"Do you think this is a story novel or a drama? You start by saying so-and-so, you are in danger and I have come to save you, and then you talk nonsense. Do you think you can become famous so easily?! Haha, you want to be promoted?
You're stupid for wanting to get rich! I've seen a lot of people with ideas like yours, and you still want to lie to me! Go, go, don't stand at the door and get in the way." The steward sarcastically mocked Zhou Fangzheng, waving his hands like he was chasing a dog.
Same thing, drive Zhou Fangzheng out.
"You" Zhou Fangzheng's face turned red as he was pushed.
"What are you doing? Go, go, go." The steward waved his hand as if it was an intrusion, and then the servant on duty behind the door rolled up his sleeves and "invited" Zhou Fangzheng to the steps.
but.
Zhou Fangzheng finally entered the Yan Mansion, not because he was so eloquent that he persuaded the manager, but because he spent a lot of money to buy a folding fan from He Nian Study.
After getting the folding fan from He Nian's study, the treatment was really different. The steward at Yan's mansion seemed to change his face and invited Zhou Fangzheng into Yan's mansion with a smile.
After Zhou Fangzheng entered Yan's Mansion, he was invited into the waiting room to wait for the summons. Zhou Fangzheng walked around the waiting room of Yan's Mansion and waited for about half an hour before Yan Shifan picked his teeth with a toothpick while feeling bloated.
It's too late.
"The bear paw is delicious today, but it's stuffed with teeth." Yan Shifan picked out the shredded meat before entering the door, rubbed his cheeks with his fat fingers, complained, and turned to the follower with squinted eyes.
The servant ordered, "Go and tell the chef, Lao Zhang, that the pair of bear paws sent from the north will be stewed a little more mushy tomorrow."
"Okay, sir, I'll go right away." The attendant nodded and bowed.
"Go away." Yan Shifan laughed and cursed, flicked the toothpick in his hand away, clapped his hands, and entered the waiting room with a shy belly.
"Your Majesty, Zhou Fangzheng, has met Lord Yan." Zhou Fangzheng ran to the door and bowed very humbly before Yan Shifan's feet even crossed the threshold.
"Haha, isn't this Mr. Zhou from Kedao? Mr. Zhou is such a rare visitor. What kind of wind brought our Mr. Zhou here today?" Yan Shifan glanced at Zhou Fangzheng with squinted eyes and said jokingly.
Facing Yan Shifan's teasing, Zhou Fangzheng was so cautious that he didn't know how to answer.
Just at this time, there was a "pop" sound, and then an indescribable odor filled the air.
Really stinks.
Zhou Fangzheng subconsciously covered his nose.
There were only two people in the room. Zhou Fangzheng knew that the fart was not caused by him, so the answer couldn't be more obvious. The fart was caused by Yan Shifan.
It would be unrealistic to pretend that I didn't hear it. The sound just now was too loud, and I covered my nose again. Now it's unrealistic to pretend that I didn't hear it.
But
Covering his nose, would Yan Shifan think that he was mocking him? Last month, he finally found his way to Yan's house by chance. If he was hated by Yan Shifan for such a trivial matter, wouldn't he?
To lose a clear path.
what to do?
what to do?
In the midst of a desperate situation, Zhou Fangzheng suddenly had an idea. He turned his hands into rubs, rubbed his nose, and took two deep breaths. Well, his voice was a little rough, but Zhou Fang looked very drunk on his face, "Hey, why?"
Is there a strange smell?"
After such an emergency response, Zhou Fangzheng was very proud of his quick wit.
Yan Shifan glanced at Zhou Fangzheng in a funny way, looking at his complimenting face, and knew in his heart that Zhou Fangzheng was complimenting himself. However, looking at Zhou Fangzheng's standard Chinese character face, but making such a flattering and flattering expression, the contrast was so big, Yan Shifan
I couldn't help but feel a bad taste, so I deliberately frowned, pretending to look calm, and said, "If farts don't stink, then according to Dr. Wang, it means that the person who farts has a disease in his heart.
Doesn’t that mean I’m sick in my heart?”
Zhou Fangzheng looked very embarrassed when he heard this. This was a flattery and a slap on the horse's leg. He quickly added, "Sir Yan, let me taste it carefully. Don't tell me, it really stinks."
"Ha ha ha ha"
When Yan Shifan heard this, he laughed with joy.
At this time, Zhou Fangzheng understood that whether his fart smelled bad or his heart was sick, he was deliberately teasing himself, so he blushed and felt extremely embarrassed.
"Haha, I wonder why Mr. Zhou is here today?" After Yan Shifan smiled, he got back to the topic and asked with squinted eyes.
Hearing Yan Shifan's question, Zhou Fangzheng came back from his embarrassment and was refreshed. He looked up at Yan Shifan and said seriously, "Sir, I have something very important to report to Mr. Yan Ge today."
and Master Yan."
"It's such a big deal? Haha." Yan Shifan couldn't help but laugh when he heard this, "What can be called a big deal? I still need to report it to my father. Let me hear it."
"Someone plans to impeach Mr. Yan Ge in the next two days." Zhou Fangzheng looked at Yan Shifan and replied word by word.
"Someone wants to impeach my father again?! Who is it?" Yan Shifan laughed when he heard this and didn't take it seriously. There have been many officials impeaching the old man during this period, one popping up every few days, but not all in the end.
It's your own fault, no exceptions.
"Yang Jisheng." Zhou Fangzheng replied.
"Yang Jisheng?" Yan Shifan was stunned for a moment and turned to Zhou Fangzheng suspiciously.
Yang Jisheng wants to impeach the old man?!
When Yan Shifan heard the news at first, he felt a little unbelievable. Yang Jisheng was promoted by the old man out of the ordinary. When Yang Jisheng impeached Qiu Luan, he was imprisoned and demoted to Didao. It was the old man who suggested that the emperor re-appoint Yang Jisheng, and then the old man again
He led Yang Jisheng's four moves throughout the year, from county magistrate to head of the Nanjing Ministry of War, then to Nanjing's member of the Ministry of War, and then transferred to the capital to serve as a doctor in the military selection department of the Ministry of War. The old man told himself more than once that he intended to make Yang Jisheng a confidant.
I don't think very highly of Yang Jisheng.
However, the old man promoted Yang Jisheng in such an unconventional way, and the man surnamed Yang was transferred to the capital only two months ago. The old man is about to be impeached?!
Yan Shifan felt a little incredible after hearing this.
The position of doctor in the martial arts selection department of the Ministry of War in Beijing, how many people are trying to get into it...
The old man also wanted to develop Yang Jisheng as his confidant, but he immediately impeached you.
"Yes, it's Yang Jisheng, it's absolutely true. Yang Jisheng invited me to his house last night, saying that he had a wonderful article that we could all enjoy. Unexpectedly, it turned out to be a memorial to impeach the elder. I spent the whole night with him last night.
, took the opportunity to write down the memorial, and just came out of Yang Jisheng's house." Zhou Fangzheng replied as if he was taking credit.