His literary talents were not exhausted. This time he learned a lot about eating Western food from Xu Ping.
I even learned two sentences in English:
Three grams of oil, one gram of oil.
"Master, this shopkeeper is pretty good."
Wen Cai said with a naive smile.
Qiu Sheng rolled his eyes and treated him to dinner with my money, and you still praised him.
Uncle Jiu came back from his deep thoughts, looked at the two apprentices who were not up to par, and said quietly: "Not only are they good, their character, ability, and even appearance, you can't find anyone else in Renjia Town."
When it comes to appearance, Qiu Sheng said: "Master, I look pretty good."
Wencai lowered his head.
Uncle Jiu glared angrily and looked at the strawberry on his neck: "How dare you say that I haven't asked you yet, where did you go last night?"
"I didn't go anywhere." Qiu Sheng opened his eyes and told lies.
Uncle Jiu said "hum" and did not continue to press. He knew Qiu Sheng's character. Since asking was in vain, he still had to take action himself.
The yang energy is so decayed, the eye sockets are black, and the lips are white. It looks like the female ghost has sucked the yang energy.
This romantic apprentice!
…
After returning to the coffin shop, Xu Ping moved a small bench, sat at the door to bask in the sun, and began to recite the "Tongxuan Sutra" silently.
At the dinner table, he could faintly feel how powerful Uncle Jiu was.
People with strength have their own aura.
After practicing the "Tongxuan Sutra", I have a particularly strong sense of this kind of aura.
He felt that Uncle Jiu was sitting there, and his whole body seemed to be emitting the light of righteousness.
If you can make friends with such people, your meal will not be wasted and your money will not be wasted.
Feeling the growth of Taoism in my body, it was not until noon, when I was feeling refreshed, that a man dressed as a servant, dusty and tired, ran over panting heavily.
"Shopkeeper Xu, my Mr. Ren invites you to dinner tonight."
If you’re not dead, how can you eat?
Xu Ping stood up from the bench and said curiously: "I don't know your Master Ren."
Could it be that my identity as a hidden master was exposed by Uncle Jiu?
The servant cupped his hands and said with a smile: "Uncle Jiu said that it was shopkeeper Xu who found a good cave for him so that Old Master Ren's coffin could be reburied. The matter ended successfully. In the evening, there was a big banquet at the house. Master Ren appointed the younger one to come.
Please allow the shopkeeper to attend the banquet."
Uncle Jiu was also a ghost, and his body was burned into charcoal. It seemed that he was in a hurry to bury it, so as not to cause trouble by the current master.
I burned your father into charcoal, and you invited me to dinner, that's funny... Xu Ping wanted to laugh a little, but it was good to go and join in the fun: "Then please tell Mr. Ren that Xu will be there on time tonight."
As he said that, he threw in a few coins as money for running errands.
The servant took the coin with a smile, thanked him, and trotted back to answer his orders.
After seeing off the servants of Ren's house, Xu Ping waited for a while, but still no one came.
The golden warm sun spread all over his body, and waves of drunkenness flooded into his mind. As sleepiness came over him, Xu Ping didn't bother to use the few infuriating energy to relieve the hangover, and directly closed the door of the shop and went back to sleep.
No one comes to the door, the world is peaceful, it's great.
No, there is a female ghost outside the town, who is trying to find Qiu Sheng to be the undead knight, but do you care about this matter?
Forget it, she just wants some love and nourishment, let Uncle Jiu worry about it.
After struggling for a while, Xu Ping fell into a deep sleep.
When I woke up again, it was already dusk outside.
After leaving the door, he walked slowly towards Ren's Mansion.
Smoke rose from everywhere in Renjia Town, intertwining and mixing in the air, forming a picture of human fireworks.
The restaurants, wine shops, opium dens and dens on the street are full of guests, and they come in an endless stream.
Driven by curiosity, Xu Ping glanced inside twice, then quickly looked away.
No, it hurts your eyes!
I think of the short videos I watched on my mobile phone in the past, those graceful concubines, graceful and enchanting. The contrast is too great.
Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd...Xu decided to keep clean.
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Ren's house is in Renjia Town and is definitely a tourist attraction.
The decoration style is a combination of Chinese and Western styles, covering an area of more than ten acres. It is magnificent and nondescript. There is a pair of stone lions at the door, a female on the left and a male on the right, with a fierce momentum.
The lion has a majestic image and is the king of beasts. It has been considered an auspicious beast since ancient times. It can ward off evil spirits and prevent evil spirits from invading the house. Therefore, in ancient times, people would place a pair of stone lions on both sides of the home to protect the peace of the home.
The pair of stone lions in Ren Mansion are even more extraordinary, they are the national white lions.
Guobai, that is, white marble.
White marble has been a stone used by the royal family since ancient times. Ordinary people were not allowed to use white marble. In the past, this would have been a serious crime that required beheading.
But now it's not that particular. As long as you have money, you can put a queue at the door and no one will care about you.
Of course, I'm afraid you won't be able to control it.
The feudal dynasty had just disappeared in the long river of history, and the white marble lion was still a rare thing here. Many guests came here to watch the fun and touch it from time to time.
That is to say, the male lion cannot speak, otherwise he will definitely moan twice: Don't touch my wife.
I used to live in buildings, but things like this were rare. Xu Ping also looked at it curiously for a while.
After standing for a while, I heard someone say: "This lion is so majestic. Where did Mr. Ren find this treasure?"
“What can’t you get with money these days?”
"That's true. I heard that foreigners have come up with some kind of machine that can take people flying in the sky."
"What you're talking about is bullshit. If you go out for a walk, there won't be any chickens that can make you fly."
"You are just superficial, I can't explain to you."
"Then tell me, who is the foreigner, your father or your mother? How can you praise me?"
Chickens can not only fly, but they can also play basketball... Xu Ping stood in the crowd and listened, shaking his head. His narrow thinking and cognition created the sadness of the times.
After looking up and down, I found that this white marble lion had weathered the storm and still stood majestically.
At this moment, Xu Ping noticed that the Qi in his body seemed to be stimulated and started to move on its own.
The people watching around just wanted to have fun, but the one who really noticed something was wrong was Xu Ping, the coffin man.
People will not get angry for no reason, nor will they fart for no reason, and true energy will not move for no reason.
The only explanation is that this stone lion is not serious.
After staring for a long time, Xu Ping found nothing unusual. After pondering for a while, he circulated all his energy and got started.
There was no reaction when touching the male lion. The moment he touched the female lion, his true energy seemed to be stimulated and flowed into the body of the stone lion crazily.
In the field of vision, a pair of ferocious eyes appeared, as if they were saying: Take your hands away and don't touch my wife.
Xu Ping shook his little hand and crushed the stone lion into pieces.
The violent eyes in his field of vision disappeared immediately, and what was shocking was that from the broken claws, dark red blood flowed out, with a foul smell.
leave!
Xu Ping looked around calmly. It was dark and noisy, but fortunately no one was paying attention, otherwise he would have to pay for his pants.
Just as he walked quickly towards the door, he was suddenly startled.
Buzz, the picture in front of me shook, and the mist steamed.
"Yin Yang Illustrated Book" is now available.
A cloud of black smoke appeared above the illustrated book.
Get rid of Feng Shui evil spirits: resentment evil ghost baby.