking after the door leaned out and barked at the two of them.
Dragon meat in the sky, dog meat on the ground. This was the first reaction in Zhu Pingan's mind after seeing the big yellow dog. Please forgive the uprightness of a foodie.
"Bite, bite, bite again and send you to elementary school!" Zhu Pingjun threatened the big yellow dog with his schoolbag in hand.
The big yellow dog doesn't understand human language, but it can be seen that Zhu Pingjun's gaping teeth and cracked mouth are definitely not praising his heroic figure, smooth hair and big claws, so he roared and rushed towards Zhu Pingjun and the others.
Zhu Pingjun was so frightened by the big yellow dog's movements that he squatted and fell to the ground. Fortunately, the big yellow dog was tied up, otherwise it would have definitely left traces of passion on Zhu Pingjun's body.
"Brother Jun, are you okay?" Zhu Ping'an wanted to get off the ox's back and help Zhu Pingjun. He had fallen quite hard just now.
Before Zhu Pingan came down, Zhu Pingjun got up from the ground, patted the soil, and said angrily, why didn't he fall to death? If he fell to death, he wouldn't need to learn anything.
After not seeing each other for two days, the naughty kids in the school were particularly enthusiastic. The little fat boy Li Xiaobao was especially enthusiastic. He brought snacks from home and shared them with Zhu Pingan and several other children nearby. He boasted about how many fish he had caught.
How big is the fish?
Master's lecture was the same as before. In addition to teaching the Three Character Classic and Bai Jia Xing to teach the children how to read, he also took some time to teach Zhu Ping'an a few Analects of Confucius.
The scheming little lolita Li Shu and the steamed bun maid Hua'er, who were spanked and cried by Zhu Pingan outside the school, once again appeared on time during Zhu Pingan's recess.
New clothes, new hairstyle, but still the same arrogant and stinky person as always.
When Baozi's little maid Hua'er saw Zhu Pingan leading the old scalper down the hillside, she looked at Zhu Pingan with a look of resentment.
"Good morning." Zhu Ping'an walked past the two of them as if nothing had happened, said hello, and then tied the old ox to a tree trunk by the river.
"Wait for you, we've been waiting for a long time!" The scheming little loli choked Zhu Ping'an angrily, as if she had taken a shot of gunpowder.
"Oh, I'm sorry. Master, get out of class ended a little late today." Zhu Pingan nodded sheepishly.
"Here." Baozi's little maid still remembered being spanked by Zhu Ping'an, a little brat, and her tone was almost the same as that of the scheming little lolita.
However, when she saw Zhu Pingan taking the food box, the big eyes of the little maid Baozi showed an expectant look. Although it passed by in a flash, it was still captured by Zhu Pingan.
There must be something wrong with the food in the food box.
Zhu Pingan picked up the food box, placed it on the stone, and said to the big and small girls in a very sincere manner:
"I've been thinking about it for a long time. Well, I shouldn't have spanked you yesterday. Well, how can a girl's butt be spanked casually..."
When Zhu Pingan mentioned spanking, the big and small lolita glared angrily at Zhu Pingan as a reflex reflex, especially the scheming little girl who wanted to pounce on him and bite off a piece of meat from Zhu Pingan's hateful little fat face.
"So, well, I was wrong after all, so I will tell you an extra story today." Zhu Pingan sat on the stone, holding the food box and apologizing seriously.
"Ahem, don't take it too seriously. We were also wrong. Hurry up and eat and tell us a story." On the surface, the sinister little loli looked like she had generously forgiven Zhu Pingan, but she kept saying
Urging Zhu Pingan to eat.
Okay, I've given you a chance, but you're not sure. Don't blame me, Zhu Pingan thought.
"Before I talk about shooting condors, let me tell you a story about mountain climbing." Zhu Ping'an said with a naive smile.
Two young and old girls turned on story-telling mode, grabbing snacks and sitting in rows.
"The story happens around us. The Woniu Mountain behind us is very tall. It is said that there are ten thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum on the top of the mountain, which can cure all diseases." Zhu Pingan said in a cheerful tone.
"Liar, there is no cure-all for all diseases." The sinister little loli curled her lips in disdain.
"So it's a legend." Zhu Pingan said calmly, "At the foot of Woniu Mountain, there was a pair of lovers who had a very good relationship. They were childhood sweethearts, and it was about time to talk about marriage, but at this time the girl got...
There is a strange disease that cannot be cured. So the boy wants to go to the mountains to pick thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum to treat the girl's disease. The girl is worried and wants to go with him."
"It happened that people nearby also wanted to go to the mountain to pick thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum, so a dozen of them went to the top of the mountain to pick Millennium Ganoderma lucidum together. When they went to the bottom of the mountain and wanted to climb to the top of the mountain, the weather suddenly turned bad and it started to rain.
It rained heavily, but they still insisted on going up the mountain. So they left the girl to watch the camp." When Zhu Pingan said this, his tone gradually became darker.
The little girls listened carefully and were still chewing snacks in their little mouths.
"But after three days, I didn't see them come back. The girl was a little worried, thinking it might be because of the weather. She waited and waited, and on the seventh day, everyone finally came back, but only her childhood sweetheart didn't
return."
Hearing this, Little Loli stopped chewing snacks and became a little nervous.
"When everyone came back, they told her that on the first day of climbing the top of the mountain, her childhood sweetheart unfortunately died! They hurried back for the first seven days, thinking that he might come back to find her. So everyone formed a circle and let her go.
In the middle, when it was time to kuaizi, suddenly her childhood sweetheart appeared, covered in blood, grabbed her and ran away. The girl was so frightened that she screamed and struggled hard. At this time, her childhood sweetheart told her... he was climbing the top of the mountain.
A mountain disaster occurred on the first day! The heavy rain collapsed the rocks, and everyone died. Only he is still alive... Who do you believe?" Zhu Pingan's voice was lower, deliberately carrying
The feeling of a negative test.
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The big and small lolita were so frightened that they turned pale, hugging each other and screaming, like two hamsters hugging each other, very cute.
In sharp contrast to the frightened Lolita, Zhu Ping'an's innocent smiling face. This ghost story is considered a relatively low-level one. Just because I'm afraid of scaring you, I didn't give you any little red strings or midnight buses.
speak.
After shouting for a while, the little girl came back to her senses. Looking at Zhu Ping'an who was smiling naively, she suddenly understood that this silly little chubby boy did it on purpose.
"Zhu Pingan, you bastard!" The scheming little loli stepped forward and kicked Zhu Pingan unreasonably.
Zhu Ping'an dodged easily and said confidently, "You were the ones who tampered with the lunch box first."
"You, how do you know?" Hua'er, the little maid of Baozi, is very curious, but you haven't opened it at all.
"Ah, idiot Hua'er!" The scheming little loli's face darkened.
Hearing this, Zhu Ping'an's chubby face squeezed out a smile and spread his hands, "I wasn't sure at first, but now I am sure."
Time passed quickly while teasing Loli and listening to the lectures. In the blink of an eye, it was the day when the two villages were fighting for water, and the Confucius School also had a special day off.